Dangerous Acts

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It was a warm troublesome night

with only the rain to remind us

that it was actually winter.

George hadnt yet managed

to cool off.

So, before departing from him

I thought I'd wait for Mrs. Hope.

Indeed, murderers always return

to the scene of the crime.

And the time had certainly come

for us to finally meet.

So I poured myself a drink,

and sat down to wait for her.

Within two minutes,

she arrived.

Ive heard a lot about you.

- Really?

Dont believe anything.

We had a common friend,

Mr. Boni.

I didn't know I had friends.

We had a common friend,

Mr. Boni.

Why did you kill him?

The same

reason Im about to kill you.

And what is the reason?

- Self defense.

Take the gun from the drawer

and place it on the table.

Youre difficult, arent you?

Also the gun in your jacket.

- Whats with it?

I want to get to know it.

Take it out.

How about some mercy?

- What about that?

Is there any point in asking?

Go ahead, try.

Im sorry, for everything.

- It's too late.

I see youre hot, Mrs. Hope,

Maybe I should turn up the fan.

In any event, you will kill me,

so at least there should be air.

Turn it up.

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody,

really thanks a lot. Bye.

Darling, you played so nicely.

- Thanks. - Youre a sweetheart.

Thank you very much.

- Bye. Lydia.

What excitement,

what excitement.

Hello... - Hello.

Watch out for me, heh?

Spectacular...

Tell me,

you dont recognize her?

I told you, an entrance is an

entrance, dont be sloppy.

Witch. - I heard you, Osnat.

- Tzvia.

Hey, what will be, now that I

finally got used to this play.

But you played beautifully.

- Really? - Yes, really.

Thank you.

You horse.

It's a good thing this is the

last performance, huh Tzvika?

You forgot to go off

three times.

Nu, lets see you perform

with Erics silly faces.

Come on, these guys,

these youngsters

think this is the last show,

so they can goof around.

And the stage is uneven, right?

Youre also going senile.

Your mother is a lame senile.

- Thats also true.

You cracked me up today,

cracked me up.

If in the next play I don't

have a bedroom scene with Tzvia,

you can forget about me.

No problem, consider it done.

Remind me, whats his name?

You are so jealous.

Yes.

Yes.

Hello to you.

Hello.

Hello... it's something.

Yes, I...

Everybody gather around,

over here, over here.

Thank you. Allow me, to thank

from the bottom of my heart,

my dear Tzvika.

The one and only, bravo.

- Bravo...

Know that it was my honor

and pleasure to be your producer.

And we know what you went

through before you came to us.

And we all remember

how you coped.

Know that we all drew

much strength from you.

Look, our play...

There has been nothing like this

in theater.

And this show is closing down

with sold out performances, why?

Because our Tzvika is fed up,

she doesnt want any more,

It bores her, and she wants to

continue and move on.

Yes, that is what you are, you

evil monster, manipulator

in short, a star.

And know that is why

I asked her to marry me.

You are drunk, Micha.

Do you know what she

answered me, this monster star?

"You are crazy, I could be

your mother".

So, dear mother, I have a role

for you, you should know.

Friends, in my new play,

Tzvia Israeli will not only act,

She will also sing and dance.

...To life! - To life.

Are you sure? - it's okay.

Go home, Tzvika, Im a big boy.

I'll come tomorrow.

- Youd better not.

Since I threw my husband out,

I havent seen such a mad man.

Who is there?

The downstairs neighbor,

I need help, can you open up?

One minute.

What do you want?

You know what I want.

This morning,

I was released from jail.

But what do you want from me?

For you to forgive me.

- Get out of here.

Get out of here, you hear me?

Or I'll call the police.

How dare you come here at all?

Get away.

Get away,

Im telling you, out of here!

Mrs. Israeli

I sat here all night.

For three years I havent slept.

How can one live like that,

Mrs. Israeli?

Hi.

Give me a minute to explain.

- Drive.

Please.

Mrs. Israeli.

Excuse me.

Should I stop for him, Mrs.

Israeli? - No, ignore him.

Burgol!

You deserve that, after the way

you embarrassed me yesterday.

Go away, you monstrous slut.

Should I prepare you something

to eat? - No, no, no, it's okay.

The neighbor took care of me.

She made me a Moroccan fish dish.

Now, not only my leg hurts,

My behind is also burning.

She is pursuing me.

But I only want to marry you.

Stop, Micha. I'll start

to think youre serious.

What is this?

- Our new project.

"The Musical-Dangerous", youll

really turn it into a musical?

With songs and dances and all?

- All that and more.

You arent normal, I was sure

you were joking yesterday. - Why?

This is Israel, not Broadway.

It says here I have to sing.

No really, are you crazy,

that you think I can sing?

Calm down, you have one and a

quarter songs, thats all.

Look at me, am I 18

that I can sing? - Go on a diet.

Take this.

What is this? - This is a sketch

of some of the songs.

Dont look at me like that,

You owe it to me.

I wont take my clothes off.

- Who asked you to strip?

Thank you.

- For what?

That you entered the elevator

even though Im here.

Did you get my letters?

For three years in prison,

I was waiting for this moment.

I couldnt sleep at night.

Mrs. Israeli you are an actress,

you understand people.

You know what pangs of

conscience do to a person.

Especially if he knows he had no

choice. - And you had no choice?

I had nothing to eat.

That truck was my only chance.

Chance for what?

Mrs. Israeli, my life

is a nightmare.

At least youre alive.

What do you want? You spoke, you

explained, what else do you want?

For you to forgive me.

- Why?

Why not?

Why not?

"So maybe well begin

with a play...

"Everyone is already here

and the crowd wants it...

"behold, well all die in the

end from an atomic bomb..."

Yes, yes, yes.

"When Adam met Eve, he said

to her, lets be like brothers.

"No she said, lets make love

and in the evening eat apples.

"Well go crazy all night, and

dance by the tree of knowledge.

"So take off that fig leaf

Because Im going crazy...

"I..." I cant.

Come here a minute, I cant,

you cant get by here.

Im sitting here, everybodys on

my head. This is impossible.

Theyre bumping into me,

I cant move, what?

I almost killed someone here

with this chair.

I cant, Im going home.

"I hear, I see,

"the journey from paradise

to hell is so short.

"I also hear, I also see, So

maybe well start with a play...

"When Romeo met Juliet and said

Im willing to die for you...

"What do you mean, -she said

- Lets make love.

"Well leave innocence behind...

"Well go wild in all positions,

I'll show you if you dont know.

"So tell me, is this yours word,

or are you just happy to see me?

"I hear, I see...

"the journey from paradise

to hell is so short.

"I also hear, I also see, So

maybe well start with a play...

"So maybe well start

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