De Dana Dan Page #11

Synopsis: Singapore-based Nitin Bankar's education was paid for by his employer, Kuljeet Kaur, and he, after the passing of his father, works as an unpaid maid-chauffeur for her until such time he pays off whatever she had spent. He is in love with gorgeous Anjali Kakkad but her father refuses to give his consent for this alliance. Desperate to get out of this situation, Nitin attempts suicide, albeit in vain, and then cooks up a scheme to abduct Kuljeet's pet, Mulchand, demand a hefty ransom, and then marry Anjali. He seeks assistance from his equally deadbeat-courier deliveryman, Ram Mishra, who wants to wed tall and pretty Manpreet Oberoi, and both book a room in Pan Pacific Hotel. However, Murphy's Law and a host of assorted characters get involved - resulting in hilarious and uncontrollable chaos.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
162 min
$1,000,000
Website
2,062 Views


...do you want to gather

everyone around again?

Then, let everyone know.

I want to know as well.

I spent so many years

with this man.

But, Brother he never

looked at me lovingly.

And, such a man with

a unfamiliar woman...

That means...

No, we'll go to his room.

Come on. - Come on.

- Let's go.

Let me check the cupboard.

Nitin's not here.

Oh God. A headless corpse.

What happened?

- What happened?

What happened?

Who is she?

I don't know who she is?

How did this girl enter your

room without your knowledge?

I don't know who she is?

Hey girl, tell me who you are?

Tell me, or else I'll slap you.

She must've come here to steal.

Call the police.

- Yes, come.

Hey. I didn't come here to steal.

I came here because he called me.

I called you?

Didn't you call me here?

Remember our deal.

Either you'll marry me,

or give me money.

Oh, God.

- I didn't say anything like that.

I'll slap you if you say that.

Then, what did you say?

I said, I'll come to your room

to give the money.

And you said I'll come

to your room.

So, it's true that you called her here.

Because...

- Shut up.

If you say another word,

I'll forget how old you are.

I want to die.

I want to die.

You've defamed the entire family

by calling this cheap girl here.

Aren't you ashamed of

doing such cheap things?

What shall I do?

Shall I wait or leave?

Get lost, or else I'll throw you

out of the window.

She's that type of a woman.

Hey, don't scream at me.

I know what your family honour is.

Don't lock horns with me.

I'm all alone, get that.

If you dare lock horns with me,

I'll gather everyone around...

...and reveal the truth to everyone.

The scoundrels.

Get lost.

- I'll kill myself.

I don't want to live.

Listen to me.

Call that Chadda,

he's the one who asked me...

...to give the money to this girl.

That's why I called her here.

He knows her.

He'll tell you the truth.

Sir, how much sugar?

Do you've poison?

Fine, I'll tell you all the truth.

I don't know any such girl.

I don't have such a relative.

And, I never asked him to

give the money to anyone.

What? You didn't tell me?

No.

You didn't tell me?

- No.

You dare lie.

I'll skin you alive.

What are you doing?

Have you come here

to ruin the marriage?

To defame the family honour.

That man is lying.

If you talk anymore nonsense then,

I'll break your teeth.

Quiet.

Forgive me.

I feel ashamed to say that,

he's my brother-in-law.

I apologise to you.

I'll give you Rs.5 lakh more.

For the sake of my family's honour.

Even the Lord forgives one mistake.

And, you're greater than him.

Please.

Fine, fine...

But I don't want to

see this man again.

You won't.

I promise you won't.

Okay.

- 'Oh, yes.'

You devil. - Don't forget,

that I'm an ambassador.

Ambassador?

You're not even a fiat.

You're a bullock cart.

Look, if you darestep out of the room

before my daughter's marriage.

Then I'll rip you apart.

Come on, come on,

Oh, yes.'

Room service.

Room service.

Come in.

Yes?

Tea.

- But I didn't order for it...

But the order was made

from your room, sir.

May be, my wife ordered for it.

But she has gone out.

Then, you drink this tea.

- I don't drink tea.

Sir, it's special tea. Do drink it.

Especially for Vlp's.

And, you won'teven be billed for it.

- Sir.

Smell it once, sir.

The aroma will enchant you.

Drink it down in one gulp.

It will taste bitter,

but it'svery good for your digestion.

Is this tea, or castor oil?

Get out.

I'll have to wipe myself

before I fall unconscious.

What was that?

Swine flu.

Murari.

Murari. Murari.

Murari.

It's me, Suber.

- Suvar (pig).

No, Suber.

How drunk are you?

The party... party...

Will you keep drinking

if you get it for free?

Pa...

- How many pegs did you have?

What is your room number?

- No...

Your room number, not mine.

Not mine, your room number.

Take it easy...

Sir.

What are you doing here?

Mr. Wilson.

- I'm attending a relative's wedding.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to apprehend a cheat

regarding a cheque case.

I've heard that he's attending

the marriage as well.

Really? Who is he?

Some Harbansh Chadda.

But he hasn't arrived yet.

Chadda, who says he hasn't arrived.

He's already here.

- What?

Just a minute.

I found him, I found him.

I got the room number of

that cheque defrauder 5018.

Today, I'll rip his heart out.

I'll hide in Nonny's room.

Chadda. Chadda...

Who is it now?

- Open the door.

Who are you?

What are you doing?

Where's that coward?

- Coward? Who are you refering to?

Your husband, he's been deceiving

the police for so many months.

I'm going to bury him today.

I'm going to bury him.

He's not here, and get out of here.

He's right here, and you've hid him.

Who are you to ask about him?

Police...

And, he can't escape me today.

Come out.

Who is he?

He's not my husband.

What's going on?

Don't run.

Where are you running off to?

Stop, you fool.

Hey.

Who is it?

Boss, he's in room no. 8013.

Take some people along

to catch him.

Boss, you just said don't

spend anymore in the hotel.

That's why I sent them

out to have lunch.

Open the door.

You've been evading the police

for so many months.

Today is going to be your last.

I won't spare you today.

You can't escape from me today.

Open the door,

I know you are inside.

Open the door, or I'll break it.

What's happening?

Open the door. Open it.

Where's my daughter?

You're entire family is

waiting for you inside.

Thankfully some fool

opened the cupboard.

That's fine,

let bygones be bygones.

That old hag is waiting for us

with the money.

Let's take the money

and start a new life.

We're in a real fix here.

Come on.

Stop crying, be brave.

It's said, before your luck shines...

...you go through a very bad phase.

That's what happened with me as well.

But now our bad phase has passed.

You must have heard that saying.

When God gives,

he gives in bundles.

The saying is,

He gives in abundance.

Stupid.

You can do whatever you like.

I don't have any more

money to spend.

If you don't get that money...

...then, consider that everything's over.

All she cares about is money.

What?

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"Why do you think only about money?"

"Why do you like money so much?"

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"How nice.

How wonderful is money."

"Tell me something,

why aren't you afraid of that Lord?"

"Money."

"What's so great about money?"

"I can pile them up before you."

"I'll shower you with money,

if you agree to be mine."

"I'll shower you with money,

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Priyadarshan

Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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