Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012 Page #2

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Thank you.

Man, Champa, please translate.

What the f*** is she saying?

That in 2012,

there's going to be a change,

because it's the end

of the Mayan calendar,

and that her fear, finally,

is that, like,

humanity won't be able

to achieve this change,

which is a total transformation

of man.

The magic pebbles,

do you have them?

Here, Champa.

Your magic pebble.

Thank you.

Do it, p*ssy.

In the throat.

That sh*t was gross.

Did you drink the whole thing?

But do you feel like puking?

No, not yet.

No. I don't know.

It was really gross.

But whatever.

Just get ready

for what's coming later.

Dude, Crystal Hairy

is losing it.

Check it out.

Yeah, but she's just doing

her thing.

It's not the San Pedro.

It's two hours, so...

Let's go, man, please.

Hey, Jamie's kind of pale,

isn't he?

Don't be an idiot, Pilo.

All right, let's not pay

attention to him for a while.

Man, shall we go to the water?

You didn't drink

the San Pedro, Pilo.

No.

F***, you fat-ass, man.

I think I want a beer, man.

What's Pollo doing?

All right. Let's trap Jamie.

Wrap him up, dude.

She was, like, sad, man.

What, is he going

to apologize to her?

Yeah.

What is that sh*t?

But it's cool, man.

A bad experience.

But anyway, you got to talk

to those whale guys.

You still had a good time.

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