Demonic Toys
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 86 min
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I win. I win war.
I win. I win.
War.
And that's where
it always ends.
That's a pretty
weird dream, Jud.
I see all sorts of frying
possibilities there.
Probably some sort of
sexual thing, you know?
You know, I knew we should
You don't take me
seriously anymore.
We were right to
move in together.
And now that you mentioned it,
maybe we should, get married.
Look, I got nothing against
marriage, it's just, you know,
we should get married when we're
ready to have kids, you know.
Do you want kids?
I mean, 'cause we never really
talked about it or anything.
Yeah, sure, someday,
you know.
Sh*t.
Where are they?
Relax, they'll be here.
I've been through
this a million times.
You'll get used to it.
They always like to come late,
keep the other guy waiting.
You know, Matt.
Sometimes you don't pick
Hey, it'll be okay.
This would be a piece of cake.
Like now, for instance, I'm
trying to tell you something.
What?
I asked you how you feel
about having a kid for a reason.
Are you pregnant?
I found out this morning.
Well, that's great.
I'm going to be a dad.
Why didn't you tell
me this before?
You shouldn't be here tonight.
Oh sh*t, here they are.
Look, you stay in the car,
let me take care of this.
Oh, don't be stupid, Matt.
You got your piece?
Yeah, but I just think
it'd be better if you...
Then let's dance.
[Pause]
Cable. Miss me?
Oh, yeah, I like you
with a fire that burns.
He's been my loins.
Me too.
It must be love.
Who's the femme?
That's my investor.
I'll take a bite.
F*** you.
Meow.
Are you going to
show us something?
and jerk us off all night?
Hey, Hesse, I love
this guy, I really do.
Yeah, I'm going to
show you something.
Come on.
Knock off some
Indonesia, the good stuff.
Single action.
You mean just for rear sight?
The one at stock and best
of all, no serial numbers.
Clean as a whistle
or a baby's bottom.
Knock it off, Lincoln.
[Pause]
Whatever floats your boat.
We got these babies
out of Russia.
Sell a lot to the cartels.
Bang-bang, Juno.
Hey.
No clip, man.
All right.
How much?
40 K for the whole lot.
What do you say?
I say, you're under arrest.
Matt. Matt.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, baby, no.
No.
Oh, god. You bastards.
God damn you.
My god, I'm hit.
Lincoln, Lincoln.
Lincoln.
Lincoln, I'm hit.
Lincoln!
Sorry, Guy.
Lincoln, help me.
Now you have almost enough.
Well that would
be Charnetski.
How do you know?
He always orders
at this time.
Let me have it.
Thanks for calling Country
Chicken, the best chicken
in town, your order please?
Get off the phone hammerhead
and let me talk to Mark.
It's for you.
[Pause]
What's up, Charnetski?
The regular.
Legs and breast and
none of that wing sh*t.
for my f***ing movies time.
You a**holes always
skip on that.
Would you like that
Take a guess.
The chunk style.
That's my boy.
Now, get off your f***ing
ass and bring me my food.
You got it.
Mr. Wayne.
Mr. Wayne.
Is that cigarette in your mouth?
No. It's your dick.
[inaudible] out
please, this instant.
[Pause]
I don't think I like
your attitude, mister.
Well, I guess
that makes two of us.
You're being verbally
abusive to me, Mr. Peterson.
Where do you think you're going?
I'm going to deliver
Charnetski his food.
F*** you about your
attitude, it is not acceptable.
Now, I want you to make
sure you come right
out back here, mister.
Well, maybe I
won't come back.
Maybe I'll just fly your f***ing
chicken mobile into the river.
How do you like that?
No, man, what is wrong?
F***ing toys.
So you're cops, huh?
Well, I guess I know
that your partner,
going out there, didn't I?
Shut up.
It's okay.
It's okay 'cause I'm
going to be out on bail
by the end of the night b*tch.
This whole f***ing
thing is entrapment.
Hi Guy.
Thanks for coming.
I've been sleeping
for a long time.
Waiting for someone just
like you to wake me.
We're going to have a lot
of fun here tonight, friend.
What the f*** was that?
And your partner?
How the f*** should
I know, Miss Cop?
Sh*t!
Sh*t!
What's going on, lady?
We're locked in.
What! F***ing brilliant!
F***ing brilliant lady,
what are we going to do now?
We wait until morning.
Wait? No, no, no,
f*** that police lady,
you get me the f***
out of here now!
Now! 'Cause I got
my rights, lady!
You got to take me
in the county.
I got to make a phone call.
I got to talk to
my f***ing lawyer!
You don't get sh*t,
you killed my partner.
You're lucky I don't put a
bullet in your f***ing head
and call it self-defense.
Is that you, kid?
No, it's the Hillside
Strangler, let me in.
Hold your pants on.
Hey! Hey you, up here!
[Glass breaking]
Hey you, up here!
Hey! Hey!
Hey, up here!
You're a f***ing genius,
lady, a lot of good that did.
Now, there you are,
it took you long enough.
Yeah, it took
me the same amount
of time it takes me every night.
Here you go, twelve
o'clock, right on the dot.
You want a beer, kid?
Take a guess.
Thanks.
Hey, did you see Miss July?
Not yet.
Wrap your eyeballs
around them.
Ooh wow!
It sort of brings a
tear to your eye, though.
Yeah and something else.
You God damn, I need
them, son of a b*tches!
Look kid, how is work?
Ugh. It's a f***ing a
joke, chunking chicken Christ.
Peterson runs around like
he's got a board shoved
up his ass all the time.
Well, what do I tell you?
The world is your twin and all
the people in it are a**holes.
God damn economy.
Here's what you do.
You can do like I do.
Find yourself a niche.
Break yourself in.
Take my gun.
I mean I sit on my
ass, watch television.
Take a little hair
off your pooch.
That's a life.
Take this iguana
guy for instance...
Iguana?
Yeah, this guy who's
down the Costa Rica.
Starts raising the
little bastards.
Once you take up the space.
And it tastes just like chicken.
Everything tastes just like
chicken, you ever noticed that?
Frog legs, snakes, even
rabbits tastes like chicken.
Everything except this sh*t.
We're f***ed, lady.
Nobody knows we're up here,
nobody is going to
hear us up here.
No, no, no.
Did you hear that?
What?
Somebody ought to hear that.
Maybe I better go
out and check, huh?
You are the security guard.
Yeah but it could be a
cat or something, right?
Could be.
Yeah, it could be.
I'm going to tell you something.
If it's a bum, I'm going
to kick his goddamn ass.
There ain't nothing
in this place
goddamn old toys.
You stay here, kid.
Well, wait a minute.
here when you're gone?
There is an old shotgun
there in the locker.
I'll take my chances
with you.
Your choice kid, ain't close.
Anybody there?
I don't think
there's anything here.
I've sworn I heard
something, I don't know.
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