Dawn of the Felines

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To Felines Everywhere

Juri Ihata

Satsuki Maue

Michie

DAWN OF THE FELINES

Overwhelming support from customers!

Masako.

Yes?

Tell me something.

What?

How long have you been doing this?

A year.

Did you ever get off

while doing it with a customer?

What?

Just asking.

Never.

Well then, what was the grossest guy like?

Grossest?

Yeah.

Uh, you know...

like a pervert.

Why do I have to tell you that?

Well...

just curious, I guess.

Like I would tell you just to help get you off?

Then, how about...

Could you just shut up?

Look, I've got to suck some guy off now.

Sorry.

Masako, we're here.

Well, see ya.

Good evening.

Come in.

Thank you.

The top level plan, double.

As usual...

Masako speaking.

I'm at the customer's place.

The top level, double.

Yes.

I'll go home afterward.

Yes, I'm alright.

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Strip.

Yes.

There.

How many times is this?

The third.

How much?

A double, 24,000 yen plan.

Then...

I'll add 10,000 yen more for actual sex.

Okay.

All right, then.

What are you always

looking at on your computer?

The world.

The world?

Right.

A World Brimming With Immorality

Like what?

Everything and nothing.

Like young people who don't have sex.

Scandals that the masses jump upon.

Or the words of gaffe-prone people.

And?

And...

I post something.

Is it fun?

Not really.

Say...

since you're off, why not stay the night?

Thanks.

But...

I'll go home today.

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Well, well.

Give us a smile.

Hurry up!

Don't lag behind.

Hi, this is Yui.

Huh? A shrine?

What? A shrine?

I see you.

Hi.

I'm Mikami.

Nice to meet you.

Two days, right?

6,000 yen a day, so 12,000 total.

Here.

Is there anything I should know?

He can take care of himself.

OK, let's meet here in two days.

Go.

It's for table No.4.

He's a creep. The driver, you know.

Horikiri, right?

He asked about gross customers,

but he's the gross one.

People in this business should know better.

The agency's been easy

but maybe it's time to move on.

You'd do well as a hostess.

No, I can't keep in touch with customers.

With this job you pop it up, lick a bit,

and finish with a splat.

Don't be disgusting.

No love required.

Other jobs don't require it too.

That's true.

It's the agency. We gotta go.

What a pain.

I had five customers.

- Sounds tough.

- That's incredible.

Yeah, it really was.

Your jaw would drop.

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Man, you serious?

What's up with you, Haruka?

F***!

She's not answering the phone.

Crap, what to do?

Think! Think!

Hitomi. You got time, right?

You can do me the favor

and stand-in for Haruka, right?

I guess so.

Thanks! Please hurry.

Hurry up, hurry hurry...

Why's the update taking so long?

Sorry.

What is this?

No, no. It's nothing.

Finish it already! You've got other sh*t to do!

Hurry!

You're Haruka from now, remember?

With the sexy face, okay?

Go out and get 'em, tiger!

See you later.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi there.

You've got an appointment with Kaneda.

Okay.

I wonder how much extra time he'll want today.

Nice guys like him are rare.

He's nice, yes, but...

Huh?

He doesn't do anything. Kaneda can't do it.

Wait, wait a sec...

Here we go...

The legendary Mr. Tobio.

Give him something he'll remember.

Sure.

Right here, okay?

Can I take photos for the site?

Allow me to do it.

- Hurry up!

- Sorry!

- Hurry up!

- Sorry.

Here.

Thank you for seeing me again.

Hello.

Shall we?

Taxi.

Say...here.

What is this?

Push the button.

Oh...okay.

Why did you stop?

I don't really like this.

Thanks.

Yes.

You are at the North exit?

She'll be right there.

Yes, thank you.

Masako, it's your turn.

He's a regular.

I'll try to give him better service than usual.

That's what I'm talking about.

See ya.

Bye.

Have fun.

- Pick up the phone.

- Sorry.

F***ing hell.

Boss.

Everyone's out.

Why didn't I even get an open call?

Look, I treat everyone fairly.

You do favors for the other girls.

At this rate, I'll have to change agencies.

You have to do more for the customers.

I receive a lot of complaints about you.

For real?

Jerking just isn't enough for guys.

Put yourself into it and make him

believe you see him like a lover.

Know what I mean?

Jerking is all I got for gross old men.

That's what they sense.

I don't want to say it out loud,

but when you're in the mood,

you gotta do the horizontal bump.

Are you telling me to screw?

No no no, I'm not saying that.

My point is, you gotta be this serious.

You want to ask me something?

Do you ever get off

while doing it with a customer?

Never.

Dumb ass.

Sorry, sorry.

You annoy everyone.

Thank you.

It's time. What do you want to do?

An extension, please.

Sure.

It's Rie. Two-hour extension.

Yes.

So...

here.

This is too much.

With that,

may I ask for you

to see me in private?

Ask me anything,

whatever you want.

What do you want to do?

Nothing. I don't need that.

Lie down.

Touch me.

After all, you paid for it.

Please suckle me.

Nice to meet you, I'm Yui.

I want to change.

Huh?

Just kidding.

Kidding.

Surprised you, no?

Were you hurt?

A bit.

Was it far?

A bit.

Come on in.

You're so cute.

What is it?

You're really cool.

Kissing you isn't gross at all.

Seriously?

Thanks.

Come in, over here.

You see disgusting men.

Yeah, really gross old men.

Poor old men.

Really yucky.

What do you do?

Me?

I'm a comedian.

Really.

Yeah, do you like comedy shows?

I hardly watch them.

I see.

Well, I'm not famous at all.

Is that so? You aren't funny?

I am funny, but...

just too many comedians in the biz.

It's tough.

Like anything.

Can I see your tits?

Your tits are cute.

Ow!

Why did you pinch me?

Cute tits make me want to pinch.

I haven't taken a shower.

It doesn't matter.

- Who needs a shower?

- I do.

No, you're fine like this.

I can see everything.

Seeing it all turns me on.

Got a girlfriend?

No girl for me.

Why?

Oh, it's in.

It's in...

accidentally, right?

Kenta, dig in.

It's Gappa! Gappa is angry!

Father, where is Gappa going?

To his family.

Family?

Yes.

Cause people are no good.

Did your mom do this?

Gappa, are you alone?

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Could you just shut up?

Look, I've got to suck some guy off now.

Yeah, it's me all right.

What you said breaks my heart.

What?

Well, you wouldn't see a customer privately

that you didn't care for.

"For those wanting to remove the mosaics..."

He's making money off this?

What's wrong with him? The slug.

I'll flame his ass.

Flame?

I'm not sure how much I can do.

We must teach immoral people like him a lesson.

I hate this kind of guy.

Help yourself to pizza.

Thanks.

By the way, where do you live?

Huh?

I'm homeless.

How come?

It's a long story.

Where do you sleep?

Motels and cybercafes.

You can crash here if you need to.

Why?

Huh?

Why are you being nice to me?

No reason.

Then...

you get a freebie when I stay over.

No.

I'll call your agency for that.

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