Crazy on the Outside

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[Buzzer Sounds]

[Door Slides, Clicks]

['70s Folk Rock]

[Inmates Chattering]

Sunshine, go away today

I don't feel much like dancin'

Some man's gone

e's tried

o run my life

[Grunts]

He don't know what he's askin'

When he tells me

I better get in line

I can't hear what he's sayin'

When I grow up

I'm gonna make it mine

These ain't dues

I been payin'

[Mutters, Grunts]

Well, how much does it cost

I'll buy it

he time is all we've lost

I'll try it

And he can't even run

his own life

I'll be damned

if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, go away today

I don't feel much like dancin'

[Sighs]

I can't believe you died.

Some man's gone

He's tried to run my life

He don't know what he's askin'

Zelda? ime to go.

Workin' starts

to make me wonder where

he fruits of what I do are goin'

[Arguing, Indistinct]

He says, in love and war all is fair

But he's got cards he ain't showin'

Rot in hell, butt muncher.

He must be talking to you.

[Man]

Good luck, ommy.

Thanks, J.J.

Don't leave, ommy.

I love you.

Again, that's for you.

Hey, ommy,

don't forget about Christy.

Yeah?

- ey. ey! Knock it off!

- I'll be damned if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, come on back

another day

his is as far as I go.

Well, I'm not leaving

if you're not leaving.

[Chuckling]

his old world

she's gonna turn around

Brand-new bells will be ringin'

[Continues]

[Ends]

[Whistling Softly]

ey, man.

Where the hell's

my stupid brother?

A little late picking you up?

his guy's late at everything-

every freakin' thing.

Guy did one thing early

his whole life.

Drove off with the getaway car.

[rain Passing In Distance]

You know, not my sister.

She's a real saint.

I'm surprised

she's not here now.

One of those, huh?

My brother,

late all the time.

his guy, he would be late

for his own funeral.

I'm tellin' ya, late, late-

[Horn Honking]

ey, there he is.

[Resumes]

ey, Chooch.

Workin' starts

to make me wonder where

he fruits of what I do are goin'

[Tires Squeal]

He says, in love and war

all is fair

But he's got cards he ain't showin'

Well, how much does it cost

I'll buy it

he time is all we've lost

I'll try it

And he can't even run

his own life

I'll be damned

if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, come on back

Another day

[Vehicle Horn Honks]

I promise you I'll be singin'

his old world

she's gonna turn around

Brand-new bells will be ringin'

[Woman]

Hi.

[Ends]

ou know how long

I was waiting out there?

ommy, it was awful.

eah, awful, waiting two

and a half hours in the hot sun.

I was held up, okay?

I mean, I stopped

at this gas station just to pee.

And they had a gun.

his happened just now?

I thought they were gonna kill me.

I keep- Sorry I'm late.

Wow. Are you all right?

I don't want to talk about it. I'm-

I'm just so happy to see you.

[Chuckles]

Yeah, me too.

- It's good to be out.

- [orn Honking]

- [ires Squealing]

- Whoa!

D*ckhead.

Where'd you learn

how to do that?

Carpool.

All right, look.

I wasn't held up, okay?

I didn't stop at a gas station

to pee. I just-

I was at Cooper's soccer game.

Soccer.

Well, how did he do?

I mean, how did he play?

hey have Cooper at halfback.

What he really wants to be is a winger.

And then Emily Janison brought

these great low-fat crunch cakes,

and we all got to laughing

and lost track of time, you know.

Yes, I know how that is-

like, how about three long-ass hours

waiting outside a prison-

ou're my brother.

I love you, so I lied.

I just want everyone to be happy.

ou want a Life Saver?

I have a red one for you.

[ommy]

Listen, Vik. I just want

to go home, take a hot shower,

do whatever I can to ease

the huge amount of stress

and tension that I'm feeling, okay?

Is that too much

to ask?

Hey, Tic Tac?

[Lmpact]

[Tires Screech]

And that's not

really helping, Vik.

[ires Screech]

Vik!

Damn, Vik.

What?

- Welcome home.

- Is Ed gonna be here?

Well, he is my husband,

and it is his house.

No, I mean, is- is he all right

with me staying here?

Of course.

Why would you even ask?

Because he hates me, Vik.

What did Mom always say?

"ate is for Hitler."

Now come on.

ou are staying with us

till you're back on your feet.

Let's go.

Grammy is busting.

Is she excited

I'm finally out, huh?

Well-

"Well"?

[Mouthing Words]

"Well"?

ey, Vik.

I mean, well what?

om, we never exactly

told her you were in prison.

er heart.

We were too afraid.

I know about her heart.

So where have I been

for three years?

Welcome home from France!

Ah. Oh.

[Mutters]

[Both Chuckle]

Mmm.

[Chuckles]

Come.

Bonjour, Tom.

Hey, Ed.

Mmm. I missed you.

[Both Breathe Deeply]

[Sighs]

ey, Coop.

Good to see you, man.

- Uh- [Clears hroat]

- Alex?

Cooper, Alex, don't you have

something to say to your uncle?

What?

Bonjour, Uncle Tommy.

- Oh. B-Bon- "Bonjours," U-Uncle ommy.

- hanks. hat's really sweet.

"Benvenu eh" Encino

- "Benveenu," uh, "eh" En-ncino.

- Okay.

All right.

C-Can we go, Mom?

ey.

ey, what's with the kids?

Well, they're

a little nervous, om.

hey've never been

around anybody

who's actually been to France.

[Grandmother]

Yes, he's so international,

our Tommy.

Notre Tom.

e's a bon vivant, you know.

- No.

- Grandma's been taking

French lessons from CDs.

- Pour trois ans.

- "For three years."

out pour cette jour.

"All for this day."

She won't use headphones,

so I've gotten pretty good too.

Oh, your French

is very good.

- Ou sont tes valises?

- What?

[Snickers]

[Sighs]

She wants to know

where your bags are.

Yeah, om. I mean,

you must've brought more than

that one little box back from... France.

- France.

- We were watching Gigi.

I chose France.

er heart?

I couldn't upset her.

Upset someone once in a while.

I'm taking your car.

We're having meat loaf. 6:30.

I don't wanna wait

a whole lot longer for dinner.

e'll be back soon.

ou be nice.

Fine, fine.

Put that back.

[Sighs]

Where the hell is he?

I wanna eat.

Choo-choo ddie

needs some coal in the boiler.

e probably drove down

to that abandoned railroad bridge

where he and Christy used to go.

Has he been asking

about her?

No.

ope he doesn't. You know,

maybe just driving down there

will make him feel better.

I'm glad a lot of his favorite places

haven't changed much.

Hmm.

Well, that one has.

hey started using that bridge

again last spring.

[Yelling]

[Horn Blaring]

[Whistling]

[Whistling Ends]

ey, can I go to Justin's

after dinner?

What about homework?

I did all my math.

I have a little science,

but I can totally do it after.

[Chuckling]

Alex, less bread

and more meat, please.

[Alex]

Mom, you know I don't like-

[Viki] I know, but-

[Quietly]

Great. ake it back home-

hat's weird.

Huh?

Tommy has jet lag, and-

Allow me. ou see, kids,

many people who spend

a year or more in France

get very protective of their food,

and they often wrap it up

and take it back to their-

- Rooms.

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