Dead To Me

Season #1 Episode #1

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*Aubrey gets a call*

[Aubrey] Hello Rocky.

[Rocky] I'm gonna need you to babysit Chad.

[Aubrey] Sure thing. But why?

[Rocky] Because I need to get to work.

[Aubrey] Okay. I'll be there in a little bit.

[Edna] And where do you think you're going?

[Aubrey] I'm babysitting for Rocky.

[Edna] Are you getting paid?

[Aubrey] No.

[Edna] Have fun.

*Aubrey walks out the door and drives away*

[Rocky] I'm so glad you're here.

[Aubrey] I already know the rules. You can go.

[Rocky] Oh, thank you.

*Rocky gets in her car and drives away*

[Chad] Who the f*ck are you?

[Aubrey] Language Chad.

[Chad] Oh please! I can cuss if I wanna cuss.

[Aubrey] Shut the h*ll up and go upstairs. Get ready for dinner!

[Chad] Fine! Bossy bi*ch.

[Aubrey] That kid is getting on my nerves.

*rock music playing*

[Rocky] Yeah! God, I miss my childhood.

*a note falls out of the mirror*

[Rocky] What's this?

*Rocky reads the note*

[Rocky] Oh! When I bought the security cameras. The security cameras!

*Chad slurping noodles*

[Aubrey] Do you really have to do that here?

[Chad] I have to for energy. Stop being mean!

[Aubrey] Excuse me for a moment. Go upstairs you ungrateful brat!

[Chad] Jeez! Fine!

[Aubrey] Thank you.

*Aubrey walks outside*

[Aubrey] What's that place?

*Aubrey walks inside*

[Aubrey] What the h*ll is this place?

[Rocky] Come on car! Go faster!

*Aubrey logs into Rocky's computer*

*live video plays*

[Aubrey] What the f*ck?! Why is she watching Chad sleeping?!

*Rocky gets out of her car and walks in*

[Rocky] Aubrey?... what are you doing here?

[Aubrey] Why do you have security cameras?!

[Rocky] Because-

[Aubrey] I don't care anymore!

[Rocky] Leave my house now!

[Aubrey] God! You don't care at all.

[Rocky] About what?

[Aubrey] This!

*Aubrey kills Rocky*

[Aubrey] Sh*t! I have to get out of here.

*Aubrey gets in her car and drives away*

[Chad] Aubrey? Aubrey?! Stop playing games Aubrey.

*Chad walks into the room*

[Chad] Ah! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky, what the h*ll happened to you? Aubrey!?

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