Der Mondmann
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That was incredible!
Yes. It was incredible.
Daddy, we have to watch
it again sometime! Can we?
Yeah, why not tomorrow?
Look at the moon, Daddy!
It's the Moon Man!
Huh?
There are lots of moons!
And on each one there's
a different Moon Man.
No way! There is only one moon.
And it's always the same one.
No! There are lots
of different ones.
And nobody lives
on the moon. Nobody!
They do! Look!
Did you see him, Laika?
He's waking up!
Who's waking up?
The Moon Man.
Enough of this childishness!
It's high time you went to sleep!
But I haven't even
had any dinner!
Stop it. That's enough!
It's time to sleep.
Move over.
Night after night,
the Moon Man
spent his time curled
up in his silver seat.
Being all alone,
his life on the moon had
become dreadfully boring.
If only once, just once,
he had something to do.
Dear subjects!
As you can see for yourselves,
you see that the entire
world has been conquered,
except for a tiny little speck of land.
But that,
my dear subjects, was yesterday,
because this morning
remaining part of the earth.
And now the entire world
is completely conquered!
Voil!
Bravo! All praise the President!
Long live the President!
Wonderful! Fantastic!
Phenomenal! Marvellous!
Of course, it's only right and proper.
Many thanks.
Congratulations, Mr President.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You know,
it's not worth mentioning.
The entire world is at your feet:
what is left for you to conquer?
Something new always emerges
beyond every horizon.
I felt a great inner urge to say it.
And if you've understood,
then so much the better.
No, no, it's really not worth mentioning.
Mr. President,
just look at the moon!
It's so old, yet so new.
For he who has conquered the
whole world, all that remains is...
The moon.
No man has ever
conquered the moon.
A shooting star! Make a wish.
That's one small step for a man,
one giant leap for mankind.
Red alert! Red Alert! Attack!
Out of my way!
Get back! Off with you!
That's impossible! It cannot be!
We have conquered everything.
We have no more enemies!
See for yourself, Mr President.
We are being attached by an alien planet!
Run! Everyone take cover!
Me first!
Out of my way.
Off with you. Stand back!
It's just an empty crater.
Most regrettable!
As if that were of
no significance!
It's an empty crater, after all!
Whatever that extra-terrestrial
fireball was, there is nothing.
Nothing! Ha-ha-ha! Nothing! Ha.
And what, may I ask, is this?
Is this what you call 'nothing'?
Well, whoever or whatever it was,
they've gone.
Of course they've gone!
Anyone plotting mischief would not
wait around here for us to turn up.
Hurry, after them! Follow the trail.
Capture those cowardly intruders!
Mr President,
there is nothing to be found here.
The trail vanishes without trace.
Are you suggesting that the
invaders have vanished into air?
Scour the whole earth
until you find them!
At your command, Mr President!
Scour the whole earth!
One scoop? Two scoops?
Three scoops? In a cone? In a tub?
A scoop?
No. A ball. A fireball!
If the intruders came to
earth on a fireball, then...
...then I can go to the moon
on a fireball. Yes that's it!
That's how I can
conquer the moon!
Exactly.
Have a good flight!
Come and dance with us!
You've got a really
cool costume.
Excuse the interruption.
There are invaders. Intruders. Attackers.
Extra-terrestrials.
An invasion.
Please do not panic.
Everybody remain calm.
Hey, you there! The party's over.
You can go home now. But watch out.
There are intruders on earth.
From another planet.
Hey! Hello! Wake up!
Time to go home!
Go... home...
Searched the Southern and the
Northern hemispheres. No intruders.
Then search the Eastern
and Western hemispheres!
At your command, Mr President!
Good idea Mr President!
Yes, the one with the
best ideas is still... me!
Talking of ideas:
Who can build me a fireball?
A fireball?
Yes, I need a man-made fireball
with which I can conquer the moon.
A man-made fireball?
Tricky.
Yes, who could
build such a thing?
The only one who could create something
like that would be Bunsen van der Dunkel.
Bunsen van der Dunkel?
Never heard of him.
If he's even still alive, that is...
Bunsen van der Dunkel! Of course!
The inventor of everything!
It's a good thing
I thought of him!
Very good, Mr President!
Good idea, Mr President!
Doctor Bunsen van der Dunkel
was a genius.
After researching,
inventing and
discovering everything...
literally everything on earth,
he had begun to grow bored.
And living all alone,
he grew so bored,
that one day he fell asleep.
For hundreds of years,
he sank into obscurity.
to this very day.
Shh! Quiet!
Mmm, yummy!
Laika!
Are you crazy?
Stop!
Not all at once!
It'll give you a tummy ache.
He's gone!
What? Who's gone?
The Moon Man!
Now you are dreaming with your
eyes open. Lie down and get to sleep.
Oh, Daddy!
Come on. Enough silliness.
It's really time you went to sleep.
Got to sleep my baby
Close your pretty eyes
Angels up above you
Watching every moment from the sky.
The Moon Man has gone.
The Moon Man has gone.
Have you seen the Moon Man?
Where have you gone,
dear Moon Man?
Great big moon is shining
Stars begin to peep
Now it's time for little children
To go to sleep
Do you think he'll
ever come back, Laika?
Come on, come on!
Ahhhh.
Did the bell just ring?
I must have nodded off.
Visitors? That's never
happened before. Never!
Oh dear. Oh dear.
Does he think I have
all the time in the world?
Most regrettable!
Do I have to do
everything myself?
Good idea, Mr President!
Hello?
Is anyone home?
Mr Bunsen?
Mr Bunsen van der Dunkel!
I hereby award you the Gold Medal
of the Academy of Sciences.
It is undeniably
long overdue...
- for such a... a...
lifetime achievement. - I... er...
Yes, you are the greatest
genius of all time!
We are all very proud of you!
Yes, but... Er... Well...
Who are you?
Who? Me? What kind of question is that!
What impudence!
Ah, yes. Of course. I understand.
You live on the dark side
of the moon, as it were.
I am the President of the earth,
the Northern and Southern hemispheres,
as well as the Eastern
and Western hemispheres.
I see. How nice.
That's absolutely wonderful.
How can I ever thank you?
Oh, there is absolutely no need at all.
You earned it.
I wish I could offer you something,
but I don't have anything here.
I wasn't expecting visitors.
All the better! My motto is:
Alone, a man can work faster!
Yes, you're right.
Except that when you're too fast,
you soon run out of things to do.
That's what happened to me.
Nothing else to do?
I'll bet there are still things
you haven't yet researched,
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