Dance Flick Page #6

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I'm not working out...

Fry me some chicken, strike up the grill...

'Cause you're gonna feed me...

That's right, you will, yes...

I am smelling food...

I'm so hungry...

Smucker's is the best jam

I've ever known...

And you, and you, and you...

You're gonna feed me...

Feed me...

Feed...

Me...

Be aggressive, guys! Let's score!

Excuse me!

Come on, let's get that basket!

Why do they call you nappy?

I don't understand it.

Why don't you "D" up on her?

You know, maybe if you weren't so tired

from having sex with Thomas...

...maybe you could guard her.

How do you know

I had sex with Thomas?

Who's the ho now?

- Give that back!

- No!

You are going down, Twiggy!

You bow-legged b*tch!

Break it up! Break it up! Get off of her!

What are you doing?

I am not gonna have two nubile,

sweaty teens fighting like that...

...making me moist in my own gym!

Do you understand?

If you've got a beef to settle,

we're gonna settle it my way. Got it?

Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

- Get her!

- Come on! Get that ass!

- Grab it!

- You want some of this?

I'm gonna make it rain

on these hoes! Yeah!

Show me what you got!

Let me see some ass!

What is wrong with you guys?

Do you know what's at stake here?

We're talking state championships!

Hey! Stand up, Weiner!

You're not looking polished, Knob!

You gotta play hard, Cockran!

Headd! You gotta give me some!

Don't you guys wanna know

what it feels like to be winners?

To be 10 men,

holding each other after a big victory?

Standing naked in the showers...

...screaming at the top of your lungs,

foam flying?

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Now, that is the spirit, son!

Now, the rest of you,

get your head in the game!

Let's go!

So, how did he catch it?

Probably one of them kids at school.

You know kids.

I told him to wear a condom,

but does he listen to me? No.

Just like his damn daddy.

Now you sit there and let it itch.

So, I heard about the fight.

Yeah. It was all Nora's fault.

It was all Nora's fault?

You didn't have anything to do with it?

No! She's just jealous of me

and Thomas.

Well, what do you expect?

It is hard out there for a white girl.

It used to be that y'all just show up

and bat your eyes...

...and the brothers would come running.

But now, the competition is fierce.

You see, girl, first

it was J. Lo with Puffy.

She opened the door

for every Latina this side of the border.

Then it was Kimora Lee Simmons

leading a dojo ofAsian b*tches.

And now, we got Kim Kardashian...

...and her big, Armenian ass

pulling brothers right and left.

So, what is a rich white girl

supposed to do?

The last thing she needs is you coming

in here with your blonde hair...

...your perky breasts,

and a little bit of rhythm...

...taking the last sellout brother left.

You think that Nora

is the only oppressed white girl?

Well, I'll have you know,

I have paid my dues.

Excuse me, miss?

Have you been drinking?

- Nope.

- Ma'am, step out of the car.

The damage isn't that bad.

Ma'am, I'm gonna have

to have you blow into this tube.

Ma'am, I meant this tube.

It's a lot bigger.

Ma'am, I'm gonna have to take you in.

Time's up, Miss White.

You're free to go.

Hope you learned your lesson.

What took you so long?

Your flashback was longer

than your time in County...

...and that don't make you one of us.

I thought we were friends.

What do you mean, we're not gonna pay

Sugar Bear back his money?

'Cause I'm tired of Sugar Bear

always trying to punk us, B.

What type of self-respecting thug

pays back a debt?

So, what are you gonna do

when he comes after us?

He ain't coming after us.

We gonna get him first.

- Meet me under the bridge tonight, 8:00.

- No.

- B*tch.

- Okay.

There's something I need to tell you.

You're pregnant? Oh, no.

What? No, Thomas, I'm not pregnant.

Good, 'cause with your big head

and my ears, God only knows.

No, I'm performing

at the senior showcase...

...and then, who knows, maybe Juilliard.

That's great!

And I was kind of thinking, you know...

...maybe we should just kind of cool it

for a while.

What do you mean?

I'm saying I think we need

to take a break.

Break, definitely,

yeah, we should definitely take a break.

How long you need, like,

We actually should synchronize

our watches...

- So we can meet up...

- No, Thomas. I need space.

Okay. Space. Space is good.

That's enough space?

Thomas, we're done.

Definitely. This has been

a long rehearsal, very tough.

Thomas, I'm leaving you!

I don't wanna be

your girlfriend anymore!

We spend more time

defending our relationship...

...than actually having one!

Nobody wants to see us together.

Not my friends and not yours.

I'm saying it's over.

Fine.

- Fine, leave! Get out!

- Sorry! I'm sorry!

God has put you in my path

and I aim to keep you!

I'm making steaks for dinner

and I expect you to stay.

Megan!

So, here's my number. You just call me.

You married?

That's sexy. I'll talk to you later.

Oh, sh*t.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Can we talk?

Can we talk, Charity?

I just want to let you know, from now on,

things are gonna be different.

I don't wanna be the kind of father...

...that his kid only sees him

on the weekends.

That's not the kind of life I want

for my son. My son!

- You don't even know his name.

- It doesn't matter!

Maury said it was a 99.9% chance

that he is mine!

And I'm gonna honor that!

Anyway, I want my kid to wake up

every morning and see my face.

Here, put this in his room.

I'm out.

Hey, sup, man, I gotta talk to you.

- I ain't going with you.

- What you mean you not going with me?

I mean this sh*t is dangerous!

Of course it's dangerous, it's a drive-by!

But we can get the money.

All we have to do is battle the 409s

at the Streets tonight...

...pay Sugar Bear back, and we're good.

N*gger, did you wear a pink shirt

to a drive-by?

It brings out my eyes.

Look, if you walk away from this,

I'll walk away with you.

Walk away from what?

I'm not you, Thomas.

I can't go to Just Community College

like you...

...be a doctor,

operating on people and sh*t.

Yes, you can, man!

If I can do it, you can do it!

Not with these hands!

I got guns for hands!

They call me

Edward Triggerhands, fam.

For me, it's all about respect.

A- Con...

Are you wearing the elastic

I asked you to wear?

Keep your chins up.

You're never gonna be a Nora.

Have a good show.

Yes, this is she.

Hey, Charity. Where's Thomas?

The last time I heard,

he and A-Con went after Sugar Bear.

- What?

- Yeah, well, they owe him $5,000

...and they can't come up with the money.

There has to be another way.

Well, if he had a crew,

he could've battled at the Streets...

...and possibly won the money back,

but where we gonna find a crew?

Hey, guys! Thomas is in trouble

and he needs our help.

There's a battle at the Streets tonight

and he needs a crew.

So, what are you saying?

You want to start a crew?

Yeah!

And who's gonna be in this "crew?"

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