Crave Page #2
I'm on step 29.
He's so right.
They're-- they're--
they're hearing.
They're not listening.
And they really need to listen,
because-- oh, here it comes.
Oh, okay, this is the best part.
Listen to this.
Here's-- he's givin' his goal
right here, right here.
Yes.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
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That was profound.
Did you feel it?
Did you feel that?
I felt a chill!
He's so good.
God is here.
He's here.
I love our sobriety.
God is doing for me
what I cannot do for myself.
I miss anything?
You see, God
is all things to me.
for the force?
You seem like
a real crime buff.
Nah.
I'd never pass
the psych test.
Plus, me with a badge
and a gun, forget it.
around every five minutes.
Yeah.
I'm well-trained.
Hey, Pete...
Uh, I-I'm gettin' weird.
I mean, just lately...
I've been feeling a little,
uh, divergent.
Divergent?
You mean nuts?
Yeah, squirrelly.
It's just I spend a lot of time
living in my head, you know?
And-and it's
like an ordeal just...
keepin' it
together lately.
Uh, it doesn't
seem normal.
Well, don't ask me about normal,
'cause I sure as sh*t
couldn't tell ya.
It's like, say some loud dipshit
on his cell phone at the bank,
I want to blow
his f***in' head off!
Right off a trunk!
I feel like the world would be
Take it easy,
Oh, sh*t.
Can I get a little ice water
too, sweetie?
Thank you.
You must get
frustrated.
I mean, lockin' up
these guys all the time
who'll eventually
get out.
You mean guys who could never,
ever be rehabilitated?
Right.
Yes!
Okay,
let me ask you this:
would the world be
let's say, five out of
ten of these guys
that you lock up just had
Try nine out of ten.
No sh*t, for real?
Abso-f***in'-lutely.
Okay, okay.
Right, so how do you
deal with that?
How do you justify it?
Don't you ever just want to
simplify the process?
Thank you, babe.
You know, this, um, whole
angry white man routine,
it's very cute.
It's very 1992.
I like it.
F*** you very much.
Simplify?
Are you f***in' kidding me?
Everybody feels like this.
I don't know anybody
who doesn't.
But what are you gonna do?
I don't know, Pete.
I don't know.
I just want--
goes to this old Indian chief
and he says, "I got all these
feelings inside of me,
and a part of me wants to be
good and righteous
and the other part of me wants
to be evil and vengeful."
And the old guy
looks at him and he says,
"Every one of us has a good wolf
and a bad wolf
living inside of us."
So the young kid says to him,
"Well, which one is
stronger?"
And the old guy says,
"Whichever one you feed more."
Hard to believe
you're not married, Pete.
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Hey.
Hey.
Uh, me and that guy.
Right.
Y-your boyfriend?
Yeah, my boyfriend.
I think.
I don't know,
we're taking a break.
So it was true love, then?
Yeah.
That's funny.
Oh, sh*t!
I-it's laundry day.
Right.
Anyway...
Anyway.
Thanks, I needed that.
I aim to please.
Yeah, hello?
Yeah, I know Jimmy.
Oh!
Oh, that's very nice of him.
Um, what-what can I
do for you today?
Um, you know what?
I can shuffle a few things
around and I can make that work.
What's the job?
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? If anyone knew what you do
? If anyone knew what you
put me through ?
? If anyone knew what you do
?
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Pervert!
Camera guy?
Want to take a picture
of my daughter?
? If anyone knew
the things you do ?
Sweetie, let's look like
you want to be here.
We spent a lot of money.
Okay.
Well, uh, say...
Say "cheese," I guess.
Uh, can we hurry this up?
Thanks.
Barry, can you just
let the man do his job?
Hi, Maggie!
Perfect.
Try not to eat
the whole table, dick.
Ladies... ladies,
I have to talk to you.
To me?
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Hey, there.
Hey.
How's it goin'?
Nice suit.
Thank you.
Well, you know,
it's no big deal.
It's certainly
an improvement.
After you.
Um, so what floor?
Oh, right, sorry.
Four.
That's my floor too.
Is that right?
Uh-huh.
So...
So.
What's goin' on?
Oh...
so it's on me?
Sorry, I don't usually
wear panties.
It's fine, whatever.
Hold on.
F***!
Come on!
All right!
Oh!
F***!
Oh, f***!
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, f***!
No, Aiden.
This time it's real.
What?
No spooning?
Let's not ruin it.
Yeah, right.
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Being charming is
not just a matter of dress,
it's also a
matter of attitude.
It's a matter of smiling.
Smiling is kind of an
interesting reaction.
Ever seen a dog smile?
They do, you know?
And people warm up to that.
And that's exactly one step
on the road to--
Hi.
Hi.
Um, hi again?
Um, hey, look.
I just wanted to say that
I don't even know your name.
Yeah, uh, maybe we should
keep it that way.
Oh.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Look, I don't need
to know your name,
and you don't need
to know mine.
It was just...
It happened,
and it was fun.
So let's not get
carried away prematurely.
Carried away, right.
Okay.
What I mean is you don't have to
meet my friends or family,
and I'm not gonna bake us
cookies or anything, okay?
Why don't I just call you
Miss Perfect, then, how's that?
Really?
All right.
Come in.
Look, um...
let's just pretend
it didn't happen, all right?
Sure, that would work.
I mean, I know
it did happen, but, um,
it's just I-- I'm not
a-- I-- I don't--
Look, I'm not gonna stay
or try to hit on ya,
or anything
like that.
I just-- I just wanted to say
that it was nice meeting you.
And, uh,
I'll see you 'round.
How's that sound?
I'm not even gonna ask
about that.
Okay.
Okay, that was good.
That was real good.
Play it cool.
Just don't smother her.
Don't scare her off.
Just play it cool,
and she'll come to you.
You desperate f***.
And besides, now
you've got the stink on ya.
They know.
All those b*tches know.
Oh yeah,
you're the fish truck,
and you're drivin'
through kitty town.
How you doin', man?
What else can
I get for ya?
Uh, gimme, um...
Gimme five quick picks.
Sure.
You owe me 10%,
all right?
What do I owe you?
7.50.
All right, all right,
all right!
Here we go, here we go!
All your money now!
Come on, man!
What else you got?
All right.
What you got, man?
All your sh*t!
Take my phone.
Yeah, let's go!
Ah, f*** it.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay, man.
F*** this, let's go!
Come on!
Hey, don't look at me!
Don't look at me
and shut the f*** up!
Come on, let's go!
That's all you got?
F*** you!
This always has to happen!
You all right, man?
Hi, uh,
we've just been robbed.
We're at the corner
of Griswold and-- Hey!
Hey, where the f***
are you goin', man?
Stay here and wait
for the cops!
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This is nothing.
Remember that time
when you saved the world?
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