Deewane Page #2

What's come over you, Vishal?

- If anyone even looks at you...

it sets my blood to boil!

I'm hot blooded, baby

Well at least you pass on a bit of

the warmth to your thugs. Lucky thugs!

Why not me?

Flatter me

Tell me a couplet

Couplet?

"You are as pretty as the full Moon"

"By God, you are..."

"Beyond compare"?

No, give me something original.

The thugs I spend my days with

don't know a thing about poetry!

Never mind. I'll teach you some.

Look into my eyes

Done

Now tell me, how much?

What?

How much you love me, Vishal!

"Much as you love me,

just add another ten percent"

I don't want to dance!

- What's up?

I'll work up a couplet

that's going to make you swoon!

Two tight slaps, and

he'll spill everything

Rane, your stick

isn't hard enough anymore

I'm coming over

You said we'd have dinner together

Sapna? Back so soon?

Time for the fireworks!

Darling, this reminds me of our days!

Just go and sit over there

Tyrants never change

Why don't you talk to Vishal's mother

about the wedding?

How could I? I'd be tongue-tied

Tongue-tied?

This isn't your marriage.

I'm talking about Sapna

Once they are married, Vishal will

get over his obsession with work

And he's going to become henpecked.

Just like me

What did you say?

Is there something to eat?

I'd put on weight

I'd still go hungry.

But I guess, it'll have to do

Sister...

What's this "love" thing?

Love? Part of living on thin air.

And you get to eat nothing

No

It's a world of dreams

What... and what?

Love makes the heart beat

And only one name matters

Really? What else?

How time flies when you're with him

...you never know

And?

You only wait and wait for him.

And you like nothing else

Love takes you to a heaven!

- One smack...

and you'll come bouncing back to earth.

- Why, what's wrong?

You're reading one too many a novel.

It happens only in stories and movies

Nothing of that sort happens!

Besides, Nimmo...

Come on, go back to your studies.

- No!

Tell me something.

- What?

What do you like about Vishal?

You know, love is dying for

a gallant police officer...

who dumps his girlfriend

and off he goes to see a thug!

Sister!

- Nimmo!

Yes?

- Studies!

Where's your brother?

- Well, he's...

So at last, you remember us!

You never drop by.

So we thought we'd come

Why should he come to see us?

Why, what have we done?

What scares my uncle is the fact that

Vishal works for police intelligence!

Is uncle hiding something?

I'm so straight, I've never married!

- Do you mean to say I'm a thug...

because I married twice over?

- Lekhu darling, forget it

By the way, you haven't thrown

a party for your second wedding

I will! But you'll have to come home.

Say, when?

Uncle, I've found evidence against

these thugs I'm chasing

In a few days, they're

going to be exposed

You and I will have our party once

they've joined the chain gangs

Where are you off to?

- The police conference in Shimla

Excuse me, where's this Anand Hall?

- That way

That way?

- Yes

Thanks

Look, I'm hassled as it is.

Why are you following me?

Get lost!

Get going

This one has a tummy-ache

He swallowed a funny bone

Now he's a vegetarian

I don't see patients

standing on the road

See me in my dispensary

I'm going to Anand Hall.

Pooja has called me over

What's he... some animal?

Hey, what was that direction again?

- First, are you human or animal?

Strange! Don't you have eyes?

I'm human. And my name is Okay

Can't you see?

- You look more dog than man

Did you call me a dog?

- Yes, dog

You called me a dog!

- Yes!

Forget these humans

We'll take you to Anand Hall

Dogs are better than you!

Get lost

Son of a gun!

Come on... Pooja!

What would you like?

Something hot, cold? Coffee, tea?

Anything!

Now I know why you called me over

...for a dance, no?

Turn the music on!

- No, I didn't call you here!

You just told me to dance!

- Pooja, I haven't invited him

She just told me, dance!

Now she says no?

Oh yes!

Back?

You just told me, dance!

- I didn't

"Okay" is his name

They want me in!

Who called me... who?

Why is your name Okay?

- That's a long story

Before me, my mother gave birth

to umpteen kids...

some crippled, some crooked,

some cracks, some crazies

When I was born, the doctor took

a look at me, and said "He is Okay!"

Ever since, I've been Okay

Okay, come here

You want me? Coming

Why did you call me here?

- Where's Arun?

No idea.

- Meaning what? I must see him today.

Come what may, get him here

before the show

What a show! Had a girl showed

as much interest in me...

I would've sat at her door

like a dog!

I have to look for him

May I have a game?

This being the only table

with an empty chair...

Haven't seen you here before

Arun. That's my name

Arun who?

Are you asking my family name?

I don't even know who my parents were

Sonofabitch! Here to make money?

Get up, and get lost

Don't use foul language.

- Why not?

It scares me

As far as making money is concerned,

I'm willing to lose...

for the first half-an-hour.

- Great!

Look at our watches. But after

half an hour, it's me and my luck

Forty minutes, and still losing?

Forty minutes!

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Tell me something. How did you

start winning so suddenly?

I kept losing for the first half hour,

because I was studying you fellows

When you get a bad hand,

you start picking your nose

You play with your scarf,

and you take a long drink

And you... when you get a good hand,

you start wringing your hands

And she starts smoking

Now, in which book is that

a rule about gambling?

We're going to deal again.

I wasn't concentrating

Your name?

Sheroo

Sheroo who?

In this locality,

I'm the don

And I have a couple of guys

I want to kill

So I kept thinking about them

Get it?

Sheroo... you?!

Pass the cash

Stop. First, we collect

Yesterday, he used the same ploy

to win against us

Look Baldie, put that gun away.

- No!

Put that gun away.

- No!

You know how I react to guns!

You know how I react!

Pick him up. Move it!

When I see a gun...

That knife!

It's just a knife!

Only a little toy!

I was only joking! The money

is all yours... take it!

No, I'm scared.

You're going to hit me!

What a thing to say, brother!

The money is yours, yours!

Take it!

Serious?

- Absolutely!

Lay off man!

- Moolah?

Back to your tricks?

- No. It's a new style

Hey guys!

That baldie has ended up in hospital.

- You beat him to pulp

He had a real gun! It could've

gone off, and I'd be done in

Keep this.

- Hey, some for him too

Let him have 2,000000 extra

- All right

See you

Same time, same place tomorrow.

- Sure

What's this new angle?

- Lay off man. But where have you been?

I'm taking you where I've been. Come

But...

- Lay off man. This is my style

Here you are, Pooja.

I brought him along

How could I not come?

You called!

I can see it in your eyes!

- Have you taken to poetry?

Thanks to your company. Besides,

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