Critters 3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1991
- 86 min
- 153 Views
What?
- All the cops have wooden legs!
- They sure do!
- All right, hold on!
- What is it?!
Flat tire! Hold on!
Oh, man.
All right, I'm gonna find
a place to pull over.
Oh, man.
Excuse me.
Hey, I like this place.
Maybe we could build
some houses,
just like
"Gilligan's Island."
"Gilligan's Island"?
After all
that's happened, Annie,
what's wrong
with going home?
Dad...
- vacation was fine.
- Yeah, fine.
Let's face it, Annie,
it's just not the way
that it was.
Dad, Mom's been dead
for two years.
It's the way it is.
We have lift-off.
Honey, look, why don't you
just hit the cooler,
get yourself some pop?
But stay close,
'cause I want to fix
this tire
and get on home.
Hey, don't go
down there, kid.
There's all kinds
of wild animals and sh*t.
- Who do you belong to?
- Who do you belong to?
Hey! Hey, you!
Hands off!
Are you some kind
of a pervert or something?
Johnny, you know better.
You don't even know this guy.
I don't know you either, okay?
He almost
went over the edge.
There could be badgers
or something down there.
Throw it.
Come on, throw it.
Well, throw it.
Go back, come on.
Wow, bald and flat.
I feel for you, man.
Sometimes life really sucks,
doesn't it?
Looks like you just bought me
a tournament Frisbee, dude.
I can get it back.
No sweat.
Come on. What, are you guys
standing guard? Let's go.
Come on, guys, let's go
the other way, okay?
Johnny, come on.
Ah, ha!
I told you.
Was I right,
or was I right?
No playing here!
You kids oughta
know better than...
wait.
You hear it?
It could be anywhere
around here.
Above us, behind us,
or in the ground.
Do you think this is
some kind of joke?
You think this is
some kind of game?!
They're hungry.
All they do is eat.
You got to keep a weathered
eye out all the time!
If you don't watch
every minute... then wham!
Then it's too late.
Who are you?
Any of you ever hear
of a place called Grover's Bend?
It's a real town
with real people.
Now, in 1984...
I was riding my bicycle
and I looked up.
I saw this thing
in the sky.
Call the Army.
They're here!
- Who?
- Who?!
Them!
On Earth I was just
a big nobody.
Up in space I am
somebody.
Charlie bounty hunter.
Yeah, "Charlie
bounty hunter."
Dad's all torn up
and Mom's got
and they're getting bigger.
You're not
from around here, are you?
I got to go where
I got to...
go where no man
has gone before.
I'm a bounty hunter!
Come on, you can't expect us
to believe this horseshit.
You can believe
what you want, son.
All I know is you got to get away
from here while you still can.
Well, there's something
I can agree with.
So walk away.
There you go.
Probably could've used that lug
Got it.
You should have had
your spare tire down here.
Could've saved you
some traveling.
Never know when you'll have
a flat tire on an antique like this.
Are you supposed
to be scary?
Me?
No.
It ain't me,
it's them.
I've seen them.
I've been
seeing them for...
Look, you believe
in monsters?
- Yeah.
- Good. Good.
That's what
I'm telling you about.
Now, some friends
of mine from...
a long way off,
they gave me
I only got
a couple left,
but I want you
to have one.
Now if this ever starts
to glow bright green,
that's the time
to watch out for yourself.
And your family.
- Green.
- That's right, green.
Annie! Johnny!
- All aboard!
- We really have to go now.
- Give my regards to Mars.
- Don't be so quick.
You're not as smart
as you think you are.
You can have the rest
of my root beer.
Thank you, partner.
It's my favorite.
Johnny, come on now.
Look what I found.
What is it?
I don't know. It looks
like a big electric bullet.
Homemade.
He dropped it.
Joshua!
Front and center, now.
- Joshua?
- Josh, please.
- Is that your father?
- Stepfather.
Never, never will we trust you
out of our sight again.
When I say five minutes,
I don't mean seven,
I don't mean three.
Discipline from now on,
young man. Hmm?
I will not
and your mother will not...
spare anymore rods.
Is he going
to get spanked?
I don't think his mom
is going to let that happen.
Well, Big John, I guess
we had some adventure, huh?!
Dad!
Dad, you should
have seen it!
- There was this strange guy...
- I really don't care.
I told you two to stay close,
didn't I?
Look at the two of you...
you're filthy.
- Johnny, get in the truck.
- I know, Dad,
but he came out of the ground
and scared the crap out of us.
He scared the crap
out of us.
Miss Sawyer...
can we please watch
Sh*t.
Look, honey, I just don't know
what to say to you.
You could say that you're not
going on the road tomorrow.
You could say that I'm not
old enough to take care of myself.
Honey, you're not
being fair.
Mr. and Mrs. Menges take
real good care of you guys.
They're like family.
Hey...
it's the best
that I can do.
Besides, you're
Maybe I don't want
Grover's Bend?
What a crock.
You're listening
to Topeka's
number one country radio station...
Country 107, KTPK.
Hey, Frank,
give me a hand with some
of this stuff, man.
Absolutely, Mario.
I am the handyman
after all.
- You a**hole.
- I heard that.
Vaya con Dios, Mario.
Four more units
to vacate, Jessie,
and I'm a rich man.
Hey, you got
the elevator fixed.
Frankie.
Hey, not for you, Rosie.
There's still
a one-ton load limit.
Ooh, you...
Yo, yo, yo.
Check your weapons at the door,
it's the chick
that walks like a man.
Dating outside
our species now, huh?
Oh, very funny.
Very, very funny.
I wasn't talking
to you, Frank.
Yo, Marcia,
I got a little
phone problem.
Maybe you can come down to the
basement and check my equipment?
Sorry, Frank,
I left my microscope upstairs.
Ho-ho! Ho!
She's killing me.
Hey, Mario.
I sure am sorry to see
you go, my friend.
I just killed two rats
this morning.
Rats?!
Hey, Frank... rats.
Hey, don't look at me.
I got to see them
to "e-rat-icate" them.
Yo, Jessie,
look who's home.
Something's wrong.
No brakes!
No brakes!
Hold onto Johnny.
Everybody all right?
Yeah.
Safe at home.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, Mario.
No brakes.
Something I can do?
That's okay.
Is everybody okay?
So, Frank,
you going to give us
a hand with this?
No.
I'm the maintenance man.
He doesn't live here
anymore.
Love you, Jessie.
I'll be in my office.
Listen, would you
clean up this junk?
The guy's a waste
of protein.
Yeah, but what
a snappy dresser.
Dad, I'm gonna go say hello
to the Menges.
Yeah, but don't go up
empty handed.
You take something with,
all right?
Ladies.
Java.
F***. Wh...?
What's this?
Oh, that's disgusting.
Yeah, you're next, pal.
Hey, girl.
Going down to help Dad?
I thought I might.
I mean, we got ourselves
a loaded truck,
an unloaded camper,
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