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My sexy face.

Oh, perfect.

What?

Mid blink, and your mouth

is hanging down.

No, no, no.

Come on, this could be your

new Facebook photo.

We should take

more of those.

Are you glad

you came?

I'm glad I'm with you.

I guess it's nice to know

mom and dad are off

having together time.

I take it they don't have

much of that.

Last trip we took was

about two years ago

and it was a serious disaster.

How serious?

It was a week at an

all-inclusive resort in Mexico.

Uh-huh.

I got food poisoning.

Ooof.

Dad was on his

computer the whole time

and mom got third degree

burns from falling

asleep suntanning.

Ouch.

Did meet this nice boy who

taught me how to scuba dive.

Oh yeah, I taught

you things.

Like what?

How to reload an ink

cartridge in less than

30 seconds.

You are so mean.

You are picking on

the computer nerd.

But you're my nerd.

Just don't get a

pocket protector.

You okay?

Yeah.

I should have broken in

these boots before I came,

this blister is killing me.

Poor baby...

Mom and dad are probably

back by now anyway.

It's raining anyway.

We have to leave now,

you're being ridiculous.

I'm enjoying my vacation,

Rita.

We're not going to make

it home before dark

if you keep this up.

Home? What home?

Dan...

They found us again...

They smell the fish.

What are you doing?

You want it?

You want it fur ball?!

Dan please, stop it!!

Come on!!!

Put me out of my misery!!!

Daniel...

Come on, eat

my heart out!!!!

Stop it!!!

Wait, wait, wait,

my wife already did that!

Stop it!!

Daniel, stop it!

Why Rita?

It's not like you're going

to miss me.

Ahhh!!

Ahhh!!

What's in the basket?

You missed some

great fishing.

We're gonna feast tonight.

Maybe we'll have Mom's

famous baked trout

with wild garlic.

Maybe we should barbecue

them before they get back.

Where's your Romeo?

He's in his room,

soaking his feet.

He got blisters.

[laughs]

City-slickers...

Hey, I made a mistake.

But at least I told you

the truth, Daniel.

It was eating me alive

but I told you.

Your such an open book,

Rita.

No lies, no secrets.

Are you telling me in

20 years of marriage,

you've never been attracted

to another woman.

Just a connection,

that's all.

No, never.

What about Stephanie,

the skinny secretary

with the push-up bra?

What about her?

What about her?!

She drooled over you,

Daniel,

the way she'd bat

her eyelashes.

She'd wiggle her scrawny

little butt.

I didn't see any drool

and for the record I thought

she was professional.

You're lying.

She obviously had a crush on you

and you knew it.

Because you were spending more

time at the office with her

than you were at home

with your own wife.

Always deflecting.

What?

Nothing.

What did you just say

to me?

Nothing.

Nothing.

We have to cross

this river.

We have to cross

this river.

How are those blisters

doing?

I'll survive.

Next time you soak them

throw some salt

in the water.

Cold tea works

pretty good too.

I'll do that.

This part is really slippery,

give me your hand.

Don't touch me.

Give me your hand!

Oh, no!

What?

Foot's caught.

I can't get it out...

Alright, let me see.

It's really stuck.

Can you turn your ankle

to the left.

You're kidding me,

right?

I'm afraid not.

Ready...

Ahhh!

Honey, did that hurt?

You should get the bag.

Yup.

Yup.

How's Romeo's blisters?

He's got them covered

up with bandages.

He should let the air

get at them.

I'm worried about

Mom and Dad.

They should be back

by now.

I don't think you have

anything to worry about.

They're probably just

stretching out the day,

enjoying each

other's company.

What if they got lost?

I packed them a compass,

and a map,

and enough food to last

a couple of days.

I've got a funny feeling,

Nick.

Probably hunger.

Why don't you help me

with supper.

You peel, I'll bake.

They'll be walking in the door

any minute, you'll see.

Do you want me to take

the backpack?

I got it, Rita.

Okay.

What?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?!!!

The compass!

We've lost the compass!

What?

Okay, we know we're

going east, right?

Because the sun's

going down behind us.

But we don't know if we're

heading north.

We have to go northeast

to find the road, Rita!

Don't you yell at me!

We could have been following

the logging road,

but no, Mr. Davie Crocket

thought it would be fun

to go trekking through

half the state!!!!!!!

Okay, okay.

Maybe it wasn't

the best plan.

Thank you.

Rita!

Rita, slow down!

Are you coming?

Are you coming?

We need to find a place

to sleep.

This is going to be hell.

Can you try to be

a little optimistic.

About what?

We're lost.

We're not lost!

I refuse to be lost!

I have a daughter waiting

for me back at the lodge

and I will not let

her down.

I'm the lousy father

and the lousy husband

who let's you and Francis

down all the time.

Yes, you are!

Wait a minute, you're

the one snuggling up

with some guy over

a Cappuccino!

Look in the mirror,

Rita!

Oh wait a second,

not a good idea.

You haven't put makeup on

in two days!!!

And stop throwing

things at me!

And stop throwing

things at me!

Hey.

Hey.

Did you lose something?

My book.

I can't find it,

have you seen it?

How can you read

at a time like this?

Like what?

I'm worried Matt.

Mom and Dad should have

been home hours ago.

Hey, they'll be back.

I'm so glad I have you

with me.

I wouldn't want to be

anywhere else right now.

Dinner is ready.

Dinner is ready.

Do you still love me?

I can't answer that.

Why not?

Because I don't know

the answer.

Tell me what to do.

Dan, you need to figure

that out for yourself.

Do you want a divorce?

I don't know

what I want.

I don't know

what I want.

Last one.

You can have it.

You sure?

Yeah, it's my punishment

for losing our lunch

to that wolf.

You could have wrestled

him for it.

You could have wrestled

him for it.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Tomorrow morning we'll

call search and rescue,

and while we're waiting

for them to show up,

I'll go out and check

some of the back roads.

I want to come with you.

Someone should stay just in

case your folks show up

If you two don't mind,

I'm going to spend the night.

I don't think

that's necessary, Nick.

I think it is.

I'll be up at first light.

Wake me up?

Will do, kiddo.

He's a bit of

a control freak.

Matthew, it's serious

someone has to take control.

I'm sorry.

I'm just not as worried

as you and Nick.

But your father is a survivor.

He wouldn't be where he

is right now if he wasn't.

And your Mom's she's like

the strongest woman I know.

If they've run into car trouble

they'll figure it out.

Car trouble?

Look, I'm just saying,

they're either having

the time of their life

and they decided to spend

another night camping

or the got into some

car trouble and the

jeep broke down.

Right now I think

Nick's blowing this

completely out of proportion.

You just float through life,

don't you?

Everything is always

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