Deadgirl Page #5

So has Wheeler.

So did you.

Stand back JT.

I'm taking her with me.

- There ain't nothing wrong with her.

- Bullshit.

Johnny's got his guts stuck back

into him and he's starting to smell

like f***ing rotten meat, okay?

He's starting to...

he's starting to smell like her.

- She bit him.

- No sh*t she bit him.

Now stand the f*** back.

I'm taking her with me.

You don't need to do that.

See, Johnny's dead.

F*** you, man.

Johnny is not dead.

Johnny's dead.

You don't get it, do ya?

Johnny is dead.

This b*tch is dead.

Now, you're dead too.

You're f***ing nuts, man.

You're f***ing nuts.

You'll like being dead.

Deadgirl likes it. Don't you?

Didn't know what I was going to do

after you boys messed her up.

But now I know, one bite from

her and I can make another.

What...just get off there.

(radio) My name is Kim.

How old are you Kim?

Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?

How long are we going to wait here?

I thought you said that we were

just going to come here and we're

just going to like f***ing get -

Look, we're going to stay here

until the right f***ing one comes along.

All right. We still got a few hours.

I ain't just going to settle for the first

f***ing thing that walks by man.

Okay.

Look at that ass.

- You see that?

- Yeah, I see that.

I can't f***ing miss that.

There's enough f***ing cottage cheese

spilling out there to feed Ethiopia.

No bro, it ain't that bad at all.

Ain't that bad, ain't good enough.

Jesus, Wheeler.

Look man, hey, this might be our

only f***ing chance, okay?

She's the only piece of split tail

that come by the last hour, all right?

Look at her jugs, man?

F***ing hot, right?

True.

All right.

Look, that's the best we're going

to get out here, all right?

Let's do it, all right? All right.

All right.

All right. Fine, fine, fine.

Just wait till she comes out.

Alright I'm going in.

Don't look at me.

Hey, we've got some f***in' cheap weed.

You want weed or not?

Really taking a step down, aren't I?

Smell it.

Love it.

It's wonderful.

Where is it?

Uh, it's in the trunk.

Okay.

Yo, JT! The trunk, bro.

JT, the trunk, buddy.

And I ain't giving you nothin' till I seen it.

Yeah.

And it better be good.

I know good when I see it.

So don't be trying to pass off no oregano

on me, you little motherfuckers.

What's wrong with your buddy here?

Slow or something?

Well, I don't see nothing.

Well, here baby.

Sons of b*tches...

F*** you!

F***! F***! F***! Sh*t!

You all right?

You okay? You okay?

Am I okay?

No, I'm not okay.

Not f***ing funny, man.

You want a tough b*tch...

Wasn't she a f***in' tough b*tch.

She f***in' outweighed us both.

No f*** you.

I didn't even want her to begin with,

you dumb piece of sh*t...

There you are!

Hey, Joann.

I want to know what the f*** you did

to my boyfriend?

No, you don't.

Just f***ing tell me.

Why don't we just show you?

Joann.

Okay.

- It's going to be okay.

- Rickie don't leave me.

I'm going to get you out of here okay.

I'm going to get you out of here.

All right.

F*** you!

Your f***ing friends kidnapped me.

I f***ing stood up for you.

I f***ing did everything.

- F*** you.

- Quit fighting me.

- Quit fighting me, OK?

- No!

Look, I'm here to help you.

I'd never hurt you.

I'd never hurt you.

I'm here to help you.

You're here to what, Rick?

You're here to save

the damsel in distress?

Be the big hero?

Nah, that can't be.

We all know you ain't no hero.

JT, what the f*** is she doing down here, man?

Dead girl, Rick.

We can make more.

See, all she's got to do is

take one bite out of you and...

JT figured it out.

Look, I don't know what the

f*** is going on around here

but it has nothing to do with me.

Sweetheart, I think it's got just about

everything to do with you, doesn't it?

Think about it.

Folks like us are just cannon fodder

for the rest of the world.

But down here, you see we're in control.

Now, we call the shots down here, man.

Feels good, doesn't it?

It's all right to say.

You don't have to be the

nice guy down here, Rickie.

Yeah, man. This is all for you.

Enough with the goddamned

lights already, Wheeler.

Even if you did save her, Rick,

whaddya think she's gonna do?

JT man, please just let her go.

You sure that's what you want?

Please.

Is that really what you want?

She sure is beautiful.

- F*** yeah, she is.

- All right, Wheeler. All right.

I'm talking to Rickie now, please.

JT, man just don't f***ing make

me do this, okay?

Look, I get it.

All right. You don't want to share

and that's understandable.

I respect it.

You want what should have

been yours a long time ago

and that's what I'm trying to do for you.

I'm doing this for your benefit, Rick.

She's all yours.

Wait, who the f*** is that?

Don't you worry about her, honey.

JT.

Who the f*** is that?

You've got me all wrong, man.

Do I?

No. I'm thinking I know you a little bit better

than you even know yourself these days, Rickie.

Then you know I'm f***ing

done with you, man.

Rickie, she is going to send us to jail.

And you ain't going to

have her or anybody else.

- No.

- You know it's got to be done.

Enough with the

goddamned machete already, okay?

Wheeler, what are you doing?

Wheeler, what the f*** are you doing?

Wheeler, don't you f***ing touch her, man.

Don't you f***ing touch her, Wheeler,

I swear to f***ing God!

- You won't believe it.

- Wheeler I wouldn't.

Wheeler don't you f***ing touch her.

That's a bad idea man.

Don't you f***ing touch her!

What'd you do that for?

Well, you sure picked a pretty

sh*t poor time to man up, Rick.

Who you trying to be anyway, man?

Since day one, it's been you and me.

It's been JT and Rickie all the way, man.

And we don't change.

We don't have to change

because it's us, man.

Rickie and JT, man.

Nothing's got to change between us.

Nobody's got to change, you know.

It's just you and me, right?

Joann Skinner, man?

You think she's going to

choose you in the real world?

In the real world,

she'd rather die than be with you.

Yeah.

I know.

Rickie, man, just you and me, right?

I'm not feeling so good, man.

He cut off your f***ing hand, man.

I'm not feelin' too good, man.

Oh sh*t!

Jesus!

Help me!

Rickie. Rickie!

Wheeler, I'm sorry, man,

but she bite you, man.

This ain't my fault. I'm sorry.

I got to, Wheeler, I got to.

- Somebody help!

- Calm down!

Somebody help! No!

Somebody help!

- Please.

- No, calm down Joann.

- Get off of me!

- It's not going to go in the open!

- No please!

- It's not going to f***ing open!

- Hold on!

- No!

- Help Please!

- Calm down.

Calm down.

Why the f*** don't you

f***ing listen to me.

I try to f***ing be good to you!

Just f***ing listen to me for one second!

Joann, please f***ing pay

attention to me for once.

F***!

F***.

Sh*t.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm f***ing sorry, okay?

I'm so sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

It's okay.

Alright, so I'm gonna get you out of here.

Alright, I promise.

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