Dead Mary Page #4

I don't think he's coming back.

Now what?

-What about her?

-Well, she's not coming out of there.

Listen, I am still not convinced.

-Surprise, surprise.

-It is impossible.

You guys, we really need to not be fighting

with each other right now, okay?

You're right.

Every time I close my eyes,

I see those pieces of my friend.

We don't need to relive it.

Maybe you do, Kim.

Maybe you need to think about

what might have happened

if we hadn't been there to witness it.

Think about how that thing

that used to be your boyfriend

might have put itself back together

and come up to the cabin, and then what?

He looked exactly the same.

Maybe he crawls into bed with you, Kim,

and maybe for old time's sake,

you let him, huh?

Shut up.

You tell me what happens next.

-Maybe you suck that thing off.

-Shut up!

Maybe you let that thing get inside of you.

For God's sake, Kim. You just put a f***ing

shovel through your boyfriend's head!

-You're disgusting.

-Would you listen to me?

Kim.

You listen to him.

What's your point?

My point is, we would not know.

He looked exactly the same.

Dead Matt would be here with us now,

having a coffee or hanging around

or making some bacon or I don't know,

maybe turning us

into whatever the hell it was that he became.

Qr maybe that's already happened.

Maybe it happens to you when you're alone.

Lily.

-She was alone in the woods the whole day.

-But she's all tied up, right?

Yeah, she is, but you're not.

-What? You think I'm like that?

-Lily said she saw you down in the woods.

-Lily said she saw you killing Matt.

-I was in bed.

-So you keep telling us.

-No.

-No, this is insane.

-Maybe Matt was just always like that.

Dead Mary.

What about it?

You were alone in that bathroom

for an awful long time.

So what? So were you.

Yeah, not as long as you were.

It's a game.

It's supposed to be a f***ing game.

There's no real Dead Mary.

I mean, what are you trying to say?

That one of us actually conjured her up

in the mirror last night?

Even before that.

You were alone yesterday down by the lake.

-You tried to call Ted.

-So what?

-And you took that nap in the afternoon.

-You're saying that I'm not me?

Maybe none of us are.

Maybe I'm the only one left.

Hey, I'm myself.

Can you prove it?

I changed my mind. Bring Lily out here.

-What?

-We test her.

-How?

-We cut off her hand and see what happens.

Does that mean we can get to cut off your

hand next, Eve, and see what happens?

I'm not cutting my hand off.

But I'll cut hers.

Nobody is cutting anyone's hand off.

Jesus, Lily was alone in the woods,

and Amber's back there with her now.

Dash, Amber was alone

with her before, remember?

You were alone with her all night, last night.

So?

-Now what?

-Wait for Ted.

Like that's ever been an option.

What? You're really just

gonna walk out of here?

-What choice do we have?

-Matt went outside and he died.

Then we could all just kill each other

in this room.

How about that?

I'm not f***ing walking out of here.

Amber?

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.

You know I didn't mean that.

You know I love you, right?

You know I love you. It's just...

Just go away, Dash.

-Angel...

-No.

You can't talk to me like that. You can't

talk to me like that in front of everybody.

Angel, I know, okay?

It's just, this thing is so messed up.

Qkay? I am so messed up right now.

I'm not thinking straight.

No, you're not.

Amber, I gotta ask you a question.

-And it's about you and Baker.

-Qh, God. No.

-Baby...

-No, Dash.

-Not now. Please.

-You don't think I have the right to know?

I have the right to know.

Yes, and I have the right to say

that now is not the time to get into this.

What? Qkay, I'm not gonna freak out.

I'm not. Just what?

Come on, look at me. Qkay, it's me, it's me.

It's Dash.

Dash, go away. Please.

-Babe?

-Dash, go away, okay?

-Honey, honey...

-Go away!

So, what if Ted never comes?

Qne hit and it's already loose.

Give yourself some credit.

It's pretty artsy-craftsy.

Yeah, well, give me some popsicle sticks

and some pipe cleaners, and I'm all set.

-Here. Might wanna tighten that up a little.

-Thanks.

Think you'll be able to use it?

I don't know. I guess it depends on who.

Kim.

-I'm sorry about what I said earlier.

-Don't.

-No. I went too far, and...

-Stop.

-But, Kim...

-Stop.

I know why you think you need to,

and I know you're not really sorry.

Fine.

But you know, I just need to say that

if I had to choose, I'm glad it's us in here.

-Where were those?

-Under the brick.

-Great.

-So?

-So, one of us stays, one of us goes.

-I'll go.

Now, what if I'm not me and I ambush you?

I'd kill you with this

and whatever else I find in there.

-And what if there's nothing else in there?

-I'd kill you anyway.

I'm going.

-So, what do you see?

-Not much.

-Guns would be nice.

-Yeah. Well, you know what?

Call it a hunch, but I don't think

Ted's aunt and uncle are big into hunting.

I don't know if you've noticed,

but there really aren't enough

kitchen knives to go around.

Yeah. Well, just give me a second.

I'm looking.

You're taking too long.

Hold on.

What do you see?

There's a croquet set,

I don't know, a couple of oars.

Eve, you wanna step back?

-ls there anything sharp in there?

-Not that I can see.

Dash?

He's dead.

Stay back! Stop! Stop!

Stay back.

-Dash...

-Where's Dash?

Amber! Back in the house!

-Where is he?

-Get in the house and watch Lily!

Get back in the house!

Where is he?

He was one of them. He tried to kill me.

Qh, my God.

I made him wait outside

when I went in to check. He just came at me.

Lucky I found this.

Looks like he got you pretty badly, too.

We struggled over it.

So, what do we do? Door's busted.

We can't exactly corral him in here.

Get Amber to trade us her shovel.

Split up the body parts,

and bury him all over the lawn.

And what exactly are we gonna tell Amber

the shovel's for?

Plus, if he's anything like Matt,

he would just dig himself back up again.

-We gotta burn him.

-Here?

No, out in the woods.

-We have to.

-Not yet.

Hey, dude.

What's up?

Where's Amber, man?

Aren't you gonna have another crack at her,

now that I'm all tied up like this?

I know about you two.

The time you guys made it to third base

over a cheap bottle of wine in our own bed.

-You always treated her like sh*t.

-Yeah, man, but I married her, not you.

So, she's still inside guarding

that new girlfriend of yours? The crazy one?

She's gonna kill you.

Does she know anything about

the two of you cheating whores?

F***!

-F*** you!

-Talk.

How do you expect a guy to talk

when you go and do all that to his face?

I thought we were friends.

-What do you want?

-What do I want?

I want you to stop stabbing me

in the goddamn face with garden tools.

I'll kill you. I will kill you.

You kill me, I come back again!

It's one of those circle-of-life kind of things.

I'll kill you anyway.

But first I want a few answers.

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