Creep 2 Page #5

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I'm gonna die,

which make you complicit

in the murder.

Pretty cool, right?

I mean, obviously, not as cool as

putting an ax through my neck,

but for a first-timer,

it'll do.

Ready, Sara?

Actually, to be

honest, I don't...

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Pull yourself up.

Can you breathe?

Aaron? Aaron!

- Aaron!

Sara.

Sara?

You in here?

Hello...

Where'd you go?

Hey, there you are.

Okay, so...

Before sunrise,

put the camera above us.

I play you "Sara loves

her juicy fruit"...

What are you doing?

Are you leaving?

Jesus.

- Sara, did I freak you out by

hanging myself? -F*** off.

What?

I said "f*** off."

I'm so...

Please don't go. Please.

Do you have any idea

how f***ed up that was?

I'm sorry. I was...

I can't believe you

put me in that position.

Can you just stop for a

second so I can explain?

What is wrong with you?

Okay, wait, just give me one...

What's wrong with you?

One second, please. Just promise

me you won't leave. One second.

Please.

What the f*** is this?

It's a harness.

That's what I was wearing underneath

my shirt when I hanged myself.

I connected a black wire

to the harness,

so I was hanging by my chest,

and I wouldn't...

Actually hang myself.

Look...

I'm sorry it freaked you out.

I thought...

I don't know what

I was thinking. I'm just...

Look, I'm not really good

at this, okay,

but I'm just gonna

lay it out there.

I really, really like you.

And I'm just trying

to connect with you.

I'm not really

doing a very good job.

And I know you don't really

wanna connect with me, so...

What I figured I would do is

give you what

I can give you, which is...

The best episode of encounters.

I can give you. I can...

Be a f***ed up guy

and show you...

Everything that

hopefully gives you

what you want as an artist.

Look...

Am I a murderer?

No.

Of course I'm not a murderer.

Am I a...

Sociopathic pathological liar,

who is completely disconnected

from the world and people?

Yes.

Am I majorly connecting with you

and having a f***ing

great time today,

because I get to just lie and be

weird like I really like to do?

Yes.

I just...

I really like you.

And I think you're incredible.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I think it will make

a really good scene.

I know, right?

I'm sorry I freaked you out.

You freaked me out.

I'm so sorry.

What are we doing?

We're gonna play a game.

What kind of game

are we playing?

It's called

"two lies and a truth."

You play this game

in your castle?

- Yeah.

- Okay, good.

So in "two lies and a truth"...

- Mmm-hmm. - ...You're gonna

tell three stories,

and one of them will be true.

And none of that bullshit,

like, from your heart...

I got you. I got you.

I want facts that are

technically correct.

Okay. All right.

Two lies, one truth.

And I get to guess

which one is the truth.

Okay.

I was born

three months premature.

I have never slept with a woman.

I can hold my breath for

two and a half minutes.

Okay.

I think that it's...

The... the breath one.

It's number two.

You want me to be honest,

it's number two.

You're f***ing with me.

I... I wish I was.

Did it look like

I was f***ing with you

when you came on to me

in the hot tub?

Did it look like

I knew what I was doing?

It was just a weird...

Series of events.

I didn't have

a normal childhood,

you know, I...

I started to notice

my chemistry was off,

like in those pre-teen years

when I had my first sort of...

Like psychotic break

when I was like 14.

So I was in an institution

until I was about 19,

and they didn't really know

how to properly medicate then,

so by the time I got out,

I had a split with my family,

and um...

And I got a job at security,

which was mostly older people,

so I didn't really consort

with people my age,

and then I just missed...

I just missed the boat.

I just missed it.

Um...

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Nope.

I...

Have you ever seen that movie,

never been kissed?

Yeah.

I should have written

and directed that movie.

It's embarrassing.

No, it's not embarrassing.

It's really embarrassing.

It's really weird,

but it's not embarrassing.

I don't know.

Do you wanna

have your first kiss?

Shut up.

It doesn't have to

be a big deal.

Really?

Yeah.

You would kiss me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Who makes the move?

That was cool.

You know, I'm super

excited about this idea.

I have the climax

to the episode.

So where are you taking me?

Like I'm gonna tell you.

Watch your head.

All good things to

those who wait, my dear.

Come this way.

Okay.

All right, now,

before we get started,

I do have a surprise for you,

but you have to close your eyes.

Why would I close my eyes?

There's no f***ing way.

I'm in the middle of nowhere

at night with you.

That's a very good point.

Point taken,

but it will be worth it.

Trust me.

Okay.

All right.

Open it.

What is this?

It's a symbol of

my affection for you

and of our amazing day

we spent together.

Sorry, there's a picture of

me and another guy in there.

I didn't have a chance to make

one specifically for you.

You were a bit of a surprise.

May I?

Okay.

Cool.

All tight. It's time

for part two.

Ready?

Okay.

I don't get it.

Oh, sh*t.

When did you dig that?

I dug it before you got here.

I wasn't sure if it was

supposed to be for me

or for you.

But I think I finally

figured it out.

Okay.

Tada!

Nope, nope, nope.

It's yours.

I snuck it out of your boot

after I fell on you.

Thought for sure

you would have noticed that.

Are you ready

for the grand finale

of the episode?

Okay.

Okay.

It's all right.

We both stab each other

and we both crawl in the grave

and we die together

like Romeo and Juliet,

and somebody would

find the tapes.

And when they see it,

we'll be like,

history together.

Look, you're afraid.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not gonna stab you.

Here. I love you too much.

Take it. Take the knife.

You do it.

Come on.

Do it.

Come on.

Sara...

Wait!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

You're in the middle of nowhere.

Come on, Sara.

I have the keys.

There's nowhere to go.

Sara?

Your best episode...

So...

I don't think

I'm gonna die tonight.

I kind of feel bad

about it. It's...

It was my whole idea

in the first place.

But, Sara...

You did it.

You made a great, great episode.

You should be really

proud of yourself.

I'm bummed you're not

gonna be here to see it.

It's kind of ironic 'cause

I never thought I was...

I really don't wanna kill again.

That was real,

but then it was you,

my muse.

You inspired me.

My Coppola.

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