Crocodile Dundee II Page #4

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Somebody knows.

Double the price.

The girl's got to die.

But no one touches

Dundee. He's for me.

Mick, this area we're in now,

does it have a name?

Billongamick.

Billongamick. Does

that mean something?

Mick's Place.

Okay, why does it mean that?

- Hmm. 'Cause I own it, I guess.

- You own it?

Yeah, an uncle of mine

left it to me years ago.

How big is Mick's Place?

It's not very big. You could walk

across it in three or four days.

Three or four days! You can walk

across New York State in two!

Yeah, but this is the Territory.

I mean, anything under 1,000 square

miles up here is a hobby farm.

And Mick's Place, it's all

swamps and rocky mountains.

The only thing you can raise

around here are mosquitoes.

Well, I don't care if it is worthless.

I'm glad it's yours, I love it.

I wouldn't say it's worthless. It does

have some redeeming features.

Is this what I think it is?

Tomorrow, when we go

up to my weekender,

I'll show you the Reserve Bank.

That's what I call my mine.

It's like my retirement fund.

Hey, Miguel!

It's been a long time, amigo.

You look good, Frank.

This is Mr. Rico.

He pays the bills.

How're you doin'?

That's Denning. And

Erskine in the truck.

They're good men.

You didn't have to bring

in extra help, Mr. Rico.

Me and my guys can

take care of Dundee.

- You know him?

- I heard of him.

Oh. That's Teddy. He's a tracker.

Dundee went bush about a week ago

and Teddy's the fella that's

gonna help us find him.

The fella you're looking for,

would that be Mick Dundee?

Yeah, so what?

For you.

Where's he going?

I don't know.

Denning, bring him back!

Come back!

He's gone!

Sh*t!

This holds us up, no?

Nah. No worries, Mr. Rico.

Maybe just a day or two till

we pick us up another tracker.

What?

There's a quicker way.

This is the luxury holiday house?

Yeah.

- View's pretty good.

- Yeah, it's not bad.

Probably double the

value of this place.

That'd be $200,

$300, minimum.

Well, you're the only one

I've ever brought here.

I'm so lucky to have

a rich man like you.

What is it?

I think you'd better come with me.

Don't...

Dundee!

I know you're up there. Come down,

or I shoot your friend.

Shoot the dopey bastard!

You shot Walter!

Yeah. It was all I could

think of to save his life.

- By shooting him?

- I only nicked him.

Now we're all on foot.

That makes us even.

Seven to two is even?

I thought you two were mates.

So did I.

Garcia, kill him.

Wait.

Why would Dundee want you dead?

You know this country?

Well, of course, you see...

That's his backyard, up there.

And no man alive knows

this place better.

Except perhaps me. I'm sorry.

So he shot his best mate?

What a bastard.

This man thinks like me.

Garcia, let him go.

You stay up front.

Let's go.

Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

Looks like they've found the shack.

- You think they'll find us?

- Should do.

I left a trail even

Wally could follow.

- Take your bra off.

- This is hardly the time!

Hey! Look at this!

You've lost 'em.

- You still know how to shoot.

- Yeah, that was great.

If he moves, kill him.

Mick, the gun's empty.

There's no more bullets.

But he doesn't know that. Not

much you can do about it anyway.

Be back soon. I'll check on Wally.

Do you know where they are?

Yeah.

About 500 yards that

way, behind that ridge.

How do you know that?

Can't you smell it?

Their sweat?

Wally's aftershave.

Where are you going?

We're camping. Do you

want coffee or not?

- Come on!

- I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

Garcia!

- What's happened?

- Crocodile.

You're joking.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a croc. Big one.

16 feet.

See where he knelt

to fill his canteen.

You think he was taken

by un cocodrilo?

Well, you could put

it like that, yes.

Look!

There's nothing we can do here.

You, get some water.

- Jose.

- Huh?

Stay with him.

What's that?

I'm gonna make a telephone

call. See who's about.

I think we're gonna need some help.

- Wanna give me a hand?

- Would Bonnie say no to Clyde?

Who?

Ah. That's the tree.

There's the bats.

Fill this up with those berries.

I'll be up on top of the ridge.

What the hell is that?

Ah.

That is the mating call

of the jarra jarra bird.

It's a very large native

bird, it's very rare.

Ah. Meat eater.

Has been known to take

small children away.

But don't worry, it won't

come near the fire.

Mick.

Thank God you're back.

Did you hear that noise?

What noise?

I don't know. I never

heard anything like it.

Oh. Wind, maybe.

What's in the bag?

A little present.

Smell.

Oh.

It stinks! Is it gonna work?

Oh, yeah. To a bat, this is

like that Channel No. 5.

I'll be back for dinner.

Keep an eye on the kids.

Listen, boys, you should

be nice for the lady.

She's not here to guard you,

she's here to protect you.

You see, you two aren't the only

crawler nasties in this place.

Dundee.

Tell me about him.

Well, there are bushmen

and there's Mick Dundee.

See, he's more like an

Aborigine than a white man.

He was adopted by Aborigines,

and he had to go through

that initiation.

He knows about their magic.

Their black magic.

You know, some people say

that he talks to the animals.

The Aborigines call him

Jabajada Arderdah, which means,

"The crocodile who

walks like a man."

if what you say is true, it's

lucky we brought the Kryptonite.

Look at that!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ugh.

Get some sleep.

- Gonna be a long day tomorrow.

- Yeah.

Gonna be a long night, too.

Quick hands.

Sh*t!

- What is it?

- A snake. A bloody big snake.

It's just a python, you big girl.

Yeah, well, see how you like it if

someone comes running out of the dark

and throws one at you.

- Dundee was here, in the camp?

- Yeah. He ran straight through.

And you didn't even get a shot off?

Well, he came out of nowhere.

And he moved like lightning, and...

And there was no sound.

No sound at all.

Dundee's some sort of

a ghost or something.

This Dundee likes to

play games, Miguel.

Maybe we teach him some good

games when it gets light.

Come on, Jose, get up.

I told you. Black magic.

Crap magic.

Sweep the area, and stick together.

You!

He didn't fly in

here and take Jose.

There must be tracks. Find them.

Hey.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

We're headed in the

right direction, mate.

- Let's get the hell out of this.

- You got it.

Jaba Point?

You want me to lead

them to Jaba Point?

Got it.

Oh.

I got it.

Okay.

Well, I think we'd better get the

others, now I know where he's headed.

Jaba Point, because there's

fresh water there and caves.

What makes you so sure?

Because I understand

how the bastard thinks.

I taught him.

And now I owe him one.

We'll see.

You stay in front of me,

- bushman.

- Okay.

- How are you holding up, soldier?

- Tired. A little scared.

But I wouldn't have

missed it for the world.

Fun, isn't it?

- Fun?

- Yeah.

Now you can get some sleep.

Relief watch has arrived.

- Charlie, thanks for coming, mate.

- Hello, Mick.

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