Daddy and Them Page #9

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- See y'all soon.

You know, honey, we really should get

Mama and them to come up and visit us.

- You said "Mama and them. "

- Yeah.

You know, Alvin said he was gonna start

drinkin' pop instead of beer, just like that.

Yeah. He told me that. J.C.'s the one

that needs to start drinkin' pop.

That boy goes through

a whole bunch of vehicles.

He gets uncoordinated

when he drinks, you know.

- Cross-eyed, just about.

- Yeah.

Do you ever get tired

of things?

- Like what?

- Like the way you are.

Yeah. I even get tired

of the way you are.

Well, I meant both of us,

yeah. Everybody else too.

English are smart,

it seems like.

They even talk pretty

when they're mad.

When we had

that head-on collision...

I didn't really see

that cowboy's eyes get big as plates.

That's just a old sayin'.

I seen you.

Just for a second.

Kind of like in my mind, you know?

- What was I doin'?

- Just holdin' your hand out.

Sometimes things seem magic,

know what I mean?

I sure do, baby.

I had fun, too, this week, you know,

besides all the horrible things.

It's kind of good seein' everybody

in the same spot.

And we got that dream started

about us a honeymoon.

It's kind of like that book

they had us read one time in school.

It started out sayin', "It was the best time I

ever had, and it was the worst time I ever had. "

- I believe it was by Dick somebody.

- I'll be dogged.

Hey, boys.! Wai a minue.!

Hey.! Come back.! Come here.

Whoa.

We forgot something, didn't we?

What'd we forget?

- To tell us we love you.

- That's right.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- We said it at the same time, didn't we?

- Mm-hmm.

- That's cool, huh?

All right. Y'all's mama is gonna pick

you up this afternoon after school, okay?

- Okay.

- Daddy's gotta go back to work. Y'all go play. Be careful.

Okay.

Don't throw any rocks

at anybody.

All right. Come here.

I know what you want.

You want a hug,

don't you?

Have a good day.

See you girls later.

- You're so safe.

- I know ha.

Miss Montgomery,

can we borrow y'all's hose?

Sure, hon.

What's goin' on, honey?

Little Ricky

borrowed the hose.

Huh? What?

Little Ricky

borrowed the hose.

- Playin', sprayin' one another.

- Oh.

- Morning.

- Good morning, baby.

I had a dream that

we got a station wagon.

I had a dream

I stopped usin' protection.

Protection?

You know, my deal.

My diaphragm.

I didn't know you used one

of them things, hon.

I thought I should.

- Don't they stop babies from happenin'?

- Of course. That's the point.

Right?

So I've been puttin' up with all that sh*t

from Daddy all these years about grandbabies...

and I've been shootin'

at a steel door?

It just didn't seem

like it was okay to have one.

Now it seems okay.

Babies know when

they're supposed to get here.

That's what I think.

They sure do, honey.

There was a carload

of'em in that dream.

- How many of'em?

- Two or hree of'em.

Will you look at me in the eyes

next time we do it?

I sure will, baby.

I promise you.

It's gonna be okay, baby.

It seems like there's a lot more air

today than there usually is, don't it?

Yeah. It does seem like it,

don't it?

Some clouds comin' in.

- Maybe here's a sorm comin'

- No.

Them ain't storm clouds.

#She don' like her eggs all runny

#She hinks crossin'her legs

is funny

#She looks down her nose

a money

#She ges i on

like he Easer bunny

#She's my baby

I'm her honey

#I'm never gonna

le her go

He ain' go laid

in a monh of Sundays

# Caugh him once and he was

sniffin'my undies

#He ain' oo sharp

bu he ges hings done

#Drinks his beer

like i's oxygen

#He's my baby

and I'm his honey

#Never gonna le him go

#In spie of ourselves

# We'll end up

siin'on a rainbow

#Agains all odds, honey

we're he big door prize

# We're gonna spie

# Our noses righ off

of our faces

# There won' be nohin'

bu big ol'hearts

#Dancin'in our eyes

#She hinks all myjokes are corny

# Convic movies

make her horny

#She likes kechup

on her scrambled eggs

#Swears like a sailor

when she shaves her legs

#She akes a lickin'

and keeps on ickin'

#I'm never gonna le her go

He's go more balls

han a big brass monkey

#He's a whacked-ou weirdo

and a Love Bug junkie

#He's sly as a fox

crazy as a loon

#Payday comes

and he's a-howlin'a he moon

#He's my baby

I don' mean maybe

#Never gonna le him go

#In spie of ourselves

# We'll end up

a- siin'on a rainbow

#Agains all odds, honey

we're he big door prize

# We're gonna spie

# Our noses righ off

of our faces

# There won' be nohin'

bu big ol'hearts

#Dancin'in our eyes

#In spie of ourselves

# We'll end up

a- siin'on a rainbow

#Agains all odds

#Honey

we're he big door prize

# We're gonna spie

# Our noses righ off

of our faces

# There won' be nohin'

bu big old hearts

#Dancin'in our eyes

# There won' be nohin'

bu big ol'hearts

#Dancin'in our eyes

In spie of ourselves.

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