Death Race: Inferno Page #3

as he tries to win his fifth race

and become the first inmate

to win his freedom.

The mysterious Frankenstein

became a worldwide phenomenon

after winning his

first four Death Races.

But that was back

on Terminal Island.

Can he repeat that

success here in Africa?

Three.

Unique challenges

lay ahead as our drivers

move from the confines of Terminal

Island's track onto three desert courses.

Two.

The carnage is about to begin.

What the f*** are you doing?

He's jumping.

We've got a jumper.

Fire away.

What about our trackers?

You know something?

What are you doing?

Get out of here, man!

It's coming, it's coming!

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

It's here,

it's here, it's here.

And The Jackal

becomes a Death Race first.

Never before has a driver been killed

before the race has even begun.

Reset lights.

Stupid.

That's entertainment.

Well, that worked well.

For us.

Go.

Go.

Start! Start!

Yippee ki-yay,

motherf***er!

Whoa!

Look at the f***ers!

Introducing Olga Braun.

Do you want me to drive?

F***, it's...

Death Race's

first ever female driver.

Yeah! Come on.

Start! Start! Start!

You're a freak.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Goldberg. You getting me?

You online?

Are you ready

to get serious now?

The roads are narrow,

so pass only on the turns.

Weapons are inactive

until mile marker 25.

Lists, what's my top

speed on this thing?

keep it somewhere between 50 and 60.

Forget everything

you know about racing.

Desert racing

isn't about speed.

It's about endurance

and handling.

Hang on a minute. I thought you didn't

know sh*t about this kind of racing.

I don't. It's the first thing

that came up on Google.

The racers enter

the first leg of the race,

the sand dunes

of Katbakkies Pass.

He's right behind you!

Hey, stop driving like a p*ssy.

Where I'm coming from, the ladies,

they can drive better than this.

Turn hard right.

When?

Now!

You wanna f***ing drive?

Could you just not talk?

Just don't talk.

Shut up.

Luke! You need to

find the weapon marker again.

F***!

That was f***ing great!

I see weapon markers on the right.

Yeah, I see it.

You see the tracking markers

straight ahead.

You think I'm blind?

F*** off, man.

Frankenstein!

Motherf***er!

Razor's weapons are activated!

Come on, turn the cannon,

turn the cannon around.

Go faster!

We have to show them

how it's done.

Are you gonna take this sh*t?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. China.

Did you get that, China?

Turn them in. Turn them in.

Yeah!

Activate the cannon.

Cannon activated.

Joker's got a cannon

trained on you.

Look out! Behind you!

Let's light this puppy up.

Bye. bye. bye.

Come on!

F*** him up.

Are you okay,

Mr. Frankenstein?

You know what? I never thought

I'd miss the Tombstone.

Goldberg.

I need your help.

Don't shake him off! Let him

get right up behind you.

Goldberg, are you crazy?

Come on!

I'm getting sick of this bastard.

Oh, beautiful.

What you're doing is illogical.

Oh, God, that felt good.

We can't take

much more of this.

Stay on the wheel,

Luke. Trust me!

F***ing idiot!

Who's laughing now, Joker?

You know, I gotta tell you something.

I am very, very impressed.

Nice, Goldberg.

F*** logic.

Sometimes you just gotta let your

heart and gut tell you what's right.

Two Death Racers down. Nine

remain, as we enter Khayelitsha Township.

Damn!

Sh*t.

Go left, left,

left, left, left.

Weapons activated

for this sector only.

Take left!

This is Africa, son of a b*tch!

These people got a damn death

wish. Off the f***ing road!

Son of a b*tch!

We need to get outta here!

- No, stay with the car!

- The tracking device!

Let's go!

Come on! Run!

We've got a runner.

Who?

Pretty Boy's left his car.

We've got a lock on him.

Fire.

He's in the middle of a town. Won't

you kill a lot of innocent people?

They will be rewarded in their next life.

Fire when ready.

Sh*t!

Out of my way!

F***!

Watch out, watch out.

No!

F***ing beautiful.

- They are coming here!

- Seven drivers remain,

as they enter

the last leg of stage one.

The lost zone.

Sh*t!

Hey, Lists, do you know

anything about these guys?

They're the

warlords of Kalahari.

They're responsible for exactly 74.5%

of all organized crime in the region.

Drugs, prostitution, kidnapping

are their three biggest earners.

Great, just what we needed.

Let it go, Luke.

Just finish the race.

Sh*t. Are these people

even in the game?

Just move out

of my f***ing way!

This, f***ing 14K!

He's coming up

behind us. B*tch!

Luke, you're in second place.

You have to pass Razor.

You're on the last corner before the finish line.

Come on, Luke, push!

Razor takes day one.

Damn!

Frankenstein finishing

a close second.

14K, Olga, Baby, Psycho

and Nero have all survived.

That was amazing, Satana.

Incredible job.

I think it's cause for a

celebration, don't you?

Prudence.

F*** off and tell the rest

of them to f*** off, too.

Everybody out.

I said, everybody out!

Keep moving! Come on,

get out, everybody!

Hey, you did well today.

You see, you wanna f*** me now don't you?

You wanna f*** me now.

God, she wants to

f*** me now. Typical.

Do you really

wanna f*** me now?

Katrina. Look, I know

I f***ed up, okay?

I was just trying

to protect you.

It wasn't safe for you to know.

We can't be what we were.

Second place.

You're slipping.

Yeah.

Lists, let's get

this thing cleaned up.

Frankenstein!

Oh, no f***ing way!

What the hell is going on?

A fight in the tunnel.

It's Frankenstein.

Get him out of there. Now!

Now, get out!

Doctor!

We need a doctor!

Doctor!

George Villiers, 1st Duke

of Buckingham, Crazy Horse,

Henry III of France,

Henry IV of France.

Am I gonna be all right?

You're gonna be fine.

It's just a scratch.

Now I'm gonna need you

to drop your trousers.

Is that necessary?

What? Am I all right?

You're going to be fine.

What I probably should have

disclosed, I'm a big fan of yours.

How big?

Singer/songwriter Elliott Smith

and, of course, Julius Caesar.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm listing the most

notable stabbing victims.

He's gonna be okay.

I gotta see him.

How is he?

Wonderful.

As girls, I thought it would only

be fitting to offer Frankenstein,

our new celebrity,

an incentive, a prize,

a free f***.

All right, honey!

Amber, get up, move it.

Hurry UP-

Get it, girl!

Say bye to your

boyfriend, honey.

F***ing b*tch!

Someone's

f***ing your boyfriend!

A gift.

Frankenstein?

Yeah.

So,

I was hoping that we could discuss

the terms of our contract.

I was thinking six races per

year, three year guarantee.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

And how much did

you have in mind?

I got Martine

to put together a bid.

Oh, you did, did you?

You gotta be kidding, right?

I believe that it's fair.

Do you know what? Let's just see

how this one concludes tomorrow

before we discuss

any future races.

But I gotta tell you,

lam very, very pleased

with how things

are going so far.

I didn't think

it would be this easy.

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