Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe
- Year:
- 2007
- 92 min
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[music throughout] MAN (chanting):
Danska, Vitara... Leokad... Kucin...Katara... [rustling] Dansk-Vitara... [thunderclap] [rustling] katara-viska... Viska-Ro... [loud cry] [loud cry] [] MAN (reading):
Menda, rotran... -Daddy?
-Summer... You gave me
quite a scare. Sorry daddy. Why aren't you in bed? I couldn't sleep. Listen to me, Summer. Daddy's got a lot
of work to do. Maybe I can help. What language is it? Nothing you've ever heard. Maria? That's mommy right? It's time to go to bed. Please can I stay up
just a little later... Pleeeeassse... Well you could... But if you do... ...then you'll have the
tickle monster to deal with. [laughter] In to bed!
[laughing] Come on,
under the covers. Raaaargh!
[squealing, giggling] There was a
young lady who-- Dad, no singing. But I have such a
beautiful voice. Tell me a story. Summer... A short one. -Promise?
-I promise. Okay, a short one. Now close your eyes. And tell me what kind of
story you want to hear. A monster story! A monster story? But there's no such
thing as monsters. Yes there are! Have you ever seen one? No. See... How about a story
about a Princess... and her father
the King who loves her
very much. Daddy, your female characters come
off a little superficial. Not this one. Because this story the princess was the most
beautiful in all the world. Really?
What did she look like? Well, she had long,
beautiful brown hair, and gorgeous hazel eyes. And her smile was just about the most precious
anyone had ever seen... One day, when she
was all grown up, her prince did come and made her the happiest
princess in the whole land. Why does the Princess need
a Prince to make her happy? Do you want to hear
the story or not? [chuckling] Come on,
lie down. [] MAN (reading):
Menda... Menda-Ro... Menda Rotran Carno Matron. Menda Rotran
Carno Matron. Menda Rotran Carno Matron. Menda Rotran
Carno Matron. [loud boom] Summer? Menda Rotran Carno Matron... Vytal Krank Overt Mantron. Vytal Krank...
Overt Mantron. [loud boom] [] [rumbling] Oh, damn. [loud crash] [rumbling] [clock chimes] [rumbling] Daddy? Summer! [scream] [animal roaring] [clock ticking] [clock chimes] [chimes slow down] [machines beeping] [indistinct voices] Her body might not
take the strain. It's still in
its testing phase. [girl whimpering] What if she dies? [indistinct voices continue] [rapid beeping] WOMAN (annoyed):
Earth to sleeping beauty! You coming or what? MAN:
You know... It's not so much that
women are evil... it's not. It's just that men... ...as in, me... men. Well, we've gotten soft. We are a society of men
raised by women and we're a bunch
of pussies. Pardon my language. I mean look at me. I'm sitting here and I'm staring at the ring
I gave my high school sweetheart and I'm damn near tears. It's really pathetic. And I bet you're wondering
what I'm doing with it. Well, my high school
sweetheart decided we were
finished... so she packaged
up the ring and she sent it to
me in the mail. No explanationay! Just a sparkling ring in
a clean white envelope. Now you tell me... Is that f***ed up or what? Yeah, that's f***ed up. I want you to have it. Before I give
this to you, I want you to
remember something. Every time you
look at this ring I want
you to remember something... One day you're going to
meet someone special. And you guys are going to
have a lot of good times and a lot of
good memories... And then one day you're
going to think... you're going to be wrong, but
you're going to think it... I wonder if there is someone
else out there for me, I wonder if I
deserve better? And I want you to
remember that you don't. You don't deserve better. Okay? You got that? I'm sorry,
I'm rambling. I'm sure somebody
out there said a helluva lot better
than I just said it. Probably like Shakespeare. Or Kevin Smith. Oooh, Nickelback... But it hurts, man. You know, it really hurts. Take the ring. And remember what
I told you, okay? Give me my ring back. [] [] I told you so didn't I? What? I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you, but
nobody listens to Ricky. Can we just drop it? What a whore.
Oh dude, it's still fresh. What a b*tch? Better. You're going to
feel really silly, when we get back
together though. Are you serious? That's sad.
That's very sad. Shut up.
Please. I thought you said there
were going to be models. There's models.
They're inside. Well, let's go in. I'm tired, man. I'm taking a break. You're taking a break? What is it that you do that you need to
take a break from? See that's
the thing... Working with
models, it's harder than it looks. I mean... They b*tch, they complain,
they eat like pigs. You wouldn't think
it looking at them, but they're machinges, man... they eat everything before
I even get a chance to-- And don't do that. Do what? Judge. Don't judge me. Are you done? Yeah, I'm done. Can we go in now? Let's go. [] Yeah, real hard
work Ricky. Don't judge. Hi, Ricky. You shoot porn, man... Keep it down, man. There's no pornography
going around here... do you see anything here that
even resembles pornography, because I don't. This is a commercial shoot
for a chat line service; a legitimate business with
legitimate requirements. And one of those requirements
just so happens to be a very pretty lady,
dressed provocatively pretending to talk
on the phone. Why? Why Ricky? I knew you'd ask. To entice the viewer watching
at home to pick up the phone and call the number that will appear at the
bottom of their screen. And sure it caters
to the male, 18 to 35 year old
demographic but that's neither
here nor there. There is nothing
pornographic about it... All right? Sorry dude. Hey Christy...
can you... lube those tits up a little
bit for me please? Sure Ricky. Thanks, you're the best. Besides, the money's
not nearly as good. Whatever you say, dude. Don't judge. Christy...you ready
to make some magic? Ricky, what's my motivation? Motivation? I don't know. Like, why am I doing
what I'm doing? Yeah, I'm aware of what
motivation means, thanks. The phone isn't
even plugged in. Aren't people going to notice? You're right, dude. This is hard work. F*** you. Annnnnnd ACTION! [cell phone rings] (mouthing)
Sorry. Sorry. Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hey Marlene. Is she coming? Good to hear from you too. I'm doing fine
thanks for asking. I'm sorry Marlene. How are you? Well,yesterday in
Yoga, there was-- Is she coming? Well, it just so
happen you're in luck. I was able to convince
your lovely ex-fiance to join us on your
little camping trip. [mouthing words] Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm staring at her right now. Does she look pretty? You know she does. How did you manage
to get her to come? Well, let's just say
that I have my ways. Thank you so much. Marlene...
I owe you. I owe you. No. No, you really don't. No, I really appreciate... Hello? Hello? [giggling] [] I don't understand how you
could be so mean to Jason. Renee? Jesus, you scared me. When you called you said something
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