Dancer and the Dame

Synopsis: Billy Gardell is Rick Dancer, a wisecracking, disgruntled detective who is long past his prime. Only with the help of Princess, a fussy and fastidious canine cop, can Dancer break the case of his career.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gabriel Sabloff
Production: Pure Flix Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
91 min
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This' is the story ...

... How I get quite a lot of trouble my ...

... Have target still reached.

Hey, the Icee machine here is broken.

I know what you're thinking.

Who is this great superhero?

That's me, Rick Dancer.

Well, at that time I was

not just a ray of sunshine.

Come on, I need '

absolutely my cherry Icee ...

Hey, it is only the switch.

Carry on the switch.

Yo, the fuse box behind you.

Sorry old man I

looking 'straight' a cat video.

My God! Because of you

I had four blocks ...

... Run, just because you are too lazy

are turn on the switch.

Leg 'the phone away!

Age.

You see, that's the

Problem your whole generation.

You are 'n pile lazy,

boring egocentric.

That's not even your mobile phone?

Admit it, it is part of your mommy.

Your life is too easy.

What is the worst,

You might happen today, huh?

Slow wireless? Oh, all good

User names are assigned, eh?

Makes your generation

Sports on a game console.

You were never spank. You think

you have friends on Facebook.

You are afraid of gluten.

Sorry man! I do a lot of the time

by and I did not ...

... OK.

Audrey, where's my

Ballistics investigation?

Harrier, you'll get them,

when I get.

These are a few people,

I work with ...

... Like the two here, Harrier and Spitz.

I am sure,

that share a brain.

You know who I think really hot?

Who to? ...

- The Green M & M's.

You mean the chocolate beans

from advertising?

Hot ...

This is Audrey. She is already so long

in my team ...

... When I was a cop working.

I have her brother

helped of a transition ...

... Get out and since then

she takes care of me.

What happened to you in childhood? ...

... Because you're really sick,

really, I want to know 's.

I'm as normal as

the guy next door.

You want to marry a chocolate lens.

Okay. Okay. Listen up guys and gals.

This is the new, ...

... Jack Russell from Morganza.

Runs around him and be nice.

Captain Murray is irritated as

many a bull bullfighting ...

... But he saved my my ass ...

... As the internationally me

Wanted to eliminate Affairs.

Briard, seeking him a table.

Welcome to the pit.

Well what to say.

My name is Briard, Robbery.

Welcome at the desk.

So, where is he?

Who?

You know, Rick Dancer.

The brilliant performance in 09 ...

He has six men with

five shots done.

Speak in the Academy

they. of him as he was Batman

You know, nowadays it is more likely

as Batman rusted Butler.

See yourself.

That's Rick Dancer? What happened?

Have you ever heard of Eric Skanz?

Yeah. I have one of him

get sponsored scholarship.

Dancer thinks he knows,

that Skanz weapons smuggling.

He is obsessed with it.

I mean he can not Skanz at rest, ...

... Mingles again

and searched for weapons.

With no evidence.

Then he goes to the newspapers ...

... And accused

Skanz for arms trafficking.

The newspapers let Dancer as

a complete spinner look ...

The whole thing moves our

Department in a bad light.

He gave up his life,

Increased 40 kilo ...

... By in his consolation

Donuts and ice has been looking for.

Now Murray wants to keep him alive, ...

... By him acts

can be pushed around.

Speaking of which, where's my

Ballistics investigation Audrey?

Hey Dancer, Harrier want to know

where his ballistics is investigation.

What did you do with it

made? Eaten?

You can not Ballistics

Investigation ...

... Creating a shotshell.

The guys from the lab

take care of nine districts.

So they do not have time

"Pea brains" to write it.

Are you making now funny, Dancer?

That you have noticed?

Supporting 'only your packages Santa.

You know what? That I shall

and if you think about this year ...

... Are a good boy,

come over me and I put ...

... You some Scooby-Doos

in your boots.

The give you a few tips,

how you do your job right.

Red 'only further Dancer.

You know what I mean?

Have ever seen ...

Follow the signs

and solve the crime.

I can not hear you Dancer.

Speech only continue.

... And an indication follows the next ...

... And when the

Have resolved the mystery, ...

... They get a Scooby Snack.

This is like a medal.

You know what Dancer?

You should now

prefer to keep your flap.

Why? What should happen?

No tell me. Say '

what will happen to me.

"The Kitchen" is one of my friends,

the Bassett family.

I've known her for years.

The cornbread is mandatory.

I'd like ...

Eating pick here,

Hot Wings as a side dish

Okra and tomatoes ...

... Plus red beans and rice.

The same every Tuesday and

Thursday since the last five years.

Betrayal 'me time Dancer why eating

a Yankee like you so much soul food?

Because it does my soul good.

Yes, you have to be big and strong.

Kenny, now wait for me.

Kenny, wait, Kenny!

Show me not back,

when I'm talking to you.

Mom, tell Dad it's ok.

I meet up with my friends.

And your friends are

a bunch of crooks full ...

You have talent Kenny, blow 'it

not just away, please.

I know what I'm doing.

Her son Kenny. Sly,

ambitious child.

He was in a little

Involved dangerous and ...

... I had a

strange feeling in my stomach.

Or maybe it was just to

much cornbread, but I do not think so.

How are you Kenny?

Kenny, come 'back now, Kenny! ...

- Is there a problem Mr Basset?

I would need to find out ...

... What was going on with Kenny.

Instead, I had a

Pity party and everything ...

... What has kept me in a good mood,

was intelligent television.

This week in Housewives of Miami ...

I know I've made a mistake,

but I have seen him.

We make for the best Dianne

Bachelor party ever.

You know what, I

think I take that back Ed.

You have to know what

is best for you.

What? Ed has deceived you with her.

And he does not run away again.

Millionaire and benefactor

Eric Skanz, announces ...

... That he was an unused warehouse

wants to tear down and the land ...

... For the care of

Would donate problem children.

An initiation is for

Planned end of the week.

Skanz, a long time ago I wanted to

arrest him and failed.

I knew about him is what

lazy but frankly ...

... I was on the

Time really care.

What I did not at that time knew ...

... I was this night

not the only Depri cop.

The Boss would have any

Be here right now, let's go!

I thought we wait until morning.

Change of plans.

In that case, I'll take your

Bet and raise to the 500th

He's bluffing.

Or ... you know just

not with whom you play here.

Los! Watch out!

Princess to me ... good girl.

Ok scumbag, tell already,

Who is your boss?

My boss ... is right behind you.

No, Princess, No!

The next day, has

changed everything.

The Crazy alive is ..

... That usually only slightly

Must pass bad, ...

... So that you wake up and the

has brought me back to life.

What's going on here?

So, for what

Gang has heard your son?

For even no transition. What are you talking?

He's a good boy.

I suppose you're

the girlfriend of the victim?

Victims? His name is Kenny.

Hey, excuse me, what's going on?

This is called policing

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