D3: The Mighty Ducks
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 104 min
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[ Announcer ]
Please welcome to the podium...
the head coach and leader
of the Mighty Ducks,
- Gordon Bombay.
- [ Crowd Applauding ]
It's a great honor to be here today...
to introduce you
to a truly great group of kids.
Sure, they can be
a little rambunctious.
They've run me ragged and played
more than their fair share of pranks.
I still haven't forgotten
about those eggs.
But I hung in there,
and they hung in there for me.
the Flying "V''and the Bash Brothers.
These kids are winners,
each and every one of them.
But more than that,
these are good people.
I hope that they enrich and
enliven your school and your
lives the way they have mine.
Now I hand you over
to the capable hands...
of my old biology teacher
and the current headmaster...
of Eden Hall, Dean Buckley.
- Dean.
- [ Crowd Applauding ]
[ Buckley ]
Gordon Bombay has a lot to be proud of.
We are happy to welcome the Ducks...
to our great educational institution.
great pleasure to award you...
these full athletic scholarships
to the Eden Hall Academy...
[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]
where we hope the Ducks will be happy
Warriors and lead us on to glory...
and divisional championships.
[ Applause, Cheering Continue ]
[ Applause, Cheering Continue ]
Right on ! Whoo !
- Maybe I should tell him first.
- I think that's a good idea.
[ Sighs ] The school looks stuffy,
but we'll loosen it up.
- Huh, Coach ?
- [ Sighs ]
I'm not gonna be your coach
this year, Charlie.
Yeah, very funny.
[ Chuckling ]
I just got
the official word.
TheJunior Goodwill Games
Committee...
has named me Director
of Player Personnel.
I'm gonna be in charge of their
junior hockey program worldwide.
- Well, don't go.
- Charlie, I can't pass up
this opportunity.
[ Chuckles ]
But you can pass us up, right ?
I mean, you dump us in some
stupid school and now--
I'm not dumping you anywhere.
Eden Hall is a great chance for you.
- Charlie, I will always--
- Coach, please...
don't go.
Charlie,
I know it's hard.
- I-I understand what you're going thr--
- No, no.
No, you don't understand.
You obviously don't even
have a clue.
[ Sighs ]
You know, I think this place
is running very low...
- on the brothers quotient.
- Yeah.
Hey, I want to know
- My dad said that if I didn't like him,
- That's nice.
My dad said I better stay in
on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
You know, I heard
in the dorm that the guy played
for the Minnesota North Stars...
- and got suspended
for punching out his own coach.
- You mean the Dallas Stars.
- I heard he punched out a fan.
- I heard he was a Buddhist.
You know, like Kung Fu
or Richard Gere.
- Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist.
He was a Trappist monk.
- Are you talking about...
the old Kung Fu or the Further
Adventures of the New Kung Fu ?
- Y'all watch too much TV.
- Shoot, that's the safest
thing to do in my hood.
Watch it, Mom.
You might get hit.
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
You're right.
As long as I have the Ducks, I should
be able to handle this new school.
- That's my boy.
- [ Car Door Shuts ]
Hey, Fulton, you ever
think about shooting...
back into the alley
and not the street ?
Not really.
- [ Grunts, Hits Puck ]
- [ Cat Screeches ]
I just found out
Portman isn't coming.
- He's staying in Chicago.
How uncool is that ?
- No, you got to be kidding me.
and he bailed too.
- Well--
What good is
one Bash Brother ?
I mean, what am I now,
Mr. Bash ? The Bashman ?
- [ Grunts, Hits Puck ]
- Ow! Hey, watch it, please!
- That hurt.
- [ Fulton ] Sorry, Goldberg.
Oh, no problem, guys.
Life isn't bad enough, I gotta worry
about being nailed off the ice too.
Why am I always
getting shot at ?
- You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
- Well put.
- Thanks, Fulton. Real sensitive.
- You're welcome.
Well, let's go. We wouldn't want to keep
[ Students Chattering ]
[ Chattering Continues ]
Hey, you know what ? You Ducks
don't belong here at Eden Hall.
- What ?
- Hey, easy, Russ. They probably
just think we're someone else.
Um, I'm Dwayne. We're
the new hockey team. And you are ?
Varsity.
The only hockey team.
State champs.
You know, my little brother
lost his J.V. slot when they
brought you yo-yos in here.
Probably wasn't good enough.
See, that's my dad.
He's gonna get the board to revoke
your scholarships.just you wait.
That's your dad ? Nice outfit.
Did it come with a yacht ?
- [ Mocking Laughter]
- [ Kids Quacking ]
- Averman, where are you taking us ?
- [ Fulton ] Hey, Connie.
Hey, Connie, look over here.
- Okay, everybody, follow me.
- Nice tie, Banks. Cake-eater.
- [ Whooping ]
- Hey, Connie, come on.
- Charlie. Uh, uh, Charlie.
- Turn right.
- I'm a goalie, not a skater !
[ Grunting ]
Hey, lady, watch out !
- [ Screaming ]
[ Groans ]
- [ Grunting ]
- I got you, Goldie! I'm coming!
- [ Screaming ] I'm done, man !
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[ Groans, Grunting ]
Charlie!
Where are you ?
Help me !
[ Gasping ]
Move it !
[ Gasps ]
What's this ? What's this ?
G-Get it off me, Charlie!
[ Screaming ]
I can't see !
[ Gasping ]
- [ Growling ]
- Oh, no !
- There's a pit bull !
- [ Screaming ] Charlie, where are you ?
[ Charlie ]
Cujo's after you, man!
- [ Growling ]
- I can't see! I can't see! What's that?
- Is that you ?
- [ Growling ]
- [ Screams ]
- [ Dog Barking ]
- [ Yells ]
[ Gasping ]
Charlie, it's stuck !
- It's got me !
- [ Charlie ] Put down the hose!
- The hose !
- [ Stammering ]
Welcome. Since its inception in 1 903,
Eden Hall Academy...
has taken great pride in its illustrious
tradition of excellence.
Yet, as we approach
the coming millennium,
we dare not shrink from the specter
of inevitable change.
- [ Whispers ] What did he say ?
Something about
a shrinking sphincter.
- ""Shrinking sphincter.''
- [ Russ,Julie Chuckling ]
Oh, there's cars, Charlie !
Help !
Whoa !
[ Grunts, Sighs ]
[ Goldberg Stammering ]
What do I do, Charlie ?
[ Screaming ]
- Charlie !
- I got ya ! I got ya ! Gotcha !
- [ Charlie ] All right.
- [ Both Screaming, Horn Honks ]
[ Both ]
Bridge !
- Yeah ! Goldberg ! Yeah !
- Goldberg, don't you ever
do that to me again !
Thus, myself, the board,
Tom Riley
of the alumni association...
and Varsity Coach Wilson, who has led us
to ten consecutive state championships,
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