Daphne & Velma Page #3

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What did you

just put in here?

It's expanding too fast.

- You're sabotaging our project.

- Prove it.

That's it.

This is the worst day ever!

Why are you doing this to me?

You're the one

who won't leave me alone!

Seriously?

And what? You can't wear

the same headband

for more than an hour?

Oh, Carol said it clashed.

And Carol's always right.

Daphne, Velma, enough!

Hm. I'm good.

- Ahem.

- I'm good.

What's wrong with him?

Well,

thanks for cleanin' up, girls.

But I gotta tell ya,

this isn't how I planned

on startin' my Tuesday.

I planned

on havin' a fancy yogurt.

That's my me time.

- Sorry, Principal Piper.

- Sorry.

Well, just make

yourself comfortable, girls.

Tobias Bloom

has said on his blog

that this is the best couch

for conflict resolution.

'So..'

...let's make him proud, girls.

Make him proud.

Hmm. Oh, sorry, where were we?

You two were fighting

in chemistry class.

I'd like to hear you apologize

to each other. Both of you, go!

Me? She's the one

who sabotaged our project.

She's lying. I don't know

what she's talking about.

Oh, just like you forgot

that you're supposed to be

my best friend?

I'm sorry, Principal Piper.

I thought I could handle

high school myself

but it turns out I can't.

Here I am

in the principal's office.

My science project is ruined

and..

Did you know they give out

grades lower than an A?

- Yes, of-of course, I did.

- That's pretty standard.

Well, I didn't know that

because I've never gotten one.

Pretty soon,

they're gonna be telling me

that there's no caviar

in the cafeteria.

- Actually, there isn't and...

- Just leave it.

Daphne, you had wonderful

recommendations

from all your prior schools.

I'm sure that

you're gonna find your way here.

But you, Velma,

I am very disappointed in you.

- Sorry, Aunt Piper.

- You're related?

Oh, yes. I see it.

Before high school,

you were such a straight A

superstar student.

You were?

I knew it.

I don't know what's gotten into

you, but it needs to change.

- Timothy Bot!

- Here I am.

Let's engage the conflict couch.

Conflict couch engaged.

It's still in beta-testing,

but don't worry, girls.

Since it's the first time

for all of us

we won't do anything

too extreme.

Extreme bout activated.

No, no, wait, I didn't say that.

- Extreme bout locked.

- Stop!

- Turn it off.

- 'Oh!'

You just hang in there

and try and work this out.

- 'I'm gonna fix this.'

- 'Now ordering 50 tacos.'

Oh, no. no, Timothy Bot.

No. Bad! Bad boy.

'Calling my bad boy.'

Where's the real Velma

the straight A

superstar student?

'Friendship detected.'

Just forget

what Aunt Piper said. Drop it.

- 'Conflict.'

- No!

- 'Conflict.'

- Drop it.

Why are you acting like this?

It's to protect you, okay?

It's for your own good.

Protect me.

I can protect myself, thank you.

- Can you, really, Daphne?

- Yes, I can.

Oh, I'm Daphne. I want some

caviar from the cafeteria.

Oh, wait. They don't have caviar

in the cafeteria.

I'm Velma, I have four heads

and I'm dark and brooding

and I don't like

to talk to people

so I have no contact

in the system.

- Maybe I like it that way.

- Well, you're on my hair.

- You're on my hair.

- Well, you're spitting at me.

Well, sorry.

That was an accident.

Forget what Carol said.

Purple and green

go awesome together.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Thanks.

- I'm sorry, Daphne.

- 'Friendship detected.'

I really am your friend.

- It's just..

- 'Resolved.'

Just what?

Let me help. We're a team.

Something weird is happening

to the top students here.

Like what happened to Spencer?

It happened to another girl.

Olivia.

Before you got here,

she was a world-class violinist

and-and now

she can't even play a note.

And it's been happening

for a while.

I mean, parents just think

it's teens being teens

but I don't think so.

I mean, why is it only happening

to the top students?

We have to investigate.

We have to help

Spencer and Olivia.

Well, that's the thing.

If whoever is behind this

finds out

two internet sleuths

are on their trail

then this could get dangerous.

Who cares?

We have to take a risk.

- Actually, no, I don't.

- 'Conflict.'

- Yeah, you do.

- 'Conflict.'

Because I'm not budging.

And if you keep

disagreeing with me

this weird couch is gonna ram us

together for all of eternity.

Fine.

But only because

I don't want a concussion.

So you're in?

- Yeah. I'm in.

- 'Complete.'

Velma totally sucks, by the way.

'Conflict detected.'

Well, I just ordered 2000 rolls

of toilet paper and now I know

all the movie show times

for Cheyenne, Wyoming

but I think he's finally fixed.

Hey, you two made up.

- Yeah, we're friends again.

- Thanks, Aunt P.

You rule. High five.

Posting album

bikini photos to Facebook.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

He's kidding. He's kidding.

He's kidding. Gotta go.

Bad Timothy.

So, um, seeing as you're

senior advisor and everything

we were hoping

you could help us out.

Totally.

But, um..

Are you sure you

should be hanging out with her?

I mean, her below record scores

are, like,

practically non-existent.

I can hear you.

- This is a very small table.

- Oh.

- Sorry. Hi.

- So about Spencer?

Right. You said

he's been acting weird.

So weird.

You guys noticed too?

'The dude's

like a walking thesaurus.'

Now he has, like, two words

in his vocabulary.

Hm. Uh, no, I'm good.

Well, have you checked

his Bloomgram?

"So much fun working in the lab

after school."

Science guy emoji.

I mean, it's a little nerdy,

I guess, but..

...I don't know,

it seems normal to me.

It's weird.

It sounds like Spencer.

But he's so not acting okay.

And look at his Bloom Bracket

score. It's totally dropping.

Competition just gets

to some kids, you know?

Well, unless you're one

of the Griffiths.

- You mean Griffin Griffiths?

- Yeah.

I mean, his whole family

is like crazy talented.

His older brothers

and sisters have won

the Bloom Bracket competition

three years in a row.

We need to talk..

...in private.

- That's your cue to leave.

- Oh.

We're working on the whole

manners thing still.

- No, we're not.

- Yes, we are.

It's fine.

I'm gonna get a salad, anyways.

- We'll see you guys later.

- 'Wanted to eat my salad.'

Spencer just sent out a snap.

So weird.

I mean, he looks happy

in the photo, but..

Huh? No. I'm good.

Mm.

Something weird

is definitely going on.

We need to bust into that locker

that Spencer walked through

to find the secret passage.

Or build enough

that we could do something

that won't lead

to certain danger.

- Just an idea.

- Velma.

Fine.

We'll come up with something.

Thanks.

Huh? Mm. Yes.

Sorry, little guy.

You were a good robot.

But your time has come.

I really wish

I hadn't programmed you

with human emotions.

Velma?

Please don't.

'Don't!'

Hey, pumpkin.

How's my favorite redhead?

Hi, mom. Working late?

Yeah, things are already crazy.

Tobias Bloom wants me to import

all of Matchmouth's tech

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