Da Possessed Page #3

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who wants to die by my gun

and the fists of my friends...

just to court Anna?

None. No one, Don Demetrio.

Hi, Anna! Let me walk you home.

Are you mad?

You're mad.

Anna...

You really are mad!

Anna...

How do you make a banana disappear?

How?

Replace "B" with "G".

Gone-nana. In English, it's gone

Anna, listen to me.

Let me explain.

And why should I listen to you?

Youre not even courting me, right?

It was my first time

to meet Don Demetrio.

Of course, I got a little scared.

A little? You were on your knees,

face flat on the ground...

Scared to your wits!

You're just a LITTLE scared?!

Anna...

I promise you, I'll be braver next time.

Anna...

Anna...

I want you to know...

I will pursue you.

I will court you,

and I will be proud of it.

Anna, how do you make a banana reappear?

How?

Showman-a'.!

How do you make a banana run?

How?

Runinanairunmana.

How do you make a banana go away?

How?

Bye-nana! Leave!

Gone-nana!

Wanna come with me?

Runinanairunmana.

Run-nana.

You came home late again!

Me?

No! me!

Late?

That's not true, Father.

Whos your new boyfriend?

Boyfriend?

What's that?

Is that edible?

Dont forget. You have had

thirteen boyfriends already.

They were all scared of me.

No one was brave enough to pursue you.

So if one thinks of courting you...

he must go through me first!

Because if not...

he can never get near you!

Yes, Father.

Bless...

talk some sense into your niece.

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Make a wish!

Now, blow the candle!

Blow!

Yehey!

Happy Birthday, Anna!

Thank you, Daddy!

I love you!

I love you, too, Daddy.

I miss my Daddy.

I wish he didn't die so soon.

We were so happy. Right, Auntie?

We were poor.

But Daddy and I were really

happy and contented.

Its not that Im complaining

with my life now.

Its just that...

I feel like I'm in a cage.

I understand, Anna.

But I also understand Don Demetrio.

He's just protecting you.

I saw how close Don Demetrio

and your Daddy were.

Thats why, when your Daddy died...

he took you in as his own.

But sometimes he's

too protective, Auntie.

He's always overreacting! Just like you.

Always overreacting!

Always!

Always overreacting!

Why?!

Why is he always overreacting?

Always, overreacting!

He's overreacting, Auntie!

Always overreacting!

Hey, Berting!

Why are you here?

Did you and Marie fight again?

Hey, Berting!

Get up! Let me sleep.

You don't want to get up?!

Berting!

Ramon!

What is it? Why are you calling me?

What do you want?

Hi, Babe!

It stinks like Durian!

She got hit with Durian!

It's him, Doc.

Oh, Ramon.

Hi Doc!

Belen. Berting.

According to my mother-in-law,

I'm not a part of the family.

Hello!

No! She's not part of the family, too.

Get used to it.

I am certainly not part of the family!

Thank God for that!

Yes, I know!

We're not related to reptiles!

Okay, fine.

Members of the family...

I'll give it to you straight.

Ramon's heart is really weak.

It's not asthma that makes him

black out when he gets scared...

but panic attacks.

Huh?

He should never get scared again.

If he gets scared...

he might die"

What!?

Doc? What does that mean?

It's like this...

Woah! Theres a ghost behind you Ramon!

Ramon!

Ramon!

Ramon!

Ramon!

Doc, revive him!

Clear?

Clear.

Ramon?!

Ramon...

That will happen if he gets

another panic attack.

Doc, does that mean I'll die

if I get scared again?

Like I said...

Whos that beside you?

Ramon!

Clear'

Clear.

Any more questions?

None.

We get it, Doc.

Good.

Okay. I ll go ahead.

Okay, Doc. Please, go ahead. Leave!

See! I told you this would happen!

You shouldn't be working for that girl!

But Mom^lm courting her!

No! I won't allow it!

Ramon!

Ramon!

Okay! I allow it! You may court her.

Right, my dear? I love you, dear!

I love you! Welcome to the family!

I love you!

Just for you my child.

Famiiy?

She's family?!

Hello, guys

Welcome to my crib!

Granny, is that you?

It's been a long time.

I know, right?

You touched the lot!

Granny, I'm still a virgin

Granny, we need your help.

Strange things are

happening in our house.

Yes!

Ask her help for your face, too.

Granny, dont sleep.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We need to be sure that

your house is haunted.

First...

If you feel there's someone

playing with your hair...

or with your blanket

while you 're sleeping.

We're 20% sure!

There's a ghost in your house.

Second...

If things disappear and

reappear by themselves...

We're 40% sure!

Third...

If you feel like someone's watching you

as you bathe, or as you brush your teeth...

or while you wash your dishes.

Were 60% sure!

Fourth...

If the piano plays...

by itself...

Granny, we don't have a piano.

Son, we have a piano!

Whey! We have a piano'.!

You can't pay for the house,

but you can buy a piano.

We're 80% sure!

Fifth...

When someone plays with a ball,

but nobody sees it.

It must not be a top or a toy car...

Just balls...

None.

There are no ghosts.

None.

Dan-dan-dan-dan.

We're 100% sure!

Berting, tell Ramon to take

the kids out of the house.

He can't be there when

we have the ghosts exorcised.

I said, he cant be there in the house -

This old geezers got nothin!

Crap,!

Lola Domeng?

Lola Domeng?

Lola -

Lola Domeng!

Shh!

She's sleeping!

Keep quiet!

What are you staring at us like that?

I had no idea Lola Domeng

still had some spunk left in her.

We're not gigolos.

We're her grandchildren.

Are you spirit mediums, too?

Uh...yeah.

Well, you do look like

you work with the dead.

Why do you say that?

Why are you here?

My house is haunted.

Maybe you can exorcise the ghosts.

Momfasyo bolele!

Dude, wait!

You should read it in reverse.

Start from the bottom.

It's called back-masking.

The spirits will weaken faster for sure.

What are those idiots doing?

Isn't it obvious?

Theyre trying to expel us.

Trdparis siyempri.

Depiti PU!

Devin pul Pu!

Streyawe meswen!

Meswena! Out!

Sister, Brother, look at this!

Whats that?

Amazing!

Go ahead, you, fools! Carry on!

I love this feeling!

Kiri woops.

Kiri woops. Kiri woops.

Kiri woops.

Kiri woops. Woops.

Away! They are just fooling us!

Yo! I feel complete!

Thanks, guys!

I don't look like a zombie anymore.

Me, too. I feel so powerful!

Boliripasyoma.

'Out!

Woop!

Come down from there!

What the heck!

My underwear!

Dude, help! Help!

That's so cool!

It's like telekinesis.

Ouch! This hurts!

Oh, it's hot!

Oh hurts! Ouch!

Now...

we can finally begin

our fight for justice.

Ouch! Ouch!

The spirits are gone.

We have driven them out!

Thank you so much!

Thank you.

I got scared for a moment.

Thank you so much!

Ramon! Hey!

Wake up! It's almost noon!

Mommy!!!

Mam!

Son?

Mom! There!

Look at what happened to Ramon!

The ceiling! The ceiling! The ceiling!

He a sleep!

He's sleeping soundly.

Ramon, it's time to eat!

Ramon, come on!

The food is getting cold. Hurry!

You're making me mad!

Sorry, mom.

Don't let the food get cold.

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