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l won't get irritated.

lf l don't get irritated then

my health and mood will stay sexy!

But both, her incoming

and outgoing are not working.

Half-blind aunt,

talk sense into your son.

A**hole, l'll kill you right away!

Bloody talking nonsense!

You know what you are doing, right?

l'm getting a boat in dowry.

Peter, better keep

your wife in check.

Otherwise, she, too,

will run away like David's wife did.

Briganza,

want some general knowledge?

Your sister has 12 moles on her body.

Eight have been seen by the

entire village, even your friends.

There are three which

only she can see.

And there is one which

only l can see, exclusively.

Do you want me to tell

you where it is, you scoundrel?

Peter!

Forget it.

Forget it.

Peter, you're getting married, right?

Better keep your wife tied down.

Otherwise, looking at this ill-omened

chap, she, too, will run away.

Briganza..

All this has happened

because of you. Shut up.

what did you just say?

l said, Peter,

you're getting married..

Hey, you hit my mother!

''Maria's father is a cheater..''

Mom!

what is it, mom?

How many times have l told

you not to fight with those rascals!

Yes? Hey, come on now, let's go home.

Bloody pig.

Aunt, l told him not to fight.

Get lost, you dog! Get lost!

Mom!

- Come on.

You will find it much tastier

if you eat with your hands.

Your wife might disagree,

but you should try it.

No, thank you.

Try it.

My house, my rules.

Hello.

Good evening, folks.

we have...guests.

what's for dinner?

So you found the time

to have dinner with us?

Mr. Smith, this is my son.

He doesn't have any

traits of his father.

But my wife assures

me that he is mine.

Eat your food quietly.

Don't force me to slap

you in front of everyone.

And tidy yourself up.

Please.

Fatima Bi (lady),

some flatbreads please.

what is it? why do you look so upset?

Nothing.

- l'll tell you.

She is not saying anything

because she is scared.

we've got a marriage proposal for Noor

from a very nice family in Lahore.

She wants to accept it right away.

But Noor..

Only you can talk

some sense into her.

Noor, my child, come here.

what do you say?

Should we send you to Lahore?

No.

Fatima Bi, you've been

with our family for 20 years.

l respect you.

lt's justified that you are

worried about your young daughter.

But if she isn't willing,

you shouldn't force her.

But she says that she

doesn't want to get married!

what's wrong in starting

things off if the family is good?

''what's wrong in starting

things off, huh?''

You were acting smart

in front of everyone.

Are you scared of a bad

name or your deed, a**hole?

Should l marry a stupid Pathan?

Should l go to Pakistan, huh?

what is wrong with Pakistan?

what is good about it?

Their cricketers.

Their...poets.

But what do l like?

Do you know?

what?

l like..

Agangster!

This is groovy, man.

Groovy.

David, coming?

You alright?

You alright?

Don't go out.

Your father will get angry.

How will he know?

Jehanzeb..

lf l know something, he knows it too.

David..

You have better things to do.

Let's go..

Party!

Hey.

what's your name?

David.

what's your name?

My name's Mariyam.

He's my son, David.

what's your name?

Mother..

wedding should take place next month.

l'll bear all the expenses.

Three hundred thousand

in cash as well..

My blessings, for the couple.

l need time to think.

lt will be better.

will you ask the

girl to come, please?

A big piece of land back there.

My second blessing, for the couple.

Fine. But will you

call the girl, please?

Two flats in Panjim.

My third blessing..

For the couple. - For the couple.

At least call for the girl.

Blessie!

And she has even

done a beauty course.

She is very good in waxing.

Have a look.

Have a look.

She has done everyone's

waxing in this house.

This house is also on her name.

My fourth blessing...for the couple.

Today she made me meet a baldy.

ln future she will make

me meet a dumb, deaf, lame girl.

l don't want to get married!

l know for sure.

Mom is seeing someone.

She's having an affair.

She wants me to get

married and get rid off me,

so that she herself can

settled down with someone

Bonehead, your mother was

young when your father passed away.

She didn't do anything back then.

And now, when she wants you to settle

down so that she can die in peace..

You are accusing her.

But l can't get married, Frenny.

l don't get along with women.

So do you get along with me?

Yes, l do.

Because when Annie

left me at the altar..

Everyone laughed at me.

You were the only

one who cried with me.

How many times do l

have to tell you, David?

Annie stole money from

the till and ran away.

That's the reason l cried.

But...you cried with me, right?

Come on, uncle. - But..

Come on, time's up,

enough of massage. Come on.

You were the only one, right?

That's when l promised myself..

That l'll involve you

in every aspect of my life.

what mess has Annie got me into!

Darn her!

Come on..

Let me share a secret with you.

lt should be top-class, got it?

Have you heard about Screwy-Santa?

That's me. Screwy-Santa.

Mom..

Yeah?

Hey!

Come on! Get lost!

Never come back to my massage parlor.

what is this?

l'm trying to make

things better for you..

And you are yapping about

Screwy-Santa all across the village.

ldiot.

But, dad,

Frenny won't tell anyone about it.

She is my friend.

what kind of a friend is she?

She's not your friend.

when Annie left you, you became

the butt of everyone's joke, right?

when these people will find

out about your Screwy-Santa act..

..they will fry you

like a fish and eat you up.

Okay. Fine.

But you tell mom

not to get me married.

Oh, man. She never listened

to me when l was alive.

why will she after l'm dead?

You miss mom, don't you?

Shut up.

But there's one thing.. - Yes?

Had l been alive,

l would've repaired..

..the short-circuit

between you and women.

But it's still not too late.

Come on, let's get

drunk and discuss women.

No.

Hey!

No. l don't want to drink.

Are you or aren't you my son?

Hey, come on, man.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come, let's get drunk.

Sorry.

l'm David. Aguitarist.

l was here yesterday as well, sir.

You were here yesterday.

You are here today.

You'll be here tomorrow

and the day after as well.

So what do l do?

Sir, if l could meet Mr. Trilok..

Andy, get me a cup of coffee, please.

Sit.

Thank you.

l've been his manager for many years.

l know, sir.

That's why l've come to you.

Sir, if you want..

To want..

lt's important to have something..

Sir, l don't have something..

But, sir, l have a gift for you.

what's this? - lt's imported, sir.

Made in Hong Kong. - Oh!

And this is made in Bandra.

And what is this?

- My demo tape, sir.

For Mr. Trilok.

Please.

B*tch!

Bull..

Mummy! Hi!

Hi! Mamma's rock star!

School's over?

Hey, man.

How was school? Good? Fine?

- Fine.

Are you hungry? - Yes.

Yeah? Hi, dad.

Hi, uncle.

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