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So where is Rose's money?

Rose?

- My Grandma.

I'll give you a rose, a rose...

Did you really think we were mad?

She'll never see those 3000 guilders again.

3000 Guilders?

You stole 3000 Guilders from her?

You a**holes!!!

Listen, little boy...

Don't even think of betraying us.

Then you'll regret it, you understand me?

Say it!

- What?

That you won't betray us.

- I won't betray you.

And to show that we're reasonable people...

we brought you something nice.

There you go.

Chicken bone.

Goodness!

Is it raining so hard? You're drenched!

Come here a moment.

Everything ok?

- I slept badly...

I didn't have a good night, either.

Look what I have.

Where did you get this?

I found it.

Are you going to stuff it?

- I'll bury him

Hi Alex.

- Hi Dad.

Alex?

Shall we go to the carnival tonight?

Yes, that sounds like fun!

That's a strange hobby you have.

Lukas, cut the heart up.

-No thanks, I don't feel like it.

I said, cut this heart up.

Why should I ?

Feed your own dogs.

I've had enough of the insolence

You will do what I say, understand?

Now, then.

Cut the heart up.

Here, you do it.

Get lost, he asked you!

- I did it yesterday, it's your turn

Have you ever worked out how many cows

must die each year, to feed those dogs ?

Now let's see... That's 2 beef hearts per dog per day...

Multiplied by 365 days...

2190 cows per year!

He's an animal abuser.

- He's a mass murderer.

With binoculars, you can see the moon orbiting other planets

With the bigger telescopes, you can see 3000 times

further than with our bare eyes

What you see in front of me is the telescope from

my Dad. It magnifies 60 times.

In the universe, the distances are measured

in light years...

...and with our bare eyes we can see a distance

of 600,000 light years.

And that means that we can in fact see,

600,000 years into the past.

Number 23, you must got to the hospital and deliver the package.

Now, shut up for a while.

Yes, I work as a scooter courier

Number 23, number 23, where the hell are you ?

Come in, number 23!

Did the patient die?

- Where were you, a**hole?

I had to pee.

-I had to send someone else. Don't turn the radio off again!!!

Evelyn...

That was a nice presentation!

- Oh, thank you!

Your dad has a fun hobby !

I would love to see through a real telescope.

Oh this is just a small one.

In the attic, he has a really big one.

I'll ask my parents if you can come and look sometime.

Wow, really?

I'd enjoy that!

Where'd you get that jacket?

- I bought it.

Without discussing it with me first?

- Hey, you're not my mother!

That's not what we agreed, a**hole.

- Ok, get off then!

How do you mean?

-Get off now, this is my bike!

Hey, do you want a ride?

Who's in charge here?

-... but we agreed...

- Who is the boss here?

You...

- Ok, that's good. Lets get out of here.

Crumbs, see the price of these ear rings?

795 Guilders!

Crappy Jewelery.

Hey, look who we have here...

It's our Chicken Bone. What a coincidence.

Lets go get him, then.

- Sure, lets do so.

What do you want from me?

Take a seat, boy.

I must go to my music lesson!

Ah, what a pity

You must go to music school.

What do you play?

Looks to me that you play the violin

I think he plays the bagpipes

wearing one of those skirts.

I bet that there is a violin in this bag.

Ah, look.

That's a weird violin!

Ah, you are really smart.

Look Evert, This boy can read notes!

- You think that's good?

An ape is smarter

They can eat nuts!

Let me see!

My Book!

-Sit down!

- I want my book!

Shut your mouth and listen to me.

We're going to have a nice little conversation.

Number 1. Tell me if you have kept your brave mouth shut.

You're breaking the reed.

Stop that, it's brand new!

- You still haven't answered me!

I'm talking about your Grandma. Has she

gone to the police?

- She should have because you're criminals.

Oh, is that what you think, then?

Stop!

- Answer my question!

No!

Good, that's very good.

I don't want to find out that you lied to me...

If my father see's what's happened to the clarinet

he'll get really angry.

- Give it to me!

Nothing will happen to this flute for as long

as you do what we tell you.

- Exactly!

Now, all that you have to do it go and take that bag...

It's that easy. You take that bag and you get

your flute back.

You can't be serious.

- I am very serious!

Ok stupid,

Run up to her and rip that bag from her hand...

You hear me?

Did you hear me? Ok then.

And then run to the marketplein and wait

at the jewelers for us.

And keep the bag closed.

- Yeah, that goes without saying.

Now, start moving!

Alex, is that you?

Why the red face?

I walked fast.

- Ah, that's the way to do it.

A bit of sport won't do any harm.

- Can you get the phone please?

Alex speaking.

I've never seen a coward as bad as you before.

You obviously don't mind going to your music lesson without

your flute, then?

So are you going to answer me or shall I break

it in two right now?

I'm still here

- Good

Now, answer me.

Do you want the flute back?

Then you can buy it back.

Fifty Guilders and it's yours again.

But...

- You hear me. Fifty Guilders.

Otherwise, I'll break in right in the middle.

Say that to your Dad.

Tomorrow evening, 7pm by the fountain in the market square.

Shi.....

Who was that?

Oh, just someone from school.

Hi Rose.

- Hello Alex.

Is my mom coming to dinner?

Is everything ok?

Look at this.

I'll go and wash my hands.

Now, that doesn't look too good.

I hope that we can make it good again.

Rose?

Do you get scared sometimes?

What do you ask that?

- Just because...

Yes, I do get scared sometimes.

What are you scared of?

For example, ending up in an old persons home.

I'm scared of that.

But, why is that so scary?

God, Alex, I think it would be horrible to be treated like

a small child again.

After being able to take care of yourself for

so many years...

It's like starting all over again.

And you must hope that you're healthy,

otherwise it's really bad then.

No way out then.

Just like Granddad.

Yes, just like Granddad.

Were you scared when you were broken into?

Of course I was scared.

But I don't want to talk about it anymore.

That we have already agreed upon!

So, have you got the money with you?

That's not enough. We said fifty Guilders!

- I have a bit more!

There, you can make a wish now.

Ah, they were the last few cents out of your

money box, eh Chicken Bone?

Right?

I don't hear anything...

Is it not true?

Yup, it must be true.

You must have a pink piggy bank

just like a baby.

Say it then. I'm a baby with a pink piggy bank.

Come with me.

Good.

Now let's try it again

Say:
"I'm a baby with a pink piggy bank"

Shall I break it in half now?

Give it back!

Say it!!!

I have a pink piggy bank

- That's not what I said!!!

Just break it.

What?

- Smash it then!

Ah, it's like that, is it?

We'll break you somehow.

We will break you.

Look at that poodle!

Can you imagine Ronnie doing that, with his

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