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They know what they're doing.

Want me to ride with you

in case you die?

I want you to stay here

and finish the job.

Hey, Barry.

Those boots fit you well.

It's okay. You're "safe-o."

She has all of it.

She has everything you need.

No goodbye kiss for "Jimmy," huh?

- Where are you going?

- To get my card.

Hey. Detectives.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

F***ing sh*t.

You got some nerve, you two.

Captain...

Suspended but still backing up Mangold

and Hunsaker on their investigation?

- No. I mean, well, we...

- Yeah, Mangold told me all about it.

- He did?

- Captain, we were...

No, no, no, you did good.

You did good.

You saved the lives of two of my guys.

Putting you both up for a Combat Cross.

- Ah!

- Sorry, Paulie.

Doc, whoa, whoa, whoa. Doc, listen.

- I gotta check this body for evidence.

- Do me a favor, use a glove. Use a glove.

Open it up.

There's some Swiss cheese upstairs,

go check it out.

Be quick about it, huh?

I got a week's worth of dead.

Just go find something to do

for five seconds.

Glad I shot you in the corazn,

el Poh Boy.

"Corazn" means "heart."

Gabriela hipped me to that.

Mm-hm. That's right.

You didn't shoot him in the

corazn, okay?

- You must have shot him in the shoulder.

- I shot him in the heart. You crazy?

Excellent shot, right there.

So I got shot too, you know?

Only reason why I ain't passed out yet

is because I wanted...

That ain't my shot.

No, that ain't my shot.

There's muscle memory at the Academy.

They teach you, better aim for the arteries

and stuff like that. That ain't my shot.

I'm sorry, Jim. Jimmy, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Jim.

- F***.

- Jimmy.

Can we say a prayer together?

Come on, man. Drinking ain't gonna make

things better, gonna make things worse.

Got some 20/20 Mad Dog back there?

I know how you feel about the Pafko, man.

I can get my hands on a Reggie Jackson.

Hey, Pam. What's up, sugar?

Turn around, let me get a look at you.

Right on, mama.

If God created anything better than you,

he keeping it for his mother-loving self.

- Nice seeing you.

- Take care, Pam.

Let's dance. Come here.

You having a good time today?

Let's get out of here, come on.

One time.

We'll go to your dad's house.

In the back of the Lincoln...

- I'm glad you're in a really good mood.

- Yeah, I'm in a great mood.

- I wanna ask you a little favor.

- Okay.

I want you to let Roy give Ava away

with you.

When the priest says,

"Who gives this woman away?"

You and Roy both stand up and you say

together, "We do."

Come on, that's fair.

He's paying for the wedding.

Are you high?

You're gonna do this for me, Jimmy,

because you owe me.

Because if you don't...

...if you ruin my daughter's wedding day

for me, the way you did everything else...

...I will rip your f***ing balls off.

- Hey, you.

- Hey.

- You need anything, baby?

- No, thanks, I'm fine.

Oh, you sure are.

- You like your necklace?

- Oh, yeah, I love it.

You know there's more

where that came from.

Honey, I don't want you to keep buying

me things.

I love you and I forgive you.

You just need to pull that jealousy thing

way back.

Thank you. And I love you.

And you look so pretty and sweet,

like Bambi.

"The Lord is my shepherd,

I shall not want.

He maketh me lie down

in green pastures.

He leadeth me beside still waters.

He leadeth me in the path of

righteousness for his namesake.

When I was a child,

I spoke as a child...

...I understood as a child,

I thought as a child.

But when I became man,

I put away childish things.

Faith, hope, and love...

...these three.

But the greatest of these is love."

And who gives this bride away?

Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. Sit down.

Stand up and I'll blow

your f***ing kidneys out. All right?

He should probably do it.

And who gives this bride away?

I do.

I love you.

Hello?

- Hey, sweetie.

- Hi, sweetie.

So, um...

...I was thinking we could go out to dinner.

- Oh, dinner. Where are we going?

Could you hang on

for just a sec, hon? Thanks.

- Hello?

- Hello?

Is this some kind of joke?

Why? Do you like jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Open.

- Open who?

- Open the f***ing bag, b*tch.

Hi.

Yes.

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