Delhi Belly Page #2

He is a friend of mine,

Today is his birthday and we want

to give him surprise.

That's fine but hotel's rule...

Look! If there will be any problem

then I will talk to your manager,

Get some sweets for your child.

I didn't get married yet,

then buy for your own,

No, I can't do it.

I must have to serve this food,

it's a matter of quality,

And happy birthday,

No! It's not my birthday.

What's going on here?

Surprise!

What are you doing here?

We have come to deliver your food,

We are not lazy like you,

What rubbish?

Where is my package?

I sent it,

like everytime,

But I didn't get it.

This time it was a new girl.

That girl didn't know what was

in the package,

search the room,

They just felt that banana is extra

ordinary smiling,

I swear I don't have it,

That girl must have done some mistake.

Give me her number,

Why would I stay here if I wanted

to betray you,

That you don't know me,

Leave message for her that call

back,

Now! Call her again,

This time leave a nice message,

And order some food from

room service.

What happen? Where you have been?

What are you doing here?

Why did you came here?

What happen?

He is Vivek and he is computer

engineer is canada,

How are you dude?

Are you coming for marriage?

He doesn't know,

I was about to tell him,

Actually he came here to take

his stuff, He is a cartoonist,

When you were about to tell me,

Who cares?

I am going to canada next month,

You should leave now,

Good luck for your cartooning,

Wait! This allias can't take place,

This girl has sucked my dick,

and because I am the 21st century man

I f***ed this girl.

You have ruined our family respect,

Call me as soon as possible,

It's urgent,

I am sonia speaking,

I just got your message,

I wanted to ask about that package,

did you deliver it,

Actually! I didn't deliver it by

myself, I gave it to my friend,

Are you mad?

I explained you what to do?

It's a picnic,

I will take action against him,

by the way where is that package?

Actaully I am amazed why it's

not delivered yet,

If you will give me his address then

I will send someone to pick up.

Who is he?

You are Taashi,

Who are you?

So you are not Taashi,

I told you,

shall I come down,

Where is my package?

A girl named sonia gave you

a package,

Where is that package?

I don't know,

Really!

Ask to that person who dropped

that package,

He is not here,

Is this a joke?

He is right,

I dropped that package,

He is saying that you

are not here,

He gave someone to drop

and that man gave me,

He got that package and he

gave it to someone else,

and he gave you then you

dropped it,

Then why you didn't say earlier.

Sir, you didn't ask me,

I am asking now,

where is it?

I dropped on one shop,

There will be some mix up.

Your friend dropped itm

I am going,

What happen?

You are not going home,

I have to meet my brother,

And you must be photo journalist,

Come! I was waiting for you.

They shaved your hair before

they hang you up.

No! Then why are you bald?

Who are you?

And what happen,

where we going?

I picked up by mistake.

I can't leave lot of diamonds,

My mind was not working,

But now we will return them,

We can't,

They wanted to kill us after they

got their diamonds,

Now we can't get back,

We can't run in the middle,

Where we will go?

Why don't we go to police?

Because sonia will be in problem,

It's her mistake what she is doing

with these ass holes.

And I know it's your dowry but

it's an ugly car.

So you have 30 diamonds,

and it's total is 9 million,

You come after 30 minutes till then

I will arrange the cash.

3 lacs for one diamond,

I will go to Patna,

Kashmir! Nobody will come to

find me there,

What are you doing?

I am just checking,

Where will you go?

Nowhere,

They will find you,

They will beat me and I will

tell them you are in Patna,

I want my diamonds back till 2.

Otherwise I will send her back

with parcel post.

Who was that?

They have sonia?

Who?

We have to return the diamonds,

We will have to return the money

and return the diamods,

I quit my job,

But they will kill us,

We have no choice,

so we will go back,

I hate your girlfriend,

Give me the payment and take it,

How much?

Which 9 millions you gave us,

How many diamonds you want to buy?

We need all of them,

I am returning your 9 millions,

Please give us our diamonds,

Those guys came to sell their diamonds,

They didn't know the value,

I knew it,

that's why double amount,

It's a matter someone's life and death,

I am running such a huge business,

I didn't open orphanage here,

somebody will die.

I don't have time,

Just park the car and wait for us,

show me something else.

Please tell me which kind of item

you want,

What's the matter?

You don't like anything,

Then come into my office,

I will show you something,

I have an item that will make

you happy,

Nafeesa! Will you wait for me,

I will be right back.

In which range you want?

I don't care for money,

Look at this,

Only for you,

You will never see an art like this,

Get back,

sir! Here is your set,

I didn't imagine it will be great,

I wanted to thank your Boss,

Where is your boss?

He is inside, I will just call him,

What was the drama?

To save his wife.

She is not wife,

But she is your fiancee.

Are you engaged?

What was her name?

You just go there and give

me the sign,

I will handle the rest.

I think we should just warn her,

Control Room! I am following red car,

send the back up immediately,

I told you boyfriend that come at 2.

He didn't come yet.

You guys wait here,

I will be right back.

I am coming along,

No!

It's my problem,

Where are you going?

What do you think?

Give me!

Leave her first,

I am ordering you not requesting you,

We four will go down,

you meet me in lobby and take it,

I will tell you how it will happen,

First I will kill her,

then I will kill all of you,

I will get my diamonds,

and what do you think?

World will change from your bravery.

You are showing me gun,

Do you know since when I am

doing this business.

You like girls.

Now I understand,

Don't know what are you saying?

What are you doing?

Are you following me,

she was kissing you,

Did you call that Art Director?

I am going back home,

I don't have money for rent,

I don't have anything else.

Forget something happened like this,

Take care,

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