Crocodile Dundee II Page #2

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It's just me, man.

- Leroy! How are you, mate?

- How you doin'?

- Fancy a drink somewhere?

- That sounds good to me.

I just got a couple of

deliveries to make.

- Can I help?

- Sure, sure.

Look, this goes to Moore,

Bank and Patterson,

on the 23rd floor of that

building right there.

No worries. See you back here.

- Back here in five minutes.

- Got it.

- G'day.

- Yes.

Can I help you?

That's your stationery.

Can you wait while I check this?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, there's a guy walking

past your window.

- Okay, what's the gag?

- No, serious.

Oh, my God. It's a jumper.

I'd better call the police.

- It's a what?

- A jumper. A suicide!

Maybe I should go and talk to him.

Don't try to stop me.

I don't want to stop you.

I just wanna get past.

What?

- I wanna get by. You're in the way.

- You're kidding.

No. I walk around here every day.

Get away from all the

noise and the traffic,

get up here and get the fresh air.

You had the same idea

yourself, did you?

I don't give a damn about the air!

I'm about to throw myself

off this building.

You could kill yourself.

That's the whole idea.

Oh. Oh, right. I'll just

wait till you're finished.

Would you mind getting a

move on? I'm on my lunch break.

I can't do it with you watching.

Sorry.

Just out of curiosity, why...

Have you ever been hopelessly

and completely in love,

only to find out that...

That you've been used?

No, I can't say that I have.

I loved that b*tch!

- It's all right.

- And he betrayed me.

He?

Screw that!

Hello, Sue.

No, no. No trouble, darling.

Just get into the car, okay?

Sit.

Sue Charlton.

You got something for me?

Who are you and what do you want?

Forgive me. I am Luis Rico.

Your ex-husband Bob sent you a film.

It belongs to me. I want it back.

Bob? I don't know what

you're talking about.

This is very simple. We do

business and you go home.

He sent you a letter. Where is it?

I don't know what

you're talking about.

It would be here by now. He left

a message on your machine.

I never got any message.

The machine's been broken.

Si

Felipe.

He says the boyfriend is back.

What do you want him to do?

- His name?

- Mick.

He lives with you?

- Does he check the mail?

- Yeah, I guess.

Tell Felipe to bring Mick

around for a coffee.

He says that the DEA,

they staked out the place.

Brannigan just walked

inside the building.

Tell him to just sit tight.

This is getting out of hand.

Call Mick. And pray

he has some brains.

He does like I tell him,

you both come out alive.

Sue?

Just a second.

- Yeah?

- Mick.

Sue. You should see the joint...

Mick, listen, this is really important.

I'm in a lot of trouble.

- Did you check the mail today?

- Yeah, why?

Was there a letter for

me from Colombia?

Hang on a second. Colombia.

Yeah, I got it here.

- Thank God.

- What the hell's going on?

- Mick, I'm being held prisoner by...

- You're joking, right?

Shut up and listen.

- Who's this?

- There's no time.

There's a cop coming to see you.

Give him nothing. Get rid of him,

or your lady is a dead woman.

Call you back in two minutes.

Listen...

Yeah?

Inspector Brannigan. Drug

Enforcement Administration.

- Is Sue Charlton in?

- Not at the moment, no.

- When do you expect her?

- I'm not sure.

You know these big-time reporters,

out reporting till all hours.

Would you ask her to give me a call,

if you happen to bump into her?

Yeah, sure. No problem.

Aren't you gonna ask me

what this is all about?

Well, none of my business.

Okay, fine.

Yes?

Bring the letter to Hoyt

Street station, downtown side.

Wait till someone comes.

You got that?

Yes. I wanna talk to Sue. Now.

Mick, please do what

they say and be careful.

You just hang on.

One thing more, amigo.

If you're followed,

if you screw this up,

your lady is dead. Comprendes?

Yeah, I got it.

- What you want? A little mustard?

- Yeah.

Ketchup?

Okay, here she is.

Mom?

- Finished?

- What?

- Are you finished?

- Uh-huh.

Don't put it away.

- Put your hands up on the wall.

- Okay.

Now, where's Sue Charlton?

Who's that?

Lord! Man, no! Ahhh!

Look, look, look. How

should I know where she is?

I've been following you.

Brannigan told me to

follow you. And that's it.

- Brannigan. So you're a cop?

- Yeah, DEA.

- Look. Can I do up my fly now?

- No.

- All right.

- What do you want with Sue?

Uh...

Pictures. We think she's got

photographs, pictures of a guy named

Rico. It's evidence, you know.

- Who's Rico?

- A big-time drug dealer, he's a killer.

Where is he? Where does he live?

Wherever he wants to.

How should I know?

Look, I think I've been

more than reasonable

under the circumstances,

so what do you say...

What do you say you and me just forget this

little incident ever took place, okay?

'Cause it's kind of

embarrassing, you know?

He's gone.

Are you okay, buddy?

Okay.

You gotta be Dundee.

- Where's the girl?

- Coming in on the next train.

- The item?

- We'll wait.

She must have got off

at the wrong stop.

No, no, no...

Keep going.

Now, that's a knife.

This is the legendary

New York City subway,

completed in nineteen

hundred and...

It's the most extensive

subway system in the world,

encompassing 481.2 rail miles.

Yous is free to take pictures.

Please get on the train

in an orderly fashion.

The next stop will be City Hall.

And then on to Staten Island Ferry,

which provides service

to World Trade Center.

No, no. Go on. Go on.

Yeah.

- How does this work?

- Ahhh!

Oh, my God! He's got a gun!

He'll kill somebody, he's crazy!

Where are you going?

Come back here! He has a gun!

I'm gonna get into trouble!

Sh*t.

- Thank you.

- Slap me five.

You know who that was?

Clint Eastwood!

Clint Eastwood?

Yes, very tall.

So is I.

Yes.

Clint Eastwood.

You know what this is?

Cocaine.

Wrong. It's money and power.

With this, you can do

anything to anybody.

Five, 10 years from now,

I'm gonna retire, buy

myself a little island.

Hawaii, maybe.

Who do you think you are?

You hold me here at gunpoint

and threaten to kill people

and then you act like you're

some sort of a rock star?

You're a drug dealer.

Grubby little parasite.

You should watch your mouth.

It's not wise to annoy me.

Bob Tanner did and I had his

head blown off, like that.

You killed Bob?

And if your Mick screws this up...

Wakey, wakey.

You kill people for a living.

Not very good at it, are you?

Maybe you should get into

some other business.

Shove it!

You're too heavy to

be a clever dick.

Who do you think you're

kidding? You ain't gonna...

Scary, eh?

Hey, hey.

Please! What do you want?

Please! What do you want?

- Where's the girl?

- Rico's got her. At his place.

And where exactly is that?

Hey!

Hey!

Oh, thank God! I thought you

were gonna leave me here.

- Long Island. That's east of here, right?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Hey!

Hey!

Freeze! Hold it!

Oh!

Ah, excuse me.

Shall I go after him?

- Be my guest.

- Yeah.

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