D3: The Mighty Ducks Page #2

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- [ Charlie ] All right, guys!

- [ Buckley ] we have all made

a change for the future.

- Hey, Averman, I'd wipe my

Rollerblades if I were you !

- So, today, after much debate...

- on both sides, we proudly open our...

- Out of the way ! Coming through !

doors via full scholarships...

to a truly gifted group

of student athletes.

So, will you please join me...

- in giving a big, rousing

Warrior welcome...

- Let's go ! Let's go !

Let's sneak in the back.

All right, let's go.

to the gold medal winners

of theJunior Goodwill Games.

I present to you--

- [ Students Laughing ]

- [ Goldberg ] Hey, get off of me !

[ Laughter Continues ]

- Hi.

- [ Chuckling ]

- We're the Ducks.

- [ Students Laughing Louder ]

[ Laughter Continues ]

[ Charlie ] Hey, check it out.

He knows Wayne Newton.

Charlie, man, this is not

a good start to our year.

Don't worry, Kenny. These prepsters

aren't gonna do anything to us.

Check it out.

Antsville.

Look at 'em go.

Whoa.

[ Buckley ]

You can learn a lot from ants.

These Brazilian fire ants

can teach you a lot...

about successful

societal structure.

Come here. You see there's

one queen in there.

The rest are dedicated worker ants.

Everybody pulls their weight.

Nobody complains. There's harmony

and growth. Same here at Eden Hall.

-Only you are the workers, the backbone.

-And you're the queen ?

- [ Snickering ]

- Hmm.

Every Monday

you'll have a practice quiz,

every Wednesday

you'll have a real quiz,

every Friday you'll have an exam,

and anytime I feel like it...

you'll have a surprise quiz

or exam.

It's been said...

that the present is

to the past...

like a dwarf...

on the shoulders of a giant.

If the dwarf holds his seat,

he can, indeed,

see further than the giant.

But beware if the dwarf

should grow careless...

and forget his place.

[ Slams Book Down ]

History is a giant.

Get ready to ride.

[ Bell Ringing ]

Hey, what's he looking at ?

[ Grunts, Laughs ]

Ow ! A hard check into the board.

That has to hurt.

All this work

makes me hungry.

- Hey, Ken.

- What's up, Ken ?

- Homework on the first day.

Man, I don't believe it.

- Yeah, I know.

We better be careful or we're

gonna learn something here.

- [ Sighs ]

- Hi. Uh, will you sign a petition ?

- Uh--

- [ Laughs ]

Uh, yeah, sure.

What's it for ?

We're demanding the board change

the demeaning Warrior name.

Well, Warriors

isn't so bad, is it ?

I mean, you got the Indians,

the Braves, the Redskins,

- the Blackhawks.

- You're a jock, aren't you ?

Yeah, I play hockey.

In fact,

I'm the captain

of the new J.V. team.

Forget about it.

All you Warrior jocks stick together.

But I'm not a Warrior,

I'm a Duck.

- Hi, Kim. Will you sign a petition ?

- Sure.

[ Sighs ]

- Wow, this place is great.

- [ Whistles ]

- This is a nice rink.

- Hot dog.

- It's huge.

[ Goldberg ] You know, I bet they

even have a snack bar here.

- [ Fulton ] Big deal.

- [ Luis ] They look pretty good.

[julie ]

They sure won a lot of championships.

- They're huge.

- They're not so hot.

Come on, guys,

we could skate out there.

My dad says it was all

just a publicity stunt,

but it's gonna wind up

killing the school's reputation.

Yeah. Them rejects should have

stayed on their own side of the tracks.

Those rejects, genius.

Besides, we don't have tracks, Cole.

You see, there's no trains;

therefore, no tracks. Do you get that ?

Well, they should

stay out of our school.

- Don't get smart with me, goalie.

- Hey, come on, Scooter.

You know better than to confuse Cole.

