Creation
Papa?
- Tell me a story.
- Alright. What about?
I don't know. About everything.
Everything?
Very well, then.
In Tierra del Fuego, land of fire...
...a blighted and loveless country
on the Earth's furthest rim,
lives a community
of the dirtiest, most vulgar,
least civilised people
you can possibly imagine.
They appeared almost entirely naked
with their hair
all the way down to their bottoms.
or their faces, even before dinner.
One day, Captain Fitzroy
went ashore to meet them.
Thank you.
Not long now. I shall be with you
presently. Head to me, please.
Very good. Now, very still, please.
No fidgeting.
And above all, no smiling.
- Excuse me, sir?
- Hmm?
- Will this hurt?
- Oh, no, no, no.
It is only a beam of light.
- Papa?
- Hmm?
How can light make a picture?
Well, they take a copper plate
and they prepare it with chemicals,
and these chemicals are activated
by the light that reflects back
from your face,
and so the silver
sticks to the places where the light
is brightest. Understand?
Yes.
- Sorry. So sorry.
- No, thank you.
- Go on. He went ashore to meet them.
- Yes, that's right.
So, erm, Captain Fitzroy went ashore
to interview the Fuegians.
Now.
He offered them
some axe heads, some calico,
and very pretty buttons.
Total value, probably two shillings.
This is yours. You take it.
Look how it... Look how it glisters.
See?
And all he asked in return?
A few spare children.
You give me el nia.
To the Fuegians, children
were cheap and buttons were precious,
so it wasn't long
before the Fuegians had their trinkets
and Captain Fitzroy
had his three children.
He named them Boat Memory...
...Jemmy Button and Fuegia Basket.
Come here, you dirty little beggar!
The good captain
had them washed and dressed,
and he taught them
Boat Memory died of smallpox,
but the two littlest ones,
and their times-tables so excellently
that they were invited
to meet the King and Queen.
Everyone agreed
that good Christian values
had tamed the most savage of hearts.
The King gave Jemmy
and the Queen gave Fuegia one of her
Sunday best bonnets to keep for ever.
Two years later,
Captain Fitzroy and I took them home,
accompanied by a young missionary,
in the belief that, by example,
they would bring their fellow savages
to God.
And what do you think happened?
It didn't work.
That's right. Of course it didn't work!
- Go after them, you fool! Get them now.
- Jemmy! Fuegia!
Put your clothes back on! Come back!
It was a complete and total failure.
No, no, no!
Quite still, didn't I say?
You shall have to do it all over again.
So sorry. So badly behaved. So sorry.
Mr Darwin, sir?
Come on, Mr Darwin,
or your dinner will be spoiling.
Mr D will be in presently, ma'am.
I imagine.
- Thank you, Mrs Davies.
- Is Papa unwell again?
- He's always unwell these days.
- He is not, Franky.
Maybe he caught something awful
from the Hottentots.
Nanny Brodie said
God was angry with him.
- Brodie said no such thing.
- Yes, she did!
- Good evening.
- Good evening, Papa.
Sorry I'm so late.
Soup du jour, sir.
Thank you, Parslow.
Lord God, bless this family
and the food we eat.
- We ask in Thy name. Amen.
- Amen.
I hear Mr Hooker is coming tomorrow.
Yes. Yes, that's right.
Did he say what it was about?
I'm not sure
that now's the time to discuss it.
Perhaps the time to discuss it
Well, quite possibly, but he...
He invited himself.
Sorry.
Tell Mrs Davies it was delicious,
but my...
My stomach's still not quite what it...
- Can we go fishing?
- Can we pick gooseberries?
October 17th, 1858.
Passed a poor night.
Stomach still wretched.
Noticed a slight tremor in right hand.
Consider increasing laudanum
by ten per cent, perhaps.
We'll sacrifice the two
tumblers. I want to skeletonise them.
Yes, sir.
Selective breeding
is undoubtedly working.
Already seeing real changes
in wing structure.
I'm convinced that all fancy breeds,
pouter, carrier, tumbler et cetera,
derive from the common rock pigeon.
Nature selects for survival,
man for appearance.
Must improve skeletonising methods.
Consider aqua regia, quicklime, perhaps.
They'll need a few more hours,
those, sir.
Master George! Master Franky! Lady Etty
and Master Lenny. How are you, sir?
- Sir?
- Thank you.
Anything else, sir?
No, no, no, you... carry on.
Is it true that he only let you go
if you married his fattest daughter?
Absolutely true, George,
but don't you dare tell my wife.
- Dear Joseph.
- Dearest Emma.
Ah. Yes. Forgive the short notice.
- You know Thomas Huxley?
- Only by reputation.
- He insisted on coming.
- It's a lie.
I have a question
for your esteemed, reclusive husband
and I didn't trust Hooker
to ask it for me.
I see. Children, tell Papa
his visitors are here.
- He already knows.
- He's hiding.
Do come in, please.
Can we play Charge of the Light Brigade?
You must be exhausted.
Will you take tea?
Hooker! My dear fellow!
And Huxley. Do come in. Come in.
Lead the charge, boys.
And away we go.
We're re-forming the Linnean Society.
The committee will comprise of myself,
Lyell, Hooker, yourself, of course,
if you're game for it.
Now that Hooker
and I finally have a bit of clout,
we can start to reclaim science
as a profession.
Wrest it away from the country parsons
and beetle collectors.
- Some of whom are friends.
- Your book will be our rallying point.
No, it won't. There is no book.
There are fragments, and they're not
in any fit state to publish.
I've read your abstract
and the argument is hugely powerful.
Clear evidence of transformation
over millions of years
from a free-swimming prawn
to a shellfish stuck on a rock.
That's my point. You can't be sure of
that, and that's why I need more time.
- Mr Darwin, sir?
- Yes?
Either you are being disingenuous or you
do not fully understand your own theory.
Evidently, what is true of the barnacle
is true of all creatures, even humans.
The Almighty can no longer claim to have
authored every species in under a week.
You've killed God, sir.
You have killed God.
Or to put it another way...
And I say good riddance
to the vindictive old bugger!
- Charles? Charles?
- Oh, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Thomas, please.
- Yes, I quite understand.
It is time to write your book.
Strike hard and fast
with a blow that is utterly conclusive.
Really, sir, you...
You talk as if we're at war.
Yes. Science is at war with religion,
and when we win,
we'll finally be rid of
those damned archbishops
and their threats of eternal punishment.
No, Mr Huxley, we...
We live in a society and it is a society
bound together by the Church.
An improbable sort of barque,
I grant you, but at least it floats.
It floats. And you would what?
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