Daivame Kaithozham K.Kumar Akanam Page #10

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Please get out

Doctor, please"

No more explanations

I say you get out

Got scared, dear!

Upon seeing the blood

from that patient's mouth

I felt giddiness

Shuck! You fool!

Can doctors and nurses fall

unconscious upon seeing blood?

- Have you heard of Florence Nightingale?

- No, doctor

Tell like that

A brave lady who went to the warfield

to nurse the wounded brave soldiers!

Witnessed blown off legs and hands!

Headless body of the soldiers...

Warfield soaked with blood

Seeing all this, did Florence Nightingale faint?

Not at all.

A nurse should be like that only

Don":
worry, as ifs your training period

You will get used to it gradually

Greetings

Doctor!

Doctor!

Tell him

Can't you see the party sitting here?

Oh, today early to bedroom, ah!

Normally only late in the night, is it?

Don't you have to study?

Usually no classes on Sunday, is it?

I pity you, father

Earlier during my childhood days,

I eagerly keep waiting for Sundays

You know why?

To play with my friends

If go out in the morning,

I will be back home only in the evening

Those who have no one to care of

Can come home as and when they wish!

But I have a family

I don't like bad friendship

Then go inside and study

I finished studying

Then go out and play

What a torture is this!

You either lock me inside

Or send me out!

What is wrong if I sit here?

We got to discuss certain things

Shouldn't children listen to your talk!

Is it adults only!

Are you talking back with father?

Either go and study or play

The last birth's foe

will be born as child in this birth

How true!

That Saint predicted that in my previous birth

someone had stabbed me

It must be him I guess!

If this goes on,

then this birth also will be same

You will get from me now!

I'm going to Krishnan uncle's house

You never had anything this morning

Shall I get you something?

Hotel food, is it?

You are lazy to get into the kitchen, is it?

Not that I'm lazy

While getting into the kitchen

I feel as though someone

is dragging me from behind

Totally exhausted!

Shall we seek the advice

of that Kanikanapayyanur astrologer?

- If people come to know, it will lead to trouble

- For what?

If an astrologer comes

to a rationalist person's home,

What my followers will tell?

Nothing will happen

Are we seeking the advice

of astrologer informing others?

Astrologer will come and predict and go away

That's all

Will come, predict and go, is it?

Then not an issue!

- Shall I call him then?

-Yes

My dear Village Assistant,

When will my lavatory work be completed?

Will I never be destined to die in that?

Why dying inside that?

Can't you die inside your small house?

It's not that. Don't you know her?

She is my daughter Vidya

Vidya Balan, right?

Yes Balan her husband!

As there is lack of lavatory,

he left her here

He neither comes nor takes her

Won't she have her own dreams?

My dear bro! I also feel

sympathy of your condition,

-But I'm not the Village Assistant now.

- Then?

She is the Village Assitant now

Normally only after

husband's death, wife will get a job

I'm almost in a dead condition!

Is it? Then let the dead one move

I want to talk live with the live person

My dear Village Assistant

In the name of lavatory,

You hike the prices of Petrol, diesel and gas

Why is the lavatory alone not being built?

For the fund of building a lavatory,

Still the petrol prices got to be hiked

Instead of hiking it little by little...

Why don't you hike it at one go?

Please wait for 2 more months

If this is the case,

Petrol will cost Rs.200

Then not one, I will build

you compound full of toilets.

I'm very glad, Village Assistant.

Very glad

Just to pee...

What would you say for that.

It's just that I want to

die with a good excreting experience!

Sorry to disturb you, shall I move?

Come dear!

Your destiny has become such!

Tu esd ay( Mars) , Wed nesdag/(Mercu ry) ,

T h u rsdag/(J u p ite r) Satu rd ag/(Satu rn) . .

After Thursday, it's Friday, is it?

I'm not playing with the weeks

I'm checking for the planets".

Oh I'm sorry!

Oh so that is the problem

Presence of this is totally absent here

Should bring here

Won't it incur too much of expense

to bring from Madras?

Bring whom?

Film actor Kushbu

Not film actor Kushbu

I meant these planets!

You called me here

to remove the problem or create problem?

Keeping praying the Lord

To ward off your problems,

Take this flower, turn it around your head,

And throw it behind!

To make Parotta?

No, to throw it behind

So you are aware of all this!

Clever!

Your house is not positioned in circle

All houses are not positioned in Circle

Normally all houses are situated in Square only

If you know everything, you predict

You do it

Please pardon him

Please keep quiet dear

Just a doubt

Hell with his doubts!

I would like to see the kitchen here

Is this your kitchen?

Yes, this is Kitchen and that is toilet

Having such a Kitchen

You still being alive!

Really surprising

Oh my God!

The Isan kone (Vashthu)of this kitchen is wrong

It can even cause death!

However it's good that you didn't cook

The problem of this house is,

Normally the (Vasthu) is situated

See this is how!

No, to be seated like this"

Are you suffering from piles?

Not Piles.. it's fistula

Sickening with this person!

I just asked a doubt

What should I do now?

-Demolish this kitchen - Ok

And build a new kitchen

facing Isan kone east

Shall I ask you something?

- Sure

What is meant my Isan konan?

It's not Isan Konan, it's Isan Kone

Agni kone means your cooking stove

Boiling milk ceremony

should be done the day after Thiruvonam!

Demolish this kitchen now itself

Why don't we move somewhere for time being?

Whereverl go, would this blemish go?

Come what may

That's Nisha

Let me go and talk to her

What happened Narayanichechi?

My daughter is in hospital

We're going there

What is wrong with Ram an?!?

Abortion!

While cutting firewoods,

she slipped and had a fall

It seems she was three months pregnant

Check!

- Why did you laugh, God?

- Nothing

Something is off for sure

othenlvise you won't laugh

Let me see

Was this sound coming from here?

Chop it well

If you do it well now,

cutting will not be needed at delivery

I don't get you

If you work well,

Then at delivery, the cutting.. the cutting"

I mean the C section

Will not be required.

It will be a normal delivery

But I heard somewhere a woman having

abortion while cutting firewood

Not somewhere

It's Narayani's daughter Ramani

All that is idiotic pregnancy

For that cutting of firewood is not neeeded

Just a travel on road in a auto is enough.

But yours is a Divine Pregnancy

Divine Pregnancy!

It's like Pamban bridge

Can't be destroyed!

Understand onething!

Foetus in you is double hearted"

Double hearted!

With knives and Machetes held high

I have walked amidst you

Then when you couldn't do anything

to me ..Now..

Before you light the stove,

To ward off all the evils".

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