Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe Page #3

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that story again. -Dude I--

-Ah-ah! No! Ever again. [chuckling] Ever. I thought it was funny. And on that note... Okay my little witches... let's get witching. It's about time. So, Jasmine... We'll talk later, right? Sure Jay. Later. -Cool.

-We'll talk. Cool. I have a good

feeling about this. [animal roaring in distance] [] [door opens, siren starts] [chain clanging] [] [] Vicnam Hochac... Vicnam Hochac... [stumbling over words] [chuckling] Are you even

pronouncing that right? I don't know. I think so. This sucks. Hold on. I'll find another one. [sigh] What's that? I don't know. It looks like a

translation of a passage, spelled out phonetically. What's it for? I don't know. -Only one way to find out.

-Hey! Give me that. Menda Rotran

Carno Matron! Vytal Krank

Overt Mantron! It's only going to work if

we're all saying it together. Come on... ALL:

Menda Rotran Carno Matron... Vytal Krank Overt Mantron! I think we

contacted a cricket. I think we read it wrong. For all we know

it's Polish for "this book is

a waste of time". Summer Vale... We are calling you... If you're out there... Show us yourself. Contact us by

making a noise. Ooooooooo... Reneeeeeee.... [girls laughing] Forget it. This witch stuff sucks. Well... what are we going

to do instead? Come on Renee. Aren't you even the

least bit curious? Yeah, Renee. It'll be fun. You know... the power of three

and all that crap. Sorry girls... call me old fashioned,

but I likes me the penis. What on earth for? And you call

yourself a witch. [giggling] Don't wait up. [laughing] Menda Rotran

Carno Matron... Matron Krank

Overt Mantron. [sigh] Forget it... [siren starts] [siren dies down] [man breathing heavily] [] VOICE ON INTERCOM:

The knife. Pick it up. [] VOICE: This is the

spawn of the Kellipoth. It will kill you if you

do not kill it first. [] [] [] [struggling, grunting] [] [struggling, grunting] [] [struggling, grunting] [struggling, grunting] [struggling, grunting] [struggling, grunting] [] [] You're being

quiet again. Oh... Sorry. Guess I've been thinking. It's just... You ever just know when

something is right. It's in your gut! Yeah, yeah.

Sure thing buddy. I'm talking about destiny. Jasmine and I were

meant for each other. I know that wherever

we are in the world, no matter what I'm doing... When I look up at the moon... I know that she's

looking up at that same moon with me. [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] At some point you have to

put your trust in Ricky, and realizing what I'm

saying is the truth. Whatever dude. I mean, it's like

the old saying goes, there's so many more

hot fish in the sea. I know Ricky, I know. Oh, hey Renee. So where's

Jasmine... ...and Marlene? They're having a moment. Are they coming? Probably as we speak. Any luck with the voodoo? No. Nothing. Not even a-- [loud boom] What the hell was that? Sounded like thunder. That's weird. I didn't even see

any rain clouds. [] [] [monster breathing heavily] We should go and see

if Jasmine's okay. Marlene's out there too. You're right. Jasmine must be scared. If there's going to

be a storm we should-- Hey!

They'll be fine... Let's just

go back and sit-- [scream] Jasmine? Jasmine! Jasmine? Jasmine! Jasmine? Jasmine! -Jasmine!

-Jason! Marlene! Jason, over here! Marlene! Over here! Oh my god... Oh god! Jasmine! Oh my god!

What happened? Jasmine was

bitten by something and I don't

know what. Jason please, we

need to help her. I love her. I know. So do I. Jasmine... Ricky!

Get over here! What happened? She was attacked. Stay back guys,

give her some air. Was it a bear? Are we trespassing... Bears are territorial, right? No. It wasn't a bear. Look at that bite.

Look at that bite. I'm pretty sure it

had to be a bear. It wasn't a goddamn bear! There, there Jasmine.

It's going to be okay. Jason? Jason, what happened? Last thing I remembered

was Marlene and I-- Shhhhhh. Save your strength. Save your strength. We've got to

get out of here. We've got to get

her to a hospital. There's not a

hospital for miles. Ummmm... Guys? Are your cell phones working? Cause mine is dead. As in no signal? No... As in dead. No signal. No power. Mine too. Mine's not working either. Okay. What are we going to do? We need to think

of something quick. We need to think of something. Okay. We need a plan. Obviously, there's something

dangerous out there so we should

stay by the fire and hopefully it will

stay far enough away. Hopefully?

I'm sorry dude. I'm not sticking around

while some vengeful bear picks us all

off one by one. Bears don't work like that. Thanks forest ranger. How the hell do you know? It wasn't a goddamn bear! Okay, we'll just get in

our cars and go home. We'll take Jasmine with us. And we'll take

her to the hospital. Any objections? Renee?

No. Marlene? Marlene? [laboured breathing] [quiet growling] [scream] [quiet growling] [quiet growling] I won't let you hurt her. [gasping] [metal clanging] [loud battlecry] [] [] [loud battlecry] [] Who are you? [loud battlecry] [animal squealing] Jason. Jason, wake up. Jasmine. Yes, darling. It's me. Oh, Jasmine... What happened? You took a nasty

bump to the head. But it's okay... I'll take care of you. Everything's going

to be just fine. I thought we lost you. Never, I'll always

be there for you. Oh, Jason... Oh, Jasmine... Jason... who is this b*tch and why aren't you

fantasizing about me? Jason, wake up man, wake up! Huh, what? What's going on? Holy sh*t Jay! We're screwed! -Calm down.

-CALM DOWN?! Let me catch you up to

speed, little buddy! We are dead! Your girlfriend

has been attacked, now she's bleeding

all over the place. Marlene's been

ripped in half. And to top it all off,

the car engines... They're all dead too. Damn it. What? How do you know that? Huh? How do you know that? How do you know the

car engines are dead? I tried them all, man.

I tried them all. We're not going anywhere. What do you mean

you tried them all? Ricky, you were going to

take us with you, right? Screw you, man!

Screw you! There's a monster

out there... Okay... okay...

Cool cool. Where's Renee? I don't know. Haven't seen her

since the attack. I think it got her too. How long have

I been out? Half hour? Are you sure Jasmine's okay? Hey, yeah. I've been watching

over both of you. She's bleeding. I patched her up,

but she's fighting. She fighting. Hey, hey, hey... I put Marlene's body

in the trunk though. Why? So it wouldn't

attract the animals. Good. Good thinking. Did you see her? -Huh?

-The girl. She had the swords. She was doing like

the Hiya stuff... It was incredible. You would have remembered

her if you had seen her. Hey! You're

hallucinating, man. You're hallucinating. Get a grip. Yeah, yeah you're

probably right. We should go look

for her though. Look for who? Renee. We should look for Renee. Yeah. Listen, hey... I'll stay here and

look after Jasmine. But you should go. Okay. And if that thing

comes back, you start yelling

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