Criminal Activities
- Year:
- 2015
- 94 min
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The philosopher
Marcel Proust said,
"We say that the hour of
death cannot be forecast.
But when we say this, we
imagine that hour to be placed
in an obscure and
distant future. "
We gather here to offer support
to Matthew's family
and friends.
I must ask now, if your
please turn it off now
to be fully present.
There is never
a convenient time
for any of us to die.
And yet, how do we
make sense of such
life cut so short?
The eventual
certainty for us all,
the hour of our death,
suddenly went
from obscure and distant
to a very unreal, reality.
Yet, we are also
here to celebrate
Matthew Burd's life,
and in doing so,
knowing Matthew,
he would want each of you
to live life as he did.
To its fullest.
That if opportunity
presents itself,
do not hesitate, do not waver.
Do not take time for granted.
There is only now.
Holy sh*t!
Bye, see you later.
You can stay as long as
you like, I'm going to Marie's.
- You goin' there now?
- Mm-hm.
Why?
She asked me to come over.
It's some sort of
family emergency.
What, her family found
out she works at Hooters?
Why do you always
have to put her down?
Maybe it's
because I can't walk
from here to the corner without
running into eight
guys she's f***ed.
Bye.
Honey, I was just- Oh!
Watch the suit, watch the suit.
Just kidding, it's
a joke, come on.
Don't be so serious.
I love you.
- I love you!
- Bye, bye.
Bye, bye!
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!
- Hey.
- Hey.
Yo!
Hey.
What's up?
I ordered you a drink.
Good, I need one.
- Coming.
- Hey, Zach.
- Hey, Bryce!
- What's up, man?
How's it goin'?
All right, how long's it been?
It's been a while.
- You look good.
- Thank you.
Thank you. You too.
There you go.
Can we get another round
when you get a chance?
You bet, and there's
your Coke, honey.
Thanks, Stacey.
Coke?
Twenty-two days sober.
No sh*t?
Yeah.
You know that line
between being a drinker
and being an alcoholic?
Mm-hm.
He crossed it.
I crossed the sh*t
out of that line.
Wow, sorry to hear that, man.
No. Hey, it's cool. I'm good.
So I hear congratulations
are in order?
You're getting married.
I'm getting married.
Wow.
Yes.
How 'bout you?
No, no, I've
been seeing someone
off and on,
but nothing serious.
- To Matthew.
- Yep.
To Matt.
Can't believe he's dead.
Getting run over by a
bus in broad daylight?
What are the odds?
When it's your time,
it's your time.
That's life,
one minute you're walking
down the street,
next minute- Bam!
Pulling your skull
fragments outta
the front grill
of the city bus.
I'm not so sure that
it was an accident.
What the f*** does that mean?
Well, Matthew called
He was depressed,
he was incoherent.
And he thought he
was being followed.
You know what,
and then he told me
he had been outta
work since January,
and that he was flat broke now.
So, anyway, Matt's getting
harassed by creditors.
So he asks you for money.
No, no, he knows
I don't have it.
Look.
All I'm suggesting is that,
it wouldn't surprise me
What was that?
- Sh*t.
Ah, sh*t, is that Noah Dorfman?
Scared the sh*t outta me.
Did you
invite him here?
He cornered me
at the services.
Why didn't you invite
Bryce! Hey, man!
- Hey!
- How you doin'?
- All right, all right.
- Good to see you, Warren.
- Hey, man.
- Good to see you again.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Come here, buddy.
Poodles! How you doin'?
- Are you good?
- Long time.
That's a nice
f***in' watch, man.
Thanks, man,
that was my dad's, yeah.
Lucky sperm club?
It has been a long time!
Hey, make sure I get
all of your e-mails.
I'm on the reunion
planning committee!
I'm in charge of
tracking everyone down.
- Reunion?
- Yeah!
That's in- You know
that's in three years?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know, I know, I know.
Yeah, you know, but, you know,
but my New Year's
resolution was
no more putting off till
tomorrow what you can do today.
True.
- That and buy a Stair Master.
- New Year's resolution?
- Yeah.
It's like, October, Noah.
Time flies.
What have you
been doing though,
other than planning the
reunion for three years?
Well, I am in real estate.
Real estate!
Yeah, yeah, let me
give you a card, you know.
Of course, in this market you
can't give sh*t away, but...
Is that your sales pitch?
'Cause you got me.
I hear you're gettin'
married Zach, congrats.
Man, I got some great listings,
great neighborhoods
for starting a family,
that kinda thing.
Yeah, I'm good, Noah.
So what about you,
you got a girl, or...?
You know, I do actually.
Yeah? Oh, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's getting
pretty serious actually.
It's true what
they say, you know,
there's someone out there
for everyone, even him.
Even you, even you!
Even you, come on!
I feel like we're in
Right now, at this moment.
I bet your rich
one hell of a wedding.
Well...
He passed, actually,
blood clots.
Sorry to hear that.
That sucks, man, sorry.
Thanks guys, thank you, yeah.
Yeah.
And he was worth a lot
of money, your father.
You know, I mean
dealing with lawyers
and the estate,
that's a big headache.
You know, you're spot on about
the real estate market,
I say the same thing
to all my clients when
they come in, I say,
"Until things turn around,
avoid it
like the f***in' plague. "
is in portfolio management.
- Is that right?
- I want you to take my card.
Look at that.
Oh, man, that is a card.
I want you to call me.
Well, thanks, man,
I appreciate that.
- You gonna call me?
- Sure.
All right, I'm gonna
get outta here.
Oh.
I'm hydrated, I gotta go.
Listen, if you,
if you don't want
any more to drink,
you know maybe umm,
A little four-twenty?
Truth is, the
most prevalent thing
that came out of
a day like today is:
at any moment,
that could have been
any one of us in that pine box.
Yeah, man.
That's why you have
to live in the moment.
Like that preacher said, if the
opportunity presents itself,
do not hesitate.
Amen to that, my brother.
Hey, you guys ever
hear of Bidexco?
Bidexco?
Yeah, it's a
pharmaceutical company,
small startup, some
guys at my firm,
Why are you asking
about Bidexco?
Well, my cousin works for this
large accounting firm,
you know,
too large to take Bidexco
on as a client, so,
he helps them out
on the weekends
and they put all
their cash right back
into research so
instead of paying him,
they just issue him stock.
I hate to break
it to your buddy,
but, you should
tell him it's probably
not worth the paper
it's written on.
Well, maybe.
Or maybe he overheard
a researcher talking.
About a breakthrough.
And since he'd
been doing all this
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