D2: The Mighty Ducks Page #2

to show you.

This is your endorsement

contract with Hendrix.

i been tryin' to figure this out.

What does Hendrix want with me?

- i-i'm just a coach.

- Pat Riley, Bear Bryant...

Mike Ditka,

are theyjust coaches?

Gordon, today coaches have

images. Images mean dollars.

i sell you, you sell the sport.

We both get rich. How's that sound?

- Don't get me wrong. i don't have anything against making money.

- No, Gordon.

A lot of money.

You're gonna pay me that much

to endorse sportswear?

Gordon, life can be great

when you know the right people.

What do you say?

- Got a pen?

- Oh,yeah.

Former Pee Wee coach and minor

league player Gordon Bombay...

makes the move to the national stage as

he steps behind the bench for Team U.S.A.

Coach Bombay's Ducks will bejoined

by some of the top young players...

from around the United States.

Tell me about my new kids.

- That's Luis Mendoza.

He's from our Miami club.

A real speedster. Incredible skater.

I clocked him at 1.9 seconds,

blue line to blue line.

- Good-lookin' skater. - Very

good-lookin'. What do you think, Guy?

- Shut up, Averman.

- Oof!.

He has one minor problem.

Aah!

- Has a little trouble stopping.

- i'd say so.

- Are you okay?

- Need some help?

Yeah. i'm all right.

i almost had it that time.

Yee-haw! How is everyone!

Y'all ready to play some puck?

- Hey, look.

it's Hopalong Gretzky.

That's Dwayne Robertson

from Austin.

He's the best puck handler

I've ever seen.

- You mean for his age.

- No, i don't.

Hey, this is easier than

ropin' hogs! Yee-haw!

- He does have a tendency to showboat.

- Yahoo!

- Wow.

- There's Julie "The Cat'"Gaffney.

She won the state championship

for Maine three years in a row.

Well, we have a goalie.

Goldberg.

All right! Bring 'em on, man! i'm ready

for this! i'm the man! i'm the man!

Ohh.!

Uh, help.

Watch this.

Well, we...

could use a backup.

Isn't that that kid from the

Olympics? The figure skater?

Yup. Ken Wu.

What can I say?

I convinced him that hockey

had more of a future.

We put a stick in his hands

and nobody's been able to touch him.

Yeah. Show time!

- That guy's a teenager?

- ~ Don't you know that ~

~ Everything's on fire, yeah ~

- Uh, yeah. Hormones.

- He's a goon.

- Ohh!

- C'mon, Tex! Sing it with me!

- Uh-uh! No!

- ~ Everything ~

- Here ya go, sweetie!

- My kids don't play that kinda hockey.

i believe they're

called enforcers, Gordon.

- When you play iceland, you're gonna need him.

- My little man!

- Who does this guy

think he is?

- All right, that's it!

- Let me take care of this.

Everybody freeze!

Now, we didn't

come here to fight!

We came here to play hockey!

We're Team U.S.A.

You represent your country.

- That's right.

- Now, i want you-

To be all that you

can be, right?

Ya gotta raise yourself up,

guys! Ya got-

- All right, now. Let's

start with the scrimmage.

Great! Scrimmage!

You heard your coach! Now-

Hey. You don't need me here.

i've got an appointment anyway.

i've got to see Miss MacKay.

- She's the team tutor.

- Don?

Come on.

You'll get it back

at the end of the school term.

All right, Ducks.

Show 'em what you got!

Let's scrimmage!

- Great day for hockey, ain't it?

- Sure is, cowboy.

Yee-haw!

- Hey, man, take it easy! Slow down!

- Goldberg, look out!

Oh, no!

This guy's gotta

learn how to stop.

- Thanks for breaking my fall.

- Anytime.

- Let's go, defense!

- Whoa!

Come on!

Dig it out of there!

Let's go! Come on!

Haven't you guys been training

in the off-season?

You know, i knew

we forgot somethin'.

Good shot, Adam.

Way to show 'em.!

- How do you feel,

tough guy?

Ding! Round one.

Wait 'til you meet these kids.

They're just fantastic.

- Look out!

- It's Fulton.! Look out for his shot.!

What a bunch of wusses!

Oh!

Half of'em are ringers from various

parts of the U.S. Then the other half-

- Duck!

- That's right. The Ducks.

Hello? Mr. Tibbles?

Mr.. Tibbles?

Mr. Tibbles, can you hear me?

Mr. Tibbles, wake up.

Oh, Mr. Tibbles,

are you all right?

Oh, uh, i-i'll have the cheeseburger,

fries, and a chocolate shake, please.

i think he'll be okay.

We'll keep an eye on him.

Oh, i'm sorry. He didn't

have a chance to introduce us.

i'm Michele MacKay,

their tutor.

Hi, i'm Coach Bombay,

their coach.

- Who said we need a tutor? - Yeah.

Really. - i don't need no school.

Now, Miss MacKay,

we're America's team here.

Shouldn't we just

be concentrating on hockey?

May i suggest

optional attendance?

- i agree.

- Yeah. Good idea.

- Well, that's not a bad idea.

- Call me Goldberg.

Goldberg. Yes.

School will be optional.

However-

However, should you not attend,

you will not be eligible to play.

Oh, that's unfair.!

Man, can she do that?

Hey, is that a tattoo?

is it real?

- Get away from me.

- Yes, sir.

Well, i'm just here to tutor the kids and

provide them with a little adult supervision.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Oh!

- That was awesome. Are you okay?

- Yes.

All right.!

- Sorry.

- Yeah, sorry.

We're okay.

This is more crowded than

a truckload of goats.

Somebody better

watch their hands.

Yeah, someone licked me!

- Oh, i smell somethin'. Eewh.

- Eewh.

Goldberg!

- it wasn't me.

- No, it was me!

Thank you.

i don't know how to make

this any clearer.

You are a team.

And to win this thing,

you have to work as one.

Now as one, skate.

Whoa!

Everyone goes their own way,

everyone falls down.

Now get up and try it again.

- All right, all of you move to your right. Now.

- Who made you boss?

- Everyone to the left.

- Yeah, left guys. Come on.

- Aw, man.

- You guys can argue all you want...

but i am not untying you

until you move as one.

Now you're learning!

Communication! That's it!

Good, together.

Move together.

Charge! All right!

- Right turn!

- Turn right.

Yeah, that's it! That's it!

All right! Knock wood, Charlie.

You guys are startin' to look like

hockey players. i'm proud of ya, team.

You worked hard today.

But hockey

should also be fun.

- Rancher Dwayne.

- Yes, sir!

- Round me up some stray

cattle there. - Uh-oh.

- My pleasure!

- Whoa!

~ Together we stand

Divided we fall ~

~ Come on, people

Let's all get on the ball ~

~And work together ~

~ Come on, come on

Let's work together ~

~Now, people ~

~Because together we will stand

every boy, every woman ~

~And man ~

~Make someone happy,y'all

Now make someone smile ~

~Let's all work together

and make life worthwhile ~

~Let's work together ~

~ Come on, come on

Let's work together ~

~ Uh hey now, people ~

~Because together we will stand

every boy, every woman ~

~And man ~~

- ~ Ta da ~~

- Oh! That's awesome!

- Hey, y'all. That's us!

- Duh, whatta ya know?

- Today,

it's a Wheaties box.

Tomorrow, it's video games, action

figures, lunch boxes. The sky is the limit.

Now,just to make sure

that everybody knows who you are...

try on one of these.

- Oh, that's so cool!

- Brought to you by those wonderful people at Hendrix...

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