Death Hunter

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah.

Billy.

Did you bring the protection?

Billy!

- What?

Did you bring the protection?

Protection -- of course I did.

I mean, at least I

think I did.

You think?!

What?

Go find it.

C'mon baby,

just one more time.

I'm serious, Billy.

Oh my God. Sandra, just...

No protection...

No ticky ticky.

Alright, alright. I'm on it.

Just stay here.

I'll be right back.

(Singing to himself)

Gonna have a good old time.

No.

C'mon.

Billy.

Coming, baby.

Oh, alright.

Sorry about the hassle.

E-Z Wrap.

Oh no.

Billy!

Bingo. Yes.

Alright. Yes.

Sorry about that. I --

Sandra?

(Gasping)

Sa -- Sandra...

If this is a joke,

it isn't funny!

Sandra...

(Panicked whimpering.)

(Grunting)

(Snarling)

(Gunshot)

(Tires squealing)

(Snarling)

(Snarling)

Hey!

Looking for me?

(Explosion)

Woo! YEAH!

That's what I'm

talking about, baby!

It's all me right here!

(Grunting and panting)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

Do me a favor.

What's that?

The next time I let you

talk me into taking

a shortcut...

Yeah?

Yeah.

Look around. Do I

need to elaborate?

What's wrong?

It's the fuel light.

Ray...

We were coming down

here to camp.

Yeah, to rent a cabin

in a national forest,

family and a public restroom,

so I can take a hot shower

and go shopping kind of camping.

Not breaking down in the

middle of nowhere

with no working compass,

no cell phone,

so I'd end up coyote bait

kind of camping.

Relax.

We'll find a cell

zone eventually.

When we do,

we'll get some help.

Is that before, or after we

walk 100 miles in a circle?

Okay, listen.

This isn't exactly how I

envisioned our anniversary

weekend either.

Okay.

Calm down.

I'm just kidding.

I'm sure we're gonna

come up on something.

And besides,

We can look at it on

the bright side.

We are definitely...

going to have...

some quality...

alone time together.

Just you and me.

Hey.

Hey. I think I see something.

Where?

- Right up ahead.

See, I told you we were

gonna come up on something.

I hope they have a phone.

Or better yet,

maybe some gas.

(Music)

(Music)

What do you think?

It looks creepy.

Yeah. You would too if you

were out in the desert

for 40 years.

It's 3AM.

Do you think anybody's around?

I dunno.

There's only one

way to find out.

Wait wait wait!

- What?

Don't you remember

that movie, Motel Hell?

What's that for?

Y'know, I didn't see

Motel Hell, but...

Wolf Creek scared the

crap out of me.

Alright. I'm gonna

go check it out.

Hey hey hey...

What?

We go together.

Alright.

Together.

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Muffled)

Oh. Welcome to Shamus's.

That'd be me.

What can I get for you?

We're kinda lost.

You don't say.

And we could use some gas.

Do you know where

we could find any?

You hear that, everyone?

He could use some gas.

Sorry, my friend.

You came to the wrong place.

The nearest station's

a good 50 miles from here.

Yes ma'am.

That's a lot of

tumble weeds,

if I do say so myself.

That gas pump over there...

Hasn't been used for 25 years.

The fellas here would

rather have me fill

their beer mugs...

... than their gas tanks.

You see, in these parts...

it's either feast...

or famine.

If I were you,

I'd take a seat.

We'll get a rig out here

tomorrow with enough gas.

To get you into town.

We're open all night.

Here.

They're on the house.

Little something to...

... keep up the

good will in ya.

You hear that, honey?

They're on the house.

How nice.

(Music)

Well, captain?

What are we gonna do now?

I don't think we have

much of a choice.

I think we stay right here

until the gas station

in town opens up.

That is in a few

more hours.

And then, we get the

hell outta here.

I will drink to that.

Here is to...

anniversary adventures.

Here is to getting the

hell out of here.

Yeah.

That reminds me.

What's this?

Our anniversary isn't

until tomorrow.

But it IS tomorrow.

I guess you're right.

For once.

Oh John. That's beautiful.

I dunno what to say.

You don't have

to say anything.

I love you.

I know.

I don't always know why,

but I know.

Well...

Hey.

What is it?

Um... well...

I was gonna tell you, but,

I was gonna tell you

tomorrow, but then...

Since tomorrow is today,

I guess I can tell you.

Stop, stop. Is everything okay?

Yeah... yeah.

Everything's fine.

It's just... you know,

when you're pregnant,

you just...

A little bit more emotional,

that's all.

I understand.

- And I just...

Pregnant?!

Did..?

- Yeah.

Did you say you're pregnant?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Sotreum sends his

condolences.

For what?

For this.

(Roaring)

(Screaming)

(Gunshot)

(Gunshot)

No.

You're gonna have to

forgive my associates.

You see, they get excited

quite easily.

Let her go!

Now! I mean it!

What are you gonna

do with that?

Are you gonna

shoot it at me?

Yeah. I will if I have to.

I know, baby.

I know, baby. I know.

Let her go and nobody

has to get hurt.

I'm sorry, my friend.

Someone always gets hurt.

That is the nature of life.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

(Gunshot)

(Grunting)

(Laughing)

What the hell are you people?

I think he wants to

know what we are.

(Laughing)

I think it's quite obvious.

Not to me it isn't.

Surely you don't

believe that do you?

What then?

Why not just kill us now?

Because I'm going to

offer you a choice.

A simple choice

that I never had.

A choice that I was

never allowed to make.

The choice...

... for life eternal.

I think you mean

death eternal.

Join us,

and never know what

it is to feel pain.

To be hurt.

Or to grow any older.

What?!

We will never join you.

Who said anything about 'we'?

Kill him. Let's go.

NO! JOHN!

Maria!

(Snarling)

He's gone.

(Snarling)

What am I gonna do?

Think, damnit, think.

(Crunching)

(Snarling)

(Tires screeching)

(Snarling)

(Tires screeching)

(Snarling)

Screw this.

(Snarling)

(Car door creaks open)

(Grunting)

(Laughing)

No. Wait!

Don't... don't kill me.

Have mercy.

I'll leave that

up to God.

(Groaning)

There will be more.

Human.

(Screaming)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

(Music)

Hey! Hey!

HEY HEY HEY!

HEY HEY HEY HEY!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY! OVER HERE!

Over here! Over here!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Over here!

Over here. Hey!

HEY! Damnit, I'm over here!

HEY!

I'm over here.

I'm over here...

(Distant beeping)

(Distant beeping)

(Distant beeping)

(Crumbling)

(Grunting)

(Hawks screeching)

(Rattling)

(Rattling)

(Thump)

(Crickets)

(Soft snarling)

(Snarling)

(Roaring)

(Groaning)

(Growling)

(Grunting)

(Groaning)

I hope you choke on me

you son of a b*tch.

(Arrow whistling)

(Groaning)

(Doors creaking)

(Cauldrons bubbling)

(Door creaks shut)

(Ratcheting)

(Ratcheting continues)

(Cauldrons bubbling)

(Chains rattling)

Please, don't think me rude.

You've been bitten.

They're for your own good.

It won't do any good

to struggle.

It will just make

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