Cursed Page #4

You know the best part about being a fairy?

You get to fly.

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

- Ashton Kutcher's up first.

- God, he's so overexposed.

stick to his film career as talk points.

Don't linger on the TV stuff.

And if he doesn't mention the lnternet

sex scandal, just don't bring it up.

OK, you know what?

I've done this before.

- OK, I bump Baio.

- What?

I'm living dangerously.

Carrot Top's rehearsal was funny.

I'm gonna let the Top go long.

Randy's dealing with it.

- OK.

- My mouth's dry.

Thanks.

- You want me to do that?

- I got it. Ouch. Dammit! Look.

What happened?

- Do you have a tissue?

- Just stare at it.

It's the Late Late Show

with Craig Kilborn.

OK, Go, Go! You're on.

Mr Craig Kilborn.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, Ellie?

What the f*** do you mean.

'Scotts been bumped?'

- I just heard, We'll reschedule.

- Reschedule, my ass.

- I'm sorry, The show was running long.

- Then bump Carrot Top.

It's Scott Baio, He shouldn't be

going after Carrot Top anyway.

- He should be first.

- I'll make it up to you.

- Listen to me, you little...

- Don't start with me!

Hi, Ellie.

Are you OK in there?

I'm fine.

You don't sound fine.

What's the matter?

Ellie?

No!

Ellie.

Ellie, your hand.

Ellie.

What's wrong?

I'm just having a really bad day.

Just leave.

Can I help?

Get the hell out of here! Get out!

Hey, Jake.

- Jimmy.

- Hey.

Cool place.

Are all clubs like this?

I sure hope not or I'm in nig trouble.

So what's up, Jimmy?

What are you doing here?

Yeah, l... I kind of need someone

to talk to. Is that OK?

Yeah, of course it is,

step inside.

OK, look, Ellie won't admit it, but ever since

the other night things have been different.

- We're different.

- What night? What are you talking about?

- Didn't Ellie tell you?

- No, Tell me what?

We were in a wreck in the canyon.

A girl was killed.

she was ripped apart.

By...

I don't know, by some kind of animal.

Whatever it was bit me and now

things have been happening to me.

Things I can't explain.

Jake, I know it sounds crazy.

nut I think it was a...

a werewolf.

Hm,

- What does your sister say about all this?

- You know Ellie.

Deny and avoid. It's her thing. But it got

her too and now I think we're cursed.

Look, I almost

took a guy's head off in gym.

I'm not the kind of guy to take

another guy's head off, I mean, look at me.

What if it comes back?

I mean, I know enough to know that it's

a who, not a what, so it could be pissed off.

It may want to finish what it started.

Jimmy, I think

you just need to calm down.

I think the best thing we can do

is just call your sister.

Get her down here and maybe the three

of us should just sit down and discuss it.

I don't want to discuss this, I've been

cursed, something bad is gonna happen.

I can... Look, I can feel it.

Jimmy, listen to yourself.

Werewolves?

- This was a mistake, sorry I bothered you.

- Jimmy.

No, no, Thanks.

Jesus Christ.

- Bo, What are you doing here?

- I just wanted to, kind of, talk.

About that stuff you said today.

What stuff?

About me,

I was just wondering how you knew.

No one else did, just you.

And I've been so shitty to you,

And then I thought,

why wouldn't you know?

It takes one to know one, right?

- Of course, you would know.

- Know what?

Whoa, Whoa,

What are you doing?

I'm gay.

I just can't keep it in anymore, I had to tell

you, you're the only other gay guy I know.

Whoa, OK, stop. No, I'm not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

- This is hard for me. Don't be like this.

- Trust me, Bo. I'm not gay. I'm cursed.

I know, sure feels like that, doesn't it?

Not being able to tell anyone.

- Talk to anyone about it.

- No, I'm cursed by the mark of the beast.

Bo.

I'm a werewolf.

Come on, Jimmy. You don't

have to pretend anymore. Not with me.

No, it's part of the curse. I'm appealing.

I have an unnatural sexual allure.

Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.

Look, dude, I'm happy for you.

You be gay. It's a good thing.

Unfortunately, I got my own sh*t

to take care of, so best of luck. Yay, go gay.

And I'll see you.

Hey, Jimmy, wait.

Jimmy.

- Liar.

Hey, Zipper.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, Zipper.

Hey, that's mine.

Hey, Hey, Zipper. Drop it.

Hey, No, drop it.

Zip.

Hey, Hey, come on.

Get out of it. Let's go.

No, Zipper!

Zipper.

- Zipper.

- Bo, what are you doing here?

- We're not through yet.

No, no, no.

We gotta go. Now.

- Holy sh*t.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go! Come on.

F*** me.

- What the f*** was that?

- That was my dog.

- What kind of dog do you have?

- I have a regular dog.

Or he was, until he bit me.

I infected him.

- I told you. I'm a werewolf.

- Oh, yeah. Right.

- You're f***ing serious.

- Yeah.

Look, I gotta find my sister.

Give me your cellphone.

Thanks, I know. Just keep your eyes on the

road, all right? Animals, they sometimes...

sh*t, stupid canyons. Look,

she's going to a club opening, at Tinsel.

- Oh, on the strip. Got it, I'm with you.

- OK, All right, settle down.

...killed 23 people

and wounded more than 100 on Saturday.

In breaking news,

is a wild beast terrorizing the Southland?

Another woman,

Jenny rate of Studio city,

was torn to pieces

at a charity benefit last night.

Authorities have linked the incident

to a similar attack on Mulholland Drive

just two nights ago, where Becky Morton

was mauled to death by an animal...

I'll drink, you can drive.

Ready?

Kyle, can you cover for me tonight?

I've gotta get home.

You're gonna miss Jake's big opening?

- Ellie?

- I guess.

- Good night, Ellie.

- Oh, good night.

Ellie.

Ellie, please.

You scared me.

I'm sorry,

but I needed to talk to you, Ellie.

You haven't been returning my calls.

You knew those girls, Becky and Jenny.

They're both dead.

I know, but, Ellie,

I can explain everything.

Ellie!

Ellie, Ellie!

Get out of the car, Ellie.

Please.

Look, I'm sorry about your window.

I didn't mean to do that.

but I have a lot of things

that I have to explain to you

and they're all going to sound a little crazy

so I just need you to hear me out.

Give me back my keys first.

What attacked you in the canyon

wasn't just an animal.

- What was it?

- You already know the answer to that.

You can feel the changes, can't you?

Ellie!

How's it going? These are my plus-ones

right here, all the way to the end, there.

Hey, man.

- Hey, Bo, can I use your cell?

- Uh, yeah, sure.

Hey, I'm gonna go look.

see if anybody's seen your sister,

- Hello?

- Ellie?

- Jimmy, thank God. Where are you?

- I'm at Tinsel.

- What?

- No, it's OK.

What are you doing there?

I'm on my way home.

Ellie, don't go home. Look,

I infected Zipper and he's gone werewolf.

- You gotta believe me. Look, it's all true.

- I believe you, OK?

I'd believe anything at this point.

- Jimmy, it's Jake.

- What? Jake?

he's the one who attacked us.

he's the werewolf.

- Ellie, I'm freaking out.

- Kyle should be there, OK? Just find him.

stay low.

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