Copenhagen
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You want to grab it
and hold it back
It's okay
When it's you and me
Against the world
- Got a cigarette?
- I ain't got a cigarette.
She's f***ing stuck up.
She thinks she's better
than she is, you know?
Especially with her f***ing
British... ha ha... accent.
I mean, like...
Cigarettes?
And you know, if he'd just
manned the f*** up and cut...
cut her loose...
...we could've enjoyed
this trip, you know.
Like tonight, for example,
you know?
We could have helped out your...
What was her name?
Marie? Maria? You know...
We could've had a good time,
like the four of us.
What does it say?
Can't you read it?
It's Danish.
We're in Berlin.
We speak German here.
Don't you guys speak five
languages and all that sh*t?
My boyfriend knows some Danish.
We can ask him.
your boyfriend out of this.
Like it's you and me
Against the world
F***!
Wait! Hon...
Why do you have to be
such an a**hole?
Look at this place.
dreadlocked Austrian girls.
I'm in the middle here, okay?
Jen?
She says that the three of us
aren't working together.
What? Seriously?
So I'm the f***ing problem now?
No, no, no. Look, I...
I appreciate your openness to
Jen coming in the first place,
but don't you want to do
this trip alone anyway?
Alone? Why the f***
would I want to do it alone?
If I wanted to do it alone,
I would've done it 10 years ago.
I would've stayed
in a hostel, not a hotel.
And I would've met
plenty of people.
And by people,
I mean f***ing hot girls.
But that wasn't the plan.
The plan was to do this
together.
You gotta put yourself
in my position.
What would you do?
- No.
- What do you mean, no?
No, I'm not putting myself
in your position
brought a girlfriend
on a guys' trip.
Why do you listen to her anyway?
I mean, you broke up with her
already.
No, we broke up last Christmas
for three days.
Do you remember Jason with Penny
and all that back-and-forth
back-and-forth sh*t
and they still got married?
How did that turn out?
You're comparing Jen and me
to Penny and anal beads?
It's not the beads.
It's what the beads represent.
Can I help you?
I need a map.
Look at the size of the bed.
I'm ready and waiting.
It's bouncy?
- That's sexy.
- Yeah!
That is really f***ing sexy.
I know it's sexy.
There's a bar next door.
I was gonna grab a beer.
You wanna come?
Go away!
You guys took long enough.
Jeremy's not coming.
So are you tracking down
your family tomorrow?
That's why we're here, isn't it?
I want to apologize.
I honestly thought
it would be okay,
me coming on this trip, but...
But what?
It was obviously a bad idea.
Yeah.
I agree.
This was a guys' trip.
You have no idea how lucky you
are to have Jeremy as a friend.
You think this is funny?
We have love.
We have each other.
I'm just worried because I think
you're gonna be
so f***ing alone.
- Shut up!
- Excuse me?
What the f***
do you want from me?
This was a mistake.
Sit.
Please.
There's something you and me
need to acknowledge.
And what's that?
The night you met Jeremy,
you wanted to f*** me first.
And then Prague?
Now, I know you were drunk,
but still...
You are the most pathetic guy
I have ever met.
Even now...
I bet you wouldn't mind
just a little quickie
in the bathroom.
All right.
Whoa!
All right!
Yeah!
Okay?
Just, let's make some noise.
- Like what?
- Just moan loud.
Yeah, that's right.
- I need you to moan loud.
- Yeah!
Yeah, that's right.
Louder, like this.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
Come on, you can do it, that's it.
Yeah!
- All right.
- Okay. Okay!
Yeah!
Sh*t, yeah!
All right!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey! What the f***?
We're going to London
to get married.
Jeremy proposed last night.
He wrote you a note.
It's all in there.
Where is he?
I'm sorry it couldn't work out.
Look, I wanna talk to him.
Just let us go.
You wanna get some breakfast?
I have to go to work.
Call in sick.
F***ing grammar, retard.
You dropped this.
You keep it.
Can you help me with this,
please?
- You speak Danish, right?
- Yeah.
Yeah, right.
What does this say?
F***!
- Sh*t. The address!
- Sorry!
No, no, read it.
What's the address?
- You didn't make a copy?
- Idiot!
What? English!
I said it was your fault.
No. The truth is
you suck at your job.
- This isn't even my job.
- Good!
Don't make a career out of it.
I'm not going to tell you
the address.
Really? You read it?
You didn't read it.
Forhbningsholms Alle,
number 49.
Wait. Can you write that down?
Where is it on the map?
It's here.
You're welcome.
Hi. Hey, can you...
Do you know where I am on this?
All right, which way is north?
Got it.
It's that way, right?
Stroger, Stroger, Stroger.
Stroger?
F*** off, man.
Cool hostel?
Yeah.
Do you know
where this address is?
I've been looking all day.
I'm not from here.
Sorry.
Right. Me neither.
Where you from?
Canada. You?
New York.
Me too.
But you just said
you're from Canada.
Isn't that what we're supposed
to tell people?
I think it's okay
to be American again.
- Okay.
- Shh.
So where in New York
are you from?
Jersey.
Jersey.
- What are you doing here?
- Um...
I have family here.
I'm looking for them.
What about you?
I'm here with a friend
doing like a tour thing.
So what should I do?
Where should I go?
There's a club called
Culture Box.
- It's awesome.
- A club.
Yeah, like a nightclub.
- Wow.
- Here's my friend.
Is that where
you're going tonight?
Um...
No. Our bus leaves for Berlin
in like two hours.
Sucks.
Really?
I heard Berlin's cool.
I mean it sucks
that you are leaving.
Well, see ya!
What can I help you with?
Just the bill for that,
please, thanks.
Are you here alone?
You know, it is
when you're all alone,
with no friends,
no family to lean on, that...
that you find out
if you are the kind of person
that one can lean on.
Great.
Yes, yes, it is great.
Listen...
I am going to take a nap.
Um...
You care to lean on me?
Jer!
F***ing douche.
What's going on?
Seriously.
Let's talk about this,
all right?
That's bullshit.
She sucks, all right?
And not in a good way.
We both know it, okay?
Just call me.
Not cool, you know.
That place you marked
on my map was way off.
No, it wasn't.
I looked around all day.
I know I'm not from here,
but I asked people
and everything.
So where are you from?
Canada.
They kill baby seals there.
I'm not really from Canada.
Actually, I'm from Denmark, kind of.
My father was born here.
That address you destroyed
was my grandfather's.
Finding him is the only reason
I'm in this city.
I'm sorry I destroyed
your paper.
It was an accident.
Look, I really need to find him.
Are you sure you read it right?
The address was right.
Maybe I accidentally circled
the wrong spot.
Don't f*** with me.
Look, I already told you.
Forhbningsholms Alle,
number 49.
I can show you where it is,
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