Date Movie Page #4

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Okay! Great!

This issue's six months old.

I hope he's still waiting.

He'd be a fool not to wait for my daughter.

Go get him, baby.

Thanks, Dad.

Taxi! Taxi!

Taxi!

Someone!

Someone please help!

Trick!

You're getting on my nerves!

I need to get across town fast.

- I owe you.

- Damn straight!

I'm Hitch, b*tch!

Come on. Open up!

Oh, please!

He's mine!

Keep your damn hands off my man!

I'm too late.

Julia!

Ohh!

What happens after the prince

rescues the princess?

She rescues him right back.

You make me want to be

a better man.

You had me at "hello."

I'm just a girl standing

in front of a boy...

asking him to love her.

What?

I'm also an ordained minister.

By the powers vested in me...

I now pronounce you

man and wife.

Show her some love, man!

- Bravo!

- Beautiful!

Yeah-

Julia!

This is for you.

It's a vaginal thermometer.

It lets you know

when you're ovulating.

It's been in our family

for generations.

And if you want to keep it

our lucky thermometer, don't ever wash it.

- Julia.

- Dad.

You're gonna have to find

a new waitress.

It's about time.

Come here.

Hey.

Take care of my daughter.

Come on.

Good-bye! Best of luck!

Hey, is it too late to crash

the Fockyerdoder wedding?

Bye.

And we lived happily ever after.

But not before we went on our honeymoon

to romantic Kong Island.

Help!

Please help me!

Help!

Keep the camera rolling.

Oh, God!

Help! Please!

No. No!

Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra!

- Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra!

- Ooh!

That feels kinda good.

A little... kinky.

Oh, yeah!

I like hairy boys.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Beautiful.

Yes, drink it.

You're gonna love it.

Is that Cos's hand on your booty?

Cut it!

I'm kind of an amateur tennis player.

I was playing,

it was a drizzly day...

and Roz came down and volunteered

to hold my balls and keep 'em dry.

- His balls-

- We got rained out anyway.

His balls are always wet,

whether it's raining or not.

Hey, is it too late

for one more parody?

It's on the Hudson...

with breathtaking views of the skyline.

Muy romntico!

Yeah! What? Okay!

Get crunk!

Hai!

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!

I'm your baby! Nyah-nyah!

Infantilism.

How often do you have sex?

I don't understand the question.

I mean, it's a PG-13 movie.

We're limited

to very mild sexual content.

Above the waist...

over the shirt, no tongues.

No tongue.

How about this week?

Nine.

A hundred and 27.

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