We're on the same team.

- If it isn't Captain Ducky.

- Get your hands off him.

- Ooh, look. A Bash Brother.

- [ Chuckling ]

I'm so scared.

[ Wilson ] Break it up!

Come on, men, let's go.

How about it, Cowboy ?

Round up ?

Hey, Charlie, shouldn't we wait for

the new coach before we mess around ?

This is how we practice.

Duck hockey, Connie.

You'll have to get used

to it sooner or later.

Well, come on, Cowboy.

Hit it.

Yee-ha !

Round 'em up, doggies !

- Here I come,y'all!

- Watch out, here he comes !

[ Dwayne ] Whoo! Come here!

Come here, boy!

-[ Dwayne Hooting ]

- Come on, come on, come on !

- Watch out, girls.

- Let's go ! Come on !

You can't hit

the broadside of a barn !

[ Chattering, Laughing ]

You can't get away from me, can you ?

- [ Hooting ]

- Charlie--Aw, he's got Fulton.

Whoa, Charlie, you're done, boy !

[ Laughing ]

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Whistle Blows ]

My name is Coach Orion.

You can call me ""Coach''

or ""Coach Orion.''

- Well, you can call me ""Charlie.''

- [ Ducks Chuckle ]

That must be what that ""C''

on your jersey stands for, huh ?

It sure doesn't stand

for ""captain.''

Sorry, Coach. We were just messin'

with you, you know ?

Hey, Bombay gave him

that ""C.''

And I respect that,

but that's the past.

This is my team now,

and I'll be selecting the captain.

You gotta be kidding me, right ?

I mean, you're the rookie here.

- We all been together for four years.

- [ Ducks ] Yeah.

Okay, Charlie, laps.

Right now.

- [ Connie ] Uh-oh.

- How many, Coach Orion ?

- I don't recall saying.

- [ Sighs ]

Now you listen up,

and you listen up good.

We are here for one reason

and one reason only.

You know what that is ?

It starts with a ""W.''

To win,

Coach Orion, sir !

- No.

- [ Snickers, Clears Throat ]

To work !

High school hockey

is very hard work.

And it all begins

with defense.

I've seen your tapes.

I know you can score goals.

-I just don't know if you can stop them.

-[ Goldberg Laughs ] Hey.

Sorry, sir.

You're not kids

or little ducks anymore,

so I'm not gonna

treat you that way.

You're gonna learn

to play two-way hockey:

offense and defense.

It's gonna take

one thing.

- It starts with a ""W.''

- To work, Coach Orion, sir !

Wrong.

Will.

It's gonna take real will...

if you want to play

in my barn.

All right.

- Count off. Let's climb the ladder.

- [ Ducks Counting Off In Threes ]

[ Ducks Continue Counting Off]

One. Two. Three.

Whoo, all right, Banks. Let's see what

you got, baby. Come on. Bring it up.

Yeah. Ooh !

Nice shot. Very nice.

Lucky shot.

Merry Christmas, Guy.

Cowboy,

you don't impress me.

Averman,

have you been practicing ?

- Ha ! Hang time !

- Baryshnikov, knock that off!

Goldberg !

When's the last time

you practiced ?

Well, uh, we don't really

practice, per se.

[ Panting ] We either play or

play around. You know, have fun.

You know, that thing that makes you

smile and laugh. Ha, ha, ha !

Okay, I'll shut up.

[ Pucks Being Blocked ]

Sorry, Connie.

Good shot, Dwayne.

Next time, Russ.

Somebody get a shovel

and bury me right here.

- I will teach you to play

like what ? Starts with a ""W'' !

- Wussies.

- That's right. Wussies

on offense and defense !

- Defense, defense, defense !

[ Russ Grunting ]

Eden Hall Academy requires you

to maintain a ""C'' average to compete.

- Cool.

- I believe that's a bad rule.

- [ Duck ] Wow.

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