Death Becomes Her Page #12

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and make it a better place

than he found it.

1073

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Oh, and that he did.

1074

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The Menville Marriage

Counseling Clinic,

1075

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the Menville Center

for the Study of Women,

1076

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and of course, Ernest's AA chapter

will carry on long after his death.

1077

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...was for him

a delightful adventure.

1078

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Who among us never knew

Ernest the prankster? Hmm?

1079

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Ernest the storyteller?

1080

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We've all heard his tall tales about

the living dead in Beverly Hills.

1081

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- Ah, but you see...

- Oh, what?

1082

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- You're not crying, are you?

- I'm not crying.

1083

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I have...

something in my eye.

1084

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- Oh!

- Yech!

1085

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Oh! Do you have

that number 9 acrylic?

1086

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Look. I put it in your bag.

1087

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- Oh!

- I must have dropped it somewhere.

1088

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- No. I put it in your bag!

- Well.

1089

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Who could drop a big can of

spray paint for God's sake?

1090

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I had it

when we left the car, okay?

1091

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Let's get the hell

outta here.

1092

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I, for one, honestly believe

this teacher, this benefactor,

1093

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this man,

had in his own way...

1094

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learned the secret

of eternal life.

1095

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And it's here, among us,

in the hearts of his friends.

1096

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And the secret

of eternal youth right here...

1097

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in the lives of his children

and his grandchildren.

1098

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It is my opinion

that our beloved Ernest...

1099

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is one man

who will indeed...

1100

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live forever.

1101

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Blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah.

1102

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What'd you do

with that spray paint can?

1103

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Come on. Get off that. Let me see what

kind of a mess you've made of yourself.

1104

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Oh, yeah,

you're all runny.

1105

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- I must look ridiculous.

- No, I don't think anyone will notice.

1106

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But I think you're gonna need

a little bondo on the chin, babe.

1107

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- I gotta get to the hardware store.

- Oh, now, come on!

1108

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How could you have lost

an entire can of spray paint?

1109

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Why do I have to carry everything?

You get to carry a baby purse.

1110

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- Where did you see it last?

- If I knew, I'd know where it was.

1111

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- An entire can of spray paint.

- Get off it!

1112

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Has that ever worked? When you ask me

where I last saw something?

1113

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Yes. When you lost

your index finger.

1114

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- I didn't lose it. It broke off.

- That's because you crack...

1115

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Help me! My legs aren't working!

Help me!

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Do you remember

where you parked the car?

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