Death Becomes Her Page #9

786

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06:34,960 -- 01:06:38,157

What if the police should receive

an anonymous phone call about you...

787

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and find me on the floor

not breathing, no pulse?

788

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06:42,920 -- 01:06:46,117

Ain't nobody can play dead

like me, Ernest.

789

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06:46,160 -- 01:06:50,870

What will you tell them? You're going

to be very popular in prison.

790

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- Prison?

- Prison.

791

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06:53,800 -- 01:06:57,839

Do you know what they do to soft,

bald, overweight Republicans...

792

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in prison, Ernest?

793

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I'll get the shovels, dear.

794

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And she even paid

for the hardware.

795

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Don't you just love it?

796

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07:14,480 -- 01:07:17,472

Oh!

797

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- Are you just gonna sit there?

- What?

798

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- I won't be your accomplice by myself.

- I'll help.

799

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07:24,200 -- 01:07:26,475

- I'm happy to help.

- Help me stretch this out. Get the end.

800

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- I'm very happy to help.

- Put the body right here.

801

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07:30,320 -- 01:07:32,959

Today really shaped up

in a hurry, didn't it?

802

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Did you ever notice how some days

can start out so shitty...

803

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and then suddenly something wonderful

happens and your whole outlook...

804

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just suddenly... changes.

805

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That... was totally uncalled-for.

806

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08:04,560 -- 01:08:09,509

Look at me, Ernest, just look at me.

I'm soaking wet.

807

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08:09,560 -- 01:08:13,997

And there seems to be something wrong

with your, uh, blouse.

808

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I have a hole in my stomach!

809

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08:19,600 -- 01:08:22,239

Oh!

810

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I have a hole

in my stomach!

811

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08:25,320 -- 01:08:29,313

Yeah, and you're still alive.

812

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- It's another miracle!

- No, it isn't.

813

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Ha! Ah-ha!

You took the potion!

814

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08:42,800 -- 01:08:44,916

- How do you know about that?

- Oh!

815

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- You took the potion too.

- Well, I hardly needed it.

816

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So that's why you look

the way you do and you are dead.

817

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08:52,360 -- 01:08:55,875

- When did you take it?

- October 26, 1985. Way before you!

818

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08:55,920 -- 01:08:58,195

- What are you talking about?

- The potion!

819

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- How much did you pay?

- Everything I had.

820

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09:00,240 -- 01:09:02,196

- And that was cheap!

- You took a potion?

821

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- Beauty book, my butt!

- Wait a second.

822

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I don't think this is

a miracle at all!

823

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You're a fraud, a walking lie

and I can see right through you!

824

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Speaking of which,

as a friend, some advice.

825

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I would stay out of

a bathing suit for a while.

826

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At least, a two piece.

827

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Or if l...

828

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09:34,440 -- 01:09:38,638

Damn. I just fixed this.

829

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En garde.

830

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09:49,200 -- 01:09:50,952

- B*tch.

- Girls, girls!

831

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09:51,000 -- 01:09:55,755

Let's just calm down. I'm sure we can

settle this peacefully... Whoa!

832

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You should learn not to compete with me.

I always win.

833

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09:59,080 -- 01:10:01,196

Yah! Yah!

834

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You may have always won,

but you never played fair.

835

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10:04,200 -- 01:10:05,792

Oh!

836

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10:07,240 -- 01:10:09,993

Who cares how I played?

I won!

837

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I'll just be upstairs.

838

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10:12,480 -- 01:10:16,712

That's 'cause you could raise

your legs higher than anyone.

839

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10:16,760 -- 01:10:21,197

But look at you now! You couldn't

raise an eyebrow without surgery!

840

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10:21,280 -- 01:10:23,589

I've raised a lot more

than an eyebrow in my day.

841

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10:23,680 -- 01:10:26,194

You skinny, phony,

hollow b*tch!

842

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You've lost

your one and only talent.

843

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10:28,360 -- 01:10:31,716

Which was one more talent

than you had, you former fatso!

844

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- Aaah!

- Yes! No! Oh, damn!

845

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This is pointless!

Wait a minute, this is ridiculous!

846

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We can't even hurt each other!

We can't even inflict pain!

847

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10:45,720 -- 01:10:47,870

Pain!

848

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I'll tell ya about pain!

Bobby O'Brien!

849

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10:51,560 -- 01:10:54,996

Scott Hunter! Ernest Menville!

That's pain!

850

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I loved every one of them

and they loved me.

851

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I will not speak to you till

you put your head on straight.

852

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They were all I had and

you took them away from me.

853

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Not because you loved them,

not because you cared...

854

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but just to hurt me on purpose.

855

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- That is not true!

- Liar!

856

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- You attacked me first!

- Me?

857

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11:16,400 -- 01:11:18,994

Do you think

I was blind, deaf?

858

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11:19,080 -- 01:11:23,915

I couldn't hear what you and your

snotty friends were saying about me?

859

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11:23,960 -- 01:11:28,192

- You thought I was cheap.

- Oh, please. You're insane.

860

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11:28,240 -- 01:11:31,596

Then how come you never invited me

to one of those parties at your parents?

861

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Because we didn't think

you'd feel comfortable.

862

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- It wasn't usual for... Stop that!

- I'm trying.

863

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11:38,000 -- 01:11:41,913

- It wasn't usual for us to have...

- Trash in the house!

864

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You're avoiding the issue. You stole

my boyfriends to hurt me on purpose!

865

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11:45,200 -- 01:11:47,031

- I did not!

- Admit it!

866

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11:47,120 -- 01:11:50,635

No, you admit it.

You look me in the eye...

867

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11:50,680 -- 01:11:56,198

and you admit

you thought I was cheap.

868

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Okay, I thought you were cheap.

869

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Well,

870

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I hurt you on purpose.

871

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And I'm... really sorry.

872

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I'm sorry too.

873

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Ern, darling.

874

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Helen and I want to apologize

for that little thing downstairs.

875

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- We've got it out of our systems now.

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