Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe Page #2
- Year:
- 2007
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about weird dreams that you were having. Nightmares. The same ones over
and over again. For how long? Well... Ever since I've
been coming here. Please, describe
your dream. Well... I'm strapped to a table
and there are these weird... Things. I can't really explain it. But they're watching me. And they're doing
these tests on me. What kind of tests? Sounds like an
S&M dream to me. That's hot. It felt so real. Is there anything else you can
remember about your dream? Any details about
your surroundings? Anything at all... No. I'm sorry... What do you
suppose it means? Why is it
happening to me? Renee, when you first
came into this store, I could see there was
something special about you. You're in touch
with an energy, a spirituality
if you will.. I don't know how
to say this... But there are some
people, like you, who are windows to the
infinite possibilities. And there are others... ...who are more like doors. Thick and wooden doors. Do you think I'm tapped
into another world? Maybe. Or it could be nothing
more than a dream. But it seemed so real. I did say that the dark arts
shouldn't be taken lightly. Maybe you're just not ready
for this level of magiks. Maybe we should scale back-- No, I know I'm ready
for the next step... Trust me I'm ready. I'm sure I'm ready. Listen... Remember that place you
were telling me about. Well, we'd like
to try a seance. That girl that went
missing years ago... Her name was Summer. Well, we'd like to
try and contact her. Any suggestions? Renee... I'm ready. Big book. Top shelf. But Renee... You gotta be careful. Contacting the
other side-- Thanks. You've always been
a great teacher... God Renee, why are
we even doing here? Everything's so
goddamn old. We're in a used
bookstore Jasmine. What do you expect? I don't
get it. Can't you get
something new? If you want the goods you've got to get
the real-deal. I'm too short. I got it. Just reach up here. Stop it. Aren't you guys
taking this new age lesbian witch
thing a bit too far? I'm bi. Since when? Since two weeks ago. What can I say? I'm a witch. More like a sexy
b*tch if you ask me. 'Cause that's the
way you like me. Hey, wait... It has an inscription. "To my dearest, Vincent. Yours forever, Maria." How sweet. Yeah. Ain't love grand. They're probably
divorced by now. Nice, Jasmine. Nice. Sixteen-fifty please. Renee, listen... Your friends think
you're playing a game, these aren't toys... If you're not careful, you're all in for a whole
different world of hurt. If this book is as
dangerous as you say it is, then why the hell are
you selling it to us? I need the money. Oh, and my life to you is
worth sixteen dollars? Whatever, old man. Actually I said you
were all in danger. That works out to
five dollars a piece. [giggling] Oh... the map. I almost forgot. I'm going to need a map
to get to this place. There you go. So this place... It has a lot of energy to it. Powerful energy. You'll feel it.
I guarantee it. Perfect. Thanks. No... Thank you. [indistinct voices] VOICE: She has reacted well
to our initial tests. The isotopes are
integrating with her DNA. Shall I continue? VOICE: Do it. [] [] I've got a good feeling
about this, buddy... [tuning radio] Just pick a station! Just need a moment
alone with her. Get things back on track. Are you sure you're
reading her right? I mean, I think she
made it pretty clear. We've been through
hell and back together. You mean high school? We can get through this too. If you say so. [] Yeehoo! [] [] Does he even suspect? Not even a little. You are sooooo evil. Oh yeah. Oh Jason... Oh yeah! Oh, you're so good! Yeah! Don't stop! Right there! Oh! Jason! [] Please don't let
there be bears. Please don't let
there be bears. What do you think
you're doing? I was going to go
talk to Jasmine. No you weren't. -I wasn't?
-No. What you're going to do
is give her some time and let things
happen naturally. Naturally. Yeah... That sounds good,
all right. Yeah. When the
time is right. Okay,
thanks Marlene. I appreciate it. Hey. Naturally. [indistinct noises] [water dripping throughout] [chains clanging] [mechanical noises] [heavy door shuts] VOICE:
The test begins now. [siren starts] [animal growling] [woman screaming] [] [] Hey!
Lover Boy! A little help! Sorry. Sorry. If you stare any harder you're going to burn a
hole right through her. Is it that obvious? She doesn't deserve you. You know
that, right? Does anyone
deserve anything? BOTH: Yes! You treated this
girl like gold. No p*ssy can
be that good. No offense. High school
sweethearts, Rick. My parents were high
school sweethearts and they made
it work. Why should it be any
different with us? I know we can
make this work. I love her. And that's all
that matters. And what if she
doesn't love you? Pass me that
spike, Rick? Are you guys
almost done? When are we
going to party? Pass me a beer. Thanks. Cheers. [] [] [] Do you think they
are watching? Of course. Help me out. Dude. [] I know. No. You don't know. You put a telephone
in her hand and a 900 number
across her ass... We make billions. 'Ricky get off me,
I can't breathe...' ...and she said 'are you sure that's
not a telephone in your pants?' And I was like... no way, baby. That's all Ricky! That's all Ricky
right there! [laughter] I don't believe
that... You don't
believe it? That's crazy. It's the truth. I swear to God
it's the truth. Damn that's funny. Good times. Good times. So, I'm not the only one,
who else has got a story? I do. You got one
boy-scout? Yeah, I've got an
embarrassing story. Let's hear it. I'll try my best. Jasmine, you might
remember this one. It's when
Jasmine was staying at her all girl
residency... Jason... No! Sounds juicy! And she wasn't allowed
to have guests... let alone a male guest
wandering the halls un-escorted... On this particular morning Jasmine had
gone to class already and she locked me in the
room, alone, obviously. And do you ever have
one of those mornings where you've got to go to
the bathroom really bad? Really bad. Well, this was one
of those mornings. And uh... I didn't want to
get her in trouble and try and get
out of the room and wander the halls,
she's going to get in trouble. So what do I do? I grab an empty
plastic water bottle. Oh snap!
You didn't. I did, dude, and that's
not the half of it. I mean, I had the
morning wood as well. So, there I am,
strategically placing the head of my penis into this water bottle, and I start pissing. And I think I'm in
the free and clear and I've got this thing beat but then, all of a sudden,
my hand starts burning because my piss is so hot. I'm sitting there going
[high-pitched shreik] ...like,
and the water bottle... my piss is so hot... that the, the... plastic of the water bottle...
is like, melting... So there I am...
[shreiking noise] And I don't want to drop it because I'll get piss
all over Jasmine's floor, right? [laughing, words unclear] Come on! What? That's gross. Dude... Don't ever tell
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