Dead on Campus Page #2

- OK...

- Super cute.

You look amazing!

- Yeah?

- Oh, my God!

You have to wear that.

- You think?

- Yes.

- (Alexa):
This sorority

is our family.

That you are

standing here today

means that we see

something in you.

A certain potential.

Few have it,

and even fewer

are able to realize it.

In order to become

one of our sisters,

you will have to prove to us

you have what it takes

to realize that potential.

As you stand here

in the darkness,

look deep into your heart,

into your soul,

and ask yourself:

Do I have what it takes?

I took you to the edge

I told you to get undressed

And you did

Because I told you

And I held you until morning

With nothing

In between us

We are not strangers anymore

I took you deep inside

A candle of your light

Sit down.

Your time has come.

Are you ready

to face your challenge?

Uh...

Yours is a quest, for you

and you alone.

You may not share

these details with anyone.

Not your friends,

not your family.

No one. Do you so swear?

Uh, yeah, I...

- You say, "I swear. "

- I swear.

- Now, open it

and read it aloud.

"I, Natalie Kellison, will... "

Read it.

- "I, Natalie Kellison, will

seduce a young man

of the sorority's choosing. "

- I don't think I can do...

- Silence.

You do not speak,

you do not ask questions.

You have until noon tomorrow

to accept this quest.

Do so, and you become

one of our sisters.

Don't...

...and you'll live forever

in obscurity.

(Sophia):
Come on. Spill.

- They said not to tell anyone.

- Mm. Anyone outside

of the sorority.

- They want me

to seduce someone.

- Oh, that's so much better than mine.

- I don't know if I can do it.

- Of course you can.

Who's the guy? Or is it a girl?

- It's a guy, but I don't

know who it is yet.

- Doesn't matter.

Guys are all the same.

Little smile, little skin, boom!

You're in.

- I don't know, it's just

not really my style.

Besides, I don't know how far

they want me to go.

Nat, hello! This is college.

You're bound to have

some random hook-ups,

this one just gets you

the golden ticket.

- Ready for your

future to begin?

Sumner Williams.

Sophomore, varsity track team.

Here, I'm sending it to you.

- Ugh... My ex

was a jock.

- You don't have to marry him.

What exactly do I have to do?

- Get him to notice you, get him

to go out with you, and then...

- And then what?

- Take him back to your room and rock his world.

- So you're saying I have to sleep with him?

- We're Delta Psi, not the Bunny

Ranch. You do whatever you want,

just make sure he's into you.

- Are we good?

- We're good.

Here's his class schedule.

He'll be getting

out of econ soon.

Go get him, little sister.

(phone ringing)

- Well, look at you,

all 21st-century!

- Can you see me OK?

- Yeah, Dad. What's up?

- Oh, no, nothing,

I just had to try this out.

Pretty cool, right?

- It's cool.

- I got Jenny one too,

but she's not too crazy

about this whole video thing.

- Yeah, well, the picture isn't always flattering.

- Nat... You know, someday you're

going to have to give her a chance.

Hey, look, Dad, I gotta go.

- I'll see you soon.

- Bye.

Uh, excuse me...

- Can you help me? I'm looking

for the Bregman Building.

Breg... Bregman,

that's across campus.

So you go past

the admin building,

you turn left, walk for about

30, 40 yards, and it'll be...

- You know, I'm really bad with

directions, do you think you could show me?

- I've got a class...

- Please? I'd really appreciate it.

- Yeah... Yeah, I can...

This way.

Thanks.

- (Natalie):
How do you

like school?

(Sumner):
It's all right.

- What's your major?

- Mechanical engineering.

- Really?

I'm in architecture.

Got something

in common already.

- I'm actually more into the

industrial applications of things, so...

Anyway, that's Bregman up there,

I've really gotta go. I'm sorry.

- Uh, wait.

I didn't even get your name.

- Sumner. I'm...

- Well, thanks, Sumner.

I'd have been lost

without you.

But hey,

can I make it up to you?

Maybe we can go out

to coffee or something?

Uh, sure...

- Why don't you put

your number in here?

OK...

- Ah, this'll do the trick!

- That'll turn a trick.

Isn't that the idea?

- Thanks for offering, but I think

I'll just go with my own stuff.

- OK. Um... Well, you have to at

least let me do your makeup.

Oh, um...

- You never go into battle

without war paint.

- Ugh... I don't know if I can

go through with this.

- Look, it's not like they're

gonna be in the room watching,

OK? Just get the guy back here, and do

as much as you feel comfortable doing.

- None of this

feels comfortable.

Just have fun, OK?

- (Sumner):
I like

to hike a lot.

No way! I love hiking.

You look different.

I don't usually wear makeup.

Hmm. You should.

You look good.

Not that you didn't look good

before, it's just, what I'm...

I get it.

Thanks.

- So, do you have

any brothers or sisters?

No, just me. You?

Yeah, sister. Danielle.

She actually works at the

school. She's a career counsellor.

Good person to know.

- I wouldn't be going here

if it weren't for her.

- I get a big break on tuition.

- Yeah, must be nice.

So she's older?

She's 12 years older.

- That's a pretty big gap.

Why'd your folks wait so long?

I don't know.

You never asked them?

- They, um... They died

when I was pretty young.

It was a car accident.

Oh... I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, uh... Danielle

pretty much raised me.

- So this is you.

- You don't live in the dorms?

No, with my sister.

- This... This was fun.

- We should do it again.

Yeah, OK. Yeah.

...Good night.

Uh... 'Night.

Good night.

You call that seduction?

What? It was a first date.

- Ugh, God.

It was like watching

Lady and the Tramp.

- You were watching?

- Of course we were watching!

The Delta Psis are fierce.

We get what we want,

and we get it when we want it.

You're going to have

to show us more.

A lot more.

- What do you

want me to do?

- Whatever you have to do to

make him want you.

Need you.

Lose sleep over you.

You have one more chance

to prove yourself.

One.

So, you actually like the guy?

- I mean, I didn't

expect to, but...

Yeah, I kinda do.

Is he into you?

- I mean, there were

moments I thought so,

but then...

I don't know.

- Look, you don't exactly

have the luxury of a long

courtship, here.

OK? You need to close the deal.

- Well, I'm not just going

to jump into bed with him.

I mean, even if I could.

- You can, and you should.

Or at least some major making out. You need

to show these girls what you're made of.

What am I made of?

- Nat, you're, like, one of the

coolest chicks I've ever met,

and I roll with some

pretty cool peeps.

- I just can't imagine my mom

doing anything like this.

She was so... respectable.

She was also young.

- I guess...

- You know,

it'd be a shame if I had

to join without you.

- You got in?

- Delta Psi forever!

(Sophia laughing)

- Hey.

- Hi, little bro.

- How you doin'?

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