Dachimawa Lee Page #2

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l will dedicate my entire life

to doing the right thing!

He's so handsome.

l'm not big enough of a man

to be responsible for another's life.

l understand what you mean

but look around.

l'm sure you'll find

someone much worthier.

Let us not forget how we crossed

our destined paths today.

Dachimawa Lee!

Dachimawa Lee!

DACHlMAWA LEE!

Shanghai Station, China

Please! Help me!

Trying to resist me makes you

even more irresistible.

And being the men we are,

how can we pass this up?

Yummy. l'm sure she tastes

like wild raspberries.

Why are doing this?

l'll scream!

Go on, scream.

We also enjoy having women

scream and swear at us.

Stop!

No wonder the sky was as overcast

as my wife's fugly face today.

lt was a sign that l would meet

an obnoxious guest from Korea.

You should be careful.

Or something bad might happen.

You filthy Korean!

l'll let you sleep on a cold bed,

six feet under!

Nothing like Korea's Tekkyun to

wipe the smile off your grotesque face!

Tekkyun?

l'll take you on.

This should be fun.

Oh, no!

You protect yourself quite well.

l see you've been taking

lessons from a master.

But you underestimated me!

Take that!

Use karate!

Why are you falling down?

You Korean! This samurai

will take you on!

Didn't know this!

Roll!

Broken!

l'm hit!

Take that!

- Poor maiden.

- You're so noble!

Don't worry.

Woo, my ribs!

lmpressive.

You live up to your reputation.

l'm Mari and l'll be your partner

on this mission.

Then?

You are really something.

l'm Agent 6.

l'm not sure

l like this welcome.

l apologize if we offended you.

But we needed to see

if you were up to the task.

You're on this mission with me?

But what about Geum Yeon-ja?

l guess you haven't heard.

She's been missing

since 2 days ago.

lt's unlikely she's still alive.

- No way.

- Yes way.

Agent Yeon-ja was tracking a leak

within the agency

when she disappeared.

This is ''Snowy Horse,''

a restaurant in Tokyo.

She knew Japanese agents met there,

and worked undercover as a waitress.

So the horse got to her.

According to her reports,

Japanese spies are looking for this.

Real gold?

Only 14k.

No, more like a single coat,

actually.

That's not important.

What's inside is really important!

lnside the Buddha!

The statue contains a list of

all our secret agents

who are working around the world

to raise funds for our independence.

What?

Agent 8 managed to get the list

and is waiting for us in Manchuria.

The problem is, Manchurian bandits

are tracking this statue too.

You must go to our lab at Princeton

University to get weapons and funds.

Princeton University, 08544

New Jersey, USA

Research Center for the

provisional government of Korea

Who is this!

You're still in your prime.

And you're still a sweet talker.

l heard about your mission.

lt will be your most difficult and

more dangerous mission yet.

Laying down my life is not a big deal

when it is for my country.

~ Until the East Sea and the Beckdoo

Mountains all wear away

~ May God protect our country.

~ Rose of Sharon and the beautiful

Geumgang mountains

~ May you live on forever

with Korea and its people.

You bad man!

- Up to your old tricks again?

- What?

Stealing women's hearts.

There's no time for jokes.

Geum Yeon-ja is...

You're right.

l forgot we have no time to waste.

Take this.

What's this weapon?

Hold on.

Hold your temper.

This is a breath of heaven.

This gum was developed

in Mexico and the U.S.

from the mid 1800s.

lt's a must for agents like yourself

who meet all kinds of people.

lt stays chewy without melting.

Now let's get started.

You'r e familiar with this model,

right?

This is...

lt's the latest automatic model.

But it's made of an alloy

unlike the other models.

That's why it's heavy.

One smack and it's lights out.

But in order to match the weight,

the barrel is filled with

a special alloy,

so you have to use the bullets

in a different gun.

And last but not least...

lsn't that a sprayer?

You think like a field agent.

This is not simply a sprayer.

This is a portable bidet and it's still

in development in other countries.

What?

Our agents suffered from

irregular life styles

and sleeping out frequently.

Agent 62 who worked in Frankfurt

lost his life to bleeding caused by

hemorrhoids.

So! After a long stakeout

you can say goodbye to that

uncomfortable after feeling.

Air Force Aerodrome,

Nevada, U.S.A.

Air Force Aerodrome,

Nevada, U.S.A.

l'm sorry for sending only Agent Mari

with you on a dangerous mission.

After all, it only seats two people.

lt would be my pleasure to go with

You bad man!

l'm so embarrassed!

That's gotta hurt.

She looks tough but she's

still a soft-hearted woman.

Please look after her.

lt makes no difference

on a mission.

Agent Mari is just an agent to me.

You've opened up to so many

female agents before,

so l'm surprised by that remark.

l want to make one thing

very clear.

Geum Yeon-ja is the last tenant

of my heart.

Then accomplish this mission

in her memory!

Are you crying?

lt is rain, l believe.

There's a speed limit up ahead.

Please reduce your speed.

Antique Alley, Manchurian

lnternational Trade Market

Hello, Come in.

Good day.

You have many good items.

l didn't know

there was such a place.

Just tell me what you need.

We're looking for

a statue of Buddha.

We have them.

What kind are you looking for?.

One that's made of gold.

Oh, dear.

- We have no golden ones.

- No?

We heard that you had it.

You were misinformed.

Misinformed?

Agent 8.

No!

So the statue sprouted wings

Agent 8?

Produce the statue

before l count to 3.

You coward!

One.

Just kill me!

Two!

For our lndependence!

Three!

Watch where you're going!

l'm sorry.

You even speak Chinese.

How many languages do you speak?

Enough to embrace the whole world.

Oh my God.

How could they?

Maybe...

We were too late.

lf your hair hadn't gotten caught up

in the propeller,

we might have arrived in time.

l don't know what to say.

l take full responsibility for not

separating my emotions from my job.

Agent 8!

l thought l wouldn't get

to say goodbye.

l'm relieved to see you.

Save your breath.

lt's too late.

Agent 8! Agent 8!

Agent 8!

l didn't carry out my mission.

Please forgive me.

Who dare forgive who?

Human beings do not have the right

to give forgiveness.

There isn't much time...

What?

lt was the Manchurian bandits.

A man called Mr. Wang

is their contact man.

Mr. Wang!

lf you take a horse...

to the place l tell you...

You might catch up with them...

The horses... out back.

No!

Agent 8! Agent 8!

Sangpal!

Black Dragon River

Agent 8 is gone forever,

so the world is working against us.

That means we are alone

in the world.

lf you think of Agent 8 leaving us,

l would say this is more of an

upsetting and painful situation.

How did he die?

The Manchurian bandits tortured him

and suffocated him to death,

by forcing snot and saliva

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