Dangerously Close

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Morgan.

Mor-gan...

Mor-gan...

Stop!

Help!

Help!

Court's in session.

The Defense, social leach.

Moral trash.

Verdict?

Guilty.

- Guilty.

- You see Morgan.

Will someone help me... No! Show your faces!

F*** with us for you...

Kill him!

Kill you!

Kill him!

Come on! Kill him!

No! No! No!

Die, motherf***er.

Come on, come on, die!

It's only paint this time, Morgan.

Next time it'll be for real!

Nice bracelet, Morgan, you little p*ssy.

Somebody cut him down, come on!

Did that hurt, stoner? Morgan, did

I hurt you? Did I hurt Morgan?

Tell the rest of your f*ggot friends

in the Magnet Program to get out!

F***! I'm going to screw

your ass to the wall.

Everybody's gonna hear about this.

You're history, you son of a b*tch!

- Sleep well? You're welcome.

- Slept great, thanks.

Well, that new school's

keeping you busy, son?

You must be enjoying that,

that Magnet Program.

- All you eggheads.

- Hey. Good morning, Irv.

Dream about beautiful mermaids last night?

Stain didn't come out.

Well, you got a lot of shirts.

Yeah, well, this just happens

to be my best shirt.

I want to thank you again for

dumping the lasagna in the wash.

Come on, Donny. I told you I

was sorry how many times?

You know, I got to get this

damned fish a bigger bowl.

Think you could get

the Bridges' place today?

Trucks down, too. Gonna fix it?

All right, listen, I'll give

you Saturday off, okay?

You gave me that yesterday.

Donny, I will fix the truck this

weekend, I promise. Scouts' honor.

That's Krooger.

He's not coming inside, is he?

No, he's not comin' inside, Dad.

And so it came to pass

in those last frantic days.

Following the late, great SAT Boards,

that a lone, cool dude...

rose from the quagmire...

to save the world...

from the Twinkies of Vista Verde.

Its the Kroog Warrior!

Time for that all important,

first major buzz of the day.

Ya man, I and I, Rastafarai.

You smoke de herb man?

No.

Don't you watch my size, I'm like

a steppin' razor, I'm dangerous.

Chill out, New York

Chill out, chill out, chill out

Hey, how you doing? You want some weed?

Hey, turn it down.

Did you see that guy?

What do you say we wake these Twinkies up?

Deploy!

No, Krooger, no!

- Deploy! Deploy!

- Turn that off!

Hey, baby!

How're y'all doing this morning?

I'm just boomin'!

Slow it down!

Hey, Betsy!

Watch it, Krooger!

Hey, I'm sorry, I guess my

poles sticking out too far.

You wish it could get that far.

I love you baby!

Look at that! That's some fine

looking fish right there!

Hey, baby!

The Black Panther Party of Vista Verde!

Hey, man, this radioactive curve

is sh*t, Zander.

Gretchen.

Now the problem is the graffiti.

Its disgusting, it's all over

the walls in the main hall.

Who can take care of that?

Brian, you and Lang.

Can you get that done today?

Hey, Leon, my man!

Hey, Krooger, Donny.

Zander, give me back my

physics book, man, you fluke.

Man, you never read it, anyway.

- I'll see you guys inside?

- All right.

I'd give anything to know

who was responsible for that.

He's right in front of us.

Biggs?

All right, the paper's good you

just got to change one thing.

The Confederates stomped on

Fort Sumter in April, not June.

You change that, you got a good paper.

- All right, thanks.

- Nookie!

Wait up, baby!

I love you, baby.

Nookie!

Nookie.

Where you goin', Krooger?

Get a higher education, man.

Good.

Pay attention, Ripper.

- Hey.

- Hello, Randy.

Hey, Randy. Listen, Randy,

there's broken glass all over the gym floor.

What? -Somebody threw a

rock through there...

last night. Okay.

Okay. I'll take care of that.

- Just make sure it gets done today.

- Yeah.

All right. Anything else?

Hey, guys.

How you doin'? Nice loafers.

They make those for guys, too?

I don't like him.

We all know how easy it is

to come to quick conclusions

about things that are new to us,

but I think to call

the... to call the Sentinels.

"Vigilante organization that borders

on fascism." It's a little extreme.

Don't you think so, Ms. Hoffman?

After all, it was the administration

that asked us to monitor

the student body, not the other way around.

They were the ones concerned with

the rise in theft and vandalism

that came with the Magnet Program.

What exactly are you implying, Mr. McDevitt?

Just that since we started

the Sentinels last spring,

crime on campus has been reduced.

I don't think a single car has been stolen

since we began our patrols,

and I... I know that were seeing

a hell of a lot less graffiti,

although that does make going to the

john a little less informative.

God, that was funny.

You have something to say, Krooger?

No. Continue, please.

Most importantly,

students feel safer.

Which students?

Could I finish, please?

Were here to help, all of you.

To serve and protect.

Please feel free to approach me,

any of our officers, or our

faculty sponsor, Mr. Corrigan.

If there's anything we should know about,

if you've got any problems,

anything at all...

That's what the editorial was about, Randy.

Our problem is with you and your friends.

You mean your problems, don't you?

Okay, okay, hold it. Let's... Lets

try to keep things friendly here.

Does the editor have an opinion?

Yeah, well...

certainly glad you took the time

to speak with us today, Randy.

And I think we have an obligation

to support anyone who...

Who's trying to help out the school.

So long as that's what they're trying to do.

Glad to hear a voice of reason.

- Can I get your opinion on this?

- Take a rest, Krooger.

I hope you print my rebuttal, Donny.

Hey, Leon, my man, what's new, cuz?

Present from mama?

No, a present from your mama.

I had her last night.

What do you have here, Ripper?

What a wuss.

Leons up to his old tricks.

This looks a lot like the one

Brian had stolen last week.

Hey, f*** you, I bought that myself.

Sh*t, Leon, don't lie to me,

it has his initials on it right here.

You were just kidding, right?

Tell me you were just kidding.

Tell me you were just kidding

or I'll kick your butt!

Damn it, I bought this myself, okay...

Don't f*** with us, Leon.

Nice job, Teach.

I'm getting Sentinel over you

- See you later, Leon.

- Not a chance, bro.

Hey, Donny. Listen, thanks a lot

for your support back there.

I appreciate it.

In fact, I'd like a chance to talk to you

a little more about the organization.

Yeah.

Maybe you could come over to

my house tonight for dinner.

You have any plans?

No. I don't, no.

Great. See you at 6:30. Is that okay?

Sure.

Great. You know where I live, right?

Yeah, I clean your pool.

That's right, you do. Okay, see you then.

Okay.

Please, let me go to Randy's house.

Donny, let me go, please, please!

Please, let me go to Randy's house.

What a selection.

I'm still not sure, okay? I know that.

Look... yeah, okay, look, I got to go.

Okay, Brian, I'll see you at the club. Yeah.

- Hey! Donny. Glad you could make it.

- Hey, Randy.

- Thanks.

- All right.

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