Dead of the Nite Page #9

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The only thing I don't know is

Oh, come off it!

The only thing I don't know is why.

The only thing I don't know is why.

Look at me.

Why. Look at me.

I've been attacked.

Look at me. I've been attacked.

Yeah, by me.

I've been attacked.

Yeah, by me. No! Earlier.

Yeah, by me. No!

Earlier. Bullshit!

No! Earlier. Bullshit!

Will you just listen to me

Bullshit!

Will you just listen to me for one second?

Will you just listen to me for one second?

I'm telling you.

For one second? I'm telling you.

I've been attacked.

I'm telling you.

I've been attacked. Okay.

I've been attacked.

Okay. Say I believe you.

Okay. Say I believe you.

By whom?

Say I believe you.

By whom? I don't know.

By whom? I don't know.

My battery went.

I don't know. My battery went.

I couldn't see.

My battery went. I couldn't see.

All I know is someone knocked

I couldn't see. All I know is someone

knocked me out, and I woke up bound and

All I know is someone knocked me out, and I

woke up bound and gagged in the kitchens.

Me out, and I woke up bound and gagged in

the kitchens. Your battery's working now.

Gagged in the kitchens. Your battery's

working now. This isn't my camera.

Your battery's working now. This isn't

my camera. You must really think I'm

This isn't my camera.

You must really think I'm thick.

You must really think I'm thick.

Well, look, then.

If it wasn't you...

then, who?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aahhh!

Wakey, wakey.

Aah! Stop that.

Aah! Stop that.

It will affect the sound

Stop that.

It will affect the sound balance.

It will affect the sound balance.

Terribly sorry, but I can't have

Balance. Terribly sorry,

but I can't have you ruin my final shot.

Terribly sorry, but I can't have you ruin

my final shot. What do you want from me?

You ruin my final shot.

What do you want from me? Want from you?

What do you want from me?

Want from you? No, no, no, no, no.

Want from you? No, no, no, no, no.

You see, it's all about what I

No, no, no, no, no. You see,

it's all about what I can do for you.

You see, it's all about what I can do

for you. You see, I'm gonna make you...

Can do for you.

You see, I'm gonna make you... famous!

You see, I'm gonna make you... famous!

Just let me go, please.

Famous! Just let me go, please.

I swear, I won't tell anyone.

Just let me go, please. I swear,

I won't tell anyone. I promise.

I swear, I won't tell anyone. I promise.

You're missing the point.

I promise. You're missing

the point. I want people to know.

You're missing the point.

I want people to know. Now...

- I want people to know.

- Now...

- Now...

- ...are you ready for your

...are you

ready for your close-Up?

...Are you ready for your close-Up?

No! Please, no!

Close-Up? No!

Please, no! No?!

No! Please, no! No?!

I thought you wanted to be a

No?!

I thought you wanted to be a star.

I thought you wanted to be a star.

No, I don't.

Star. No, I don't.

I just want to go home!

No, I don't. I just want to go home!

Oh, come on now.

I just want to go home!

Oh, come on now. Don't be sad.

Oh, come on now.

Don't be sad.

Don't be sad.

Be happy!

Be happy!

This is the opportunity of a

Be happy!

This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

- This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

- Please, please,

- Lifetime.

- Please, please, let me go!

Please, please, let me go!

Tsk.

Let me go! Tsk.

You disappoint me.

Tsk. You disappoint me.

Amanda.

You disappoint me.

Amanda. You really do.

Amanda. You really do.

Ah, the youth of today... They

You really do. Ah, the youth of today...

They want it all wrapped up and

Ah, the youth of today... They want it all

wrapped up and handed to them on a plate.

Want it all wrapped up and handed to them

on a plate. They aren't prepared to put in

Handed to them on a plate. They aren't

prepared to put in the hard work!

They aren't prepared to put in the

hard work! What do you want from me,

The hard work!

What do you want from me, you freak?!

What do you want from me, you freak?!

Oh, freak... I like that.

You freak?! Oh, freak... I like that.

What do I want?

Oh, freak... I like that.

What do I want? I want you to die.

What do I want?

I want you to die. Why me?

I want you to die.

Why me? Why you?

Why me? Why you?

Well, let me see.

Why you? Well, let me see.

You disgust me.

Well, let me see.

You disgust me. That's why.

You disgust me. That's why.

Your kind get all the attention,

That's why. Your kind get all the

attention, all the money, while people

Your kind get all the attention, all the

money, while people like me get spat at!

Long hours, low pay, used to be admired.

Know what I mean?

Admired. Know what I mean?

Used to be admired, but now

Know what I mean? Used to be admired,

but now people pay false worship to the

Used to be admired, but now people

pay false worship to the idiot box.

People pay false worship to the idiot box.

The idiots watching with their

Idiot box. The idiots watching

with their plastic gods.

The idiots watching with their

plastic gods. Well, no more.

Plastic gods.

Well, no more. No more.

Well, no more. No more.

I ain't gonna be a faceless man

No more. I ain't gonna be a

faceless man in the crowd.

I ain't gonna be a faceless man in

the crowd. I'm gonna eradicate you

In the crowd. I'm gonna eradicate

you talentless, wannabe stars one by

I'm gonna eradicate you talentless, wannabe

stars one by one until people fear to be

Talentless, wannabe stars one by one until people

fear to be famous and realize who the true

One until people fear to be famous and

realize who the true gods in society are.

Famous and realize who the true

gods in society are.

Shall I tell you a little story?

Three years ago... Three long, lonely years,

my beloved wife was diagnosed with a rare form

Lonely years, my beloved wife was

diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.

Was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.

It was the only one in the

Of cancer.

It was the only one in the country.

It was the only one in the country.

What are the odds?

Country. What are the odds?

Anyway, on my wage, a copper's

What are the odds? Anyway, on my wage,

a copper's wage, we couldn't afford the

Anyway, on my wage, a copper's wage, we couldn't

afford the private clinics or flights to

Wage, we couldn't afford the private clinics

or flights to america, so, I had to watch my

Private clinics or flights to america, so, I

had to watch my beautiful, kindhearted wife

America, so, I had to watch my beautiful,

kindhearted wife deteriorate right before my

Beautiful, kindhearted wife

deteriorate right before my eyes.

Deteriorate right before my eyes.

She suffered more than anyone

Eyes. She suffered more than

anyone should ever suffer.

Here's the thing. Amanda, do you know

what the main news was that day on the

Amanda, do you know what the main

news was that day on the telly, hmm?

Main news was that day on the telly, hmm?

The main news the day my world

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