Crimewave
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 83 min
- 160 Views
Hudsucker State Penitentiary
No, no...
Just fried Gurwitz
You're next, Ajax
But I'm innocent, innocent I tell ya
Don't give them the satisfaction
Ajax!
Well, good luck kid, | give my regards to God
Come on, I got a seat for ya!
Say, you look like | a couple of reasonable fellows
so let me explain what's going on here
I'm not supposed to be here!
It's all a big mistake
It's not hard killing and
naturally I can explain everything
see I only worked for | Mr Odegard and Mr Trend
I was an employee in the security shop
and Mr Odegard wasn't | a very nice guy and...
Don't sit up Vic!
I guess he was planning to | sell the shop right up
from under Mr Trend's nose
Oh, tell me Odegard | dear l-o-b-e love it
Did it die, did it... | trip your alarm?
Frankly, Renaldo, what you do | with this shop
after you bought it | doesn't interest me in the least
Let's keep this little transaction | to ourselves
I wouldn't want my partner | to know he's losing his business
Somehow, Mr Trend | must have found out about it
Mr Trend wasn't such a bad guy
but he and his wife have spent...
their whole life into that business | and...and...
Mr Trend would have done anything | for his wife, anything
Hello, exterminators, Trend?
Are you there?
Give me the word, | come on
We Kill All Sizes
Tonight, you'll be working late, alone...
and make it quick
I don't want him to suffer
Do you hear that? | He doesn't want him to suffer!
Helene, I'll never let that rat destroy | our happiness
you can count on it
So, sssooo you see...
I had no idea Mr Trend | was up to something
nobody did, | he was between the two partners
:...I had nothing to do with it
:f you could only find Nancy, | she's my witness
if you could only find her | she'll tell you I'm totally innocent
She'll tell you the whole time | I was across the street from the shop
installing the video security system
in Mr Trend's apartment building
Mr Trend!
Honey, I'm home
Who is it?
It's me Mr Trend!
Oh, hi! | Vic, what's on your mind?
It's only a stamp thing, | it's a broom closet!
Well, one more camera
Mr. Trend and it's...
back to the shop
Fine, back to the...
You know Vic, | I'm glad we ran into each other
in this amusing fashion
For a long time now | we've been working hard with you
you know you're always been | more than just an employee
to Helene and :
Honey, I'm home
You find this work appealing | don't you Vic?
And how, Mr Trend!
But have you ever thought | about the grand design?
You know, | there's something missing in there Vic
A door Mr Trend?
What's behind the door Vic?
Oh,... Oh...Jeez,...
Mr. Trend I'd love to have it | for you but on my salary
I'm not talking about the anteroom, | Vic...
I'm talking about | the little princess inside
Lord knows I'll do anything for Helene
Don't go back to the shop
Take the rest of the day off, | now you go out and find a little princess
that you'd do anything for her, | now you go out here and find yours
Oh, Thanks Mr. Trend
Just make sure that... | she knows who's the boss
Okay-okay Mr. Trend
How are you Colonel?
Adequate
One might be loving hell of a storm
You know how I can tell?
No, how?
Steel plate in my head
Yes sir, career was no picnic
Word of advice son, | when you hook up for a gee
don't f*** with the silly that lives out
Shields with nobody but present arms
Yes Sir, there is one a woman | I can take care of herself...
all by herself...
Taking care of herself, | that's important but two people
taking care of each other, | that's romance...romance
Let's see:
How to Talk to Girls
chapter one:
| The perfect womanOf course the perfect woman | is not just gonna walk into my life, Gee...
Ohhooooooooo. Holy bolly!
Oh! my goodness, are you OK?
Come on f***, | you're in the middle of the road!
You're a maniac!
:ncredible, | I've never seen anything like that!
Are you all right? | Oh, oh!!
Oh you've got it in here... Jesus!
One more thing child, | don't you ever call me a maniac
Are you all right?
Yeah, are you all right?
Me? | Yes
Excuse me?
What?
Oh, :
... :...I thought you... | said somethingNo
Oh...you didn't?
Well...Thanks again
Oh! Would you... | Iike...to have...
some lunch some evening?
I'm sorry, No!
Ah, or a cup of coffee?
No, no, really, :...
Ah, Ok!
No, that's not...really... :...
:f you're not hungry | maybe we could just chat...
Hey, hey!
...I've got the rest of my day off and...
Renaldo!
Hi! Hey cupcake
Say, where were you?
I had to walk home from work
Oh! :
... Oh :... | ran into an old army buddyand I was detained
Hi, I'm Vic
Glad to know you
Say, what the hell, | in the neighborhood
what do you say
you and I go out | and draw a couple of hours, huh?
Well, I don't know...
The date then | 8 o'clock Rialto Caf?, hey...
Well, Okay!
Socially the man's a genius, | I wonder if he's read this book
Bye Baby!
Good bye Renaldo, good bye!
Nobody... in the city... | I ain't seen nothing like this...
Storm! City in Chaos!
Are you OK?
Jesus, I don't know
Did you see that?
Helene, please come away | from the window
:s that Mr Odegard's car down there?
Honey, this roast is absolutely delicious
:s Mr Odergard working late tonight?
No, he went home, | to eat his dinner
he was very hungry when he went home
Ho, it looks like | there is a light on down there
Helene, your food's getting cold
He's still there honey | it's half passed 7 o'clock
I didn't know he'd still there honey
I didn't know that Mr Odergard | would be working late tonight
Wait, I think somebody's with him
I'm going down there
Get off that f***ing window!
I'm sorry
I'll go down
You can't go out in this... | terrible weather
Don't call anybody
I'll see what's going on
Remember what I said
I didn't expect him in the shop tonight
it's a complete surprise to me, | a total surprise...and...
You'd like that wouldn't you baby?
A thousand guys would give | a thousand bucks to have dinner
with a girl like that
Just look at that guy
I'm not that kind of girl!
Well, with a little of practice | you could learn to be
Nice tie!
Ooh! $ 76
Ok, here is forty
you took the dinner, | I had the appetizer
Call me a sport
I'd call you a heel!
So I'm a heel
So whatever? So are you
Maybe I'm just a guy who hates heels
Maybe I'm a heel | who hates guys who hate heels
Oh yeah? | Well maybe I'm a guy...
Oh, ah...
Loser
Oh oh in the eye, noodles
No one! No one!
What the hell am I doing here?
I got a Jesus Christ
how do I get myself into this?
So partner...
Nobody makes a fool out of | Ernest Aloysius Trend
now everything's hunky-dory
No witnesses, | I know Officer
I couldn't say where he is
Enemies? Not that I know of, knew of...
Yes | Donald was very much beloved by all
Of course, sure he's all right
Ah, ha, ha...!
Ernest, is everything all right?
Yes fine.... the shop
Are you sure?
...back door...
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