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Will you find a smile better than yours

Far over horizons of aspirations

You appear,

a necklace glittering in sunlight

The sight of you and tender reeds

Begin to hum a melody all on their own

As you walk across gracefully and shy

A hundred flowers bloom within me

Oh Lord, this angel is

my blessed offering to you

Never before on this earth

Will you find a smile better than yours

Oh my goodness

l just calculated the calorie

count of the food you ate

Almost double

You don't need this much

- So what?

- What 'so what'?

You are eating double of

what you need

And that too this kind, no need

to say about the cholesterol

This is lovingly fried

in pure coconut oil and ghee

No question of cholesterol

Each person must eat

what they require

This is more than necessary

Luke how much do you weigh now?.

Around 120 kilos

Oh God! 120 kilos!

lt is not as per your height,

you are definitely eating more

My dear if you calculate such things

lt's meaningless, nobody is perfect

That's not correct grand ma

This flab is not healthy

but more indicative of lack of health

Kareena Kapoor

She's so hot

An inspiration

She's good

Do you know, she became size zero

and her life changed completely

And so did mine

Didn't l say my life changed?

l have more friends on face book, twitter

People had a kind of sympathy

A fake sympathy

Which l used to hate the most

Now its not that

l was born again

Do you know something?

lf you reduce, it's a light feeling

As if we were floating

Don't you want to feel it

relieving all this burden?

Do you know something?

Fat people are not sexy

Yeah

Hey fatty!

lts okay, once l too was like you

Now also we could be,

you just make up your mind

Come

- Finally!

- Thank you Lucas

What do girls generally think

about fat boys?

What do you mean?

What do you think of me?

You are cute like a teddy bear

Am l sexy?

No, l am not

You carry on

Thanks Lucas

What's this?

This is Vaidyar clinic's

quick slim program

My flab is a problem

l do go to the gym and swimming

Just control of food intake

won't help you reduce

Why suffer like this?

All unnecessary

They have a rare concoction

called Karshamrithavatakam

Just stay there for 25 days and take it

Some diet plans will also be there

That's all, 100% natural

Do l really need it?

Listen there are plenty who have tried this

Trust me on that

You'll come back a new person

lts expensive but worth it

But Ann...

That day he took a very vital decision

He decided to join the Vaidyar clinic

and get rid of his flab

That's when Rahul Vaidyar came into his life

Like this

WlLL CONTlNUE...llNTERVAL

Come

Welcome sir ji

Welcome madam ji

- Welcome to Vaidyar's clinic

- Thank you

- Welcome

- Thank you

Myself, Shantanu Balamurali

floor manager

Welcoming you once again

to Karshamrithavatakam quick slim program

Please come sir

Don't worry sirji

That's only a formality

l will tell you the important rules

Next 600 hours, that is for 25 days

you can't go out of clinic premises

lf you stop the course

your money will not be returned

We charge only for treatment

Food is absolutely free

Congrats sir ji

That's a life changing signature

l will bring you the quick slim kit

Shall l leave?

l know you can do it

Remember when you

used to share your lunch?

Do the same kind of sacrifice

l'll wait for you come back soon

See you

You look very calm sir

Perfect fit

- ls it?

- Definitely

Rahul ji is addressing

the new batch in the yoga hall

After that you will have

a yoga session too

- ls he Sonia ji's...?

- No Lucas ji

Don't you know Rahul ji?

Brahma Shri Padmanabha Vaidyar

His youngest son

People believe he is

the incarnation of sage Agastya

Now he's at Hrishikesh in meditation

- This is...?

- He...?

Yes Lucas ji

Adiyaman Swami ji,

He's a big fan of our treatment

- So Rahul ji is married eh?

- No these are children of the orphanage

Here's a mace

Please don't touch it!

From South Africa

For whitening the skin of Olongo princess

The royal family's gift

The Olango mace

Come Lucas ji

Greetings

My grandfather

Brahmarishi Padmanabha Vaidyar...

...after a lifetime of medical penance

formulated the Karshamrithavatakam

A divine medicinal concoction

To make people fat free

without baldness, fair tall handsome...

...is the divine vision of this great soul

l am only a humble servant

to make it come true

Come let us be born

again through Ayurveda

Please be seated

Your dinner is ready

Have Karshamrithavatakam

along with your dinner

Eat the 2 grapes on your plate

one by one chew it and...

...for 4 minutes

and savour it as you eat

That is your dinner for today

- Sachin

- Lucas

Time to sleep

Lights will be switched off now

What the heck?!

- They switched off the lights

- Oh l see

- Where are you from?

- Kochi

l am from Thodupuzha

- What was that noise?

- l sat down

Who sent you here?

- l...

- Understood! A girl, right?

Me too, my wife sent me here

- What was that?

- l tried to sit

Rahulji finally we have landed on a tagline

Simple but effective

'The fat will be wiped off'

Karshamrithavatakam, how's it?

We must be able to hurt

the self esteem of fat fellows

Only then they will join the course

Fattys to be obliterated

How is that?

Awesome

Our printed campaign is ready

Please have a look, Reethu?

ls your husband obese?

Not bad

We must emphasize fat men

have poor sex life

Good work

We have 2 more slides

Fat makes you lonely

Next

Your fat daughter puts you to shame

We have to make fellows

around fat people also insecure

Rahulji, what about our TV commercial?

Oh yes, yes

Raviji, we must not have a cosmetic look

like they do in usual TV ads

lt must look more

like a public awareness program

People should believe them

like they trust their mothers words

Raviji

A Parle-G

- Thank you ji

- Welcome ji

l got a call from home

Good steamed pancake with egg roast

Aren't we are here to reduce?

Control! Don't waver

My backbone is sticking

together with hunger!!!

Please shift your settings to 84

l don't like it here one little bit!

Hey! What a sight

l'll die laughing

- What's new?.

- Oh serious, eh?

Bro, this is not for you

Come out of this jokers dress

Get your bag, come, let's go home

We'll celebrate Christmas

No, l'm not coming

Are you going to spend Christmas here?

Everyone is waiting for you

Who will be the Christmas Santa?

l took it up this month to avoid

all the food and snacks of Christmas

Let this be a Christmas without Santa

Time for your yoga

Time for my yoga

What will l tell knight rider?

What will l tell Ann Mary?

Get up from your

'Shavasana' position

Lucas ji?

Lucas?

Silence

Yesterday 2 grapes

Today a gooseberry

lf l had to starve and reduce

l can as well have done it at home

l want to know how many

will complete this course!

lf everyone discontinues who benefits?

What about will power?

lf one doesn't eat we'll wither away

Can you sleep on empty stomach?

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