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Hey, nice fire. Where'd

you get those rocks?

Ah, it's a funny story

actually.

Some hunter buried

his dog over there.

Had the rocks in a nice

little heart formation,

wood crosses and everything.

It was pretty f***ing gay, so I

messed it up and took 'em over here.

That's a real funny story.

Probably some tree hugger trying to

connect with nature or some sh*t.

You lazy piece of sh*t. I thought

you were sleeping, all right?

I could've used your help trying

to get some of this firewood.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you steal the grill

from that house like he did? No.

He's a champion. He can sleep as

long as he wants. Go f*** yourself.

What was that?

- What?

- It was probably a squirrel or some sh*t.

I don't know. Idiot.

Oh, no. Hey, grab me one.

Yeah, okay.

What?

Come on, Trent. What the f***?

Trent, come on. What the...

Larry. Larry, wake up.

Wake the f*** up.

Come on. Get up. Yo, come on.

Come on.

What do you remember? Huh?

I remember getting f***ing curb

stomped by that f***ing guy.

Get up. Come on, bro.

What do you remember?

I was getting beers...

I was over there. I was getting

beers, and then I-I couldn't talk.

I couldn't move. I...

He tasered you, bro.

It f***ing hurt.

Who the hell did this?

What the f*** is...

What the f*** is going on?

I don't know. We gotta get out of here.

Larry, are you okay to run?

Yeah.

F***. F***!

No. No.

No.

Come on, you f***ing coward.

Come on. Face me like a man.

What, are you gonna kill a man without a

f***ing... I don't have a f***ing weapon.

Motherf***er!

Ow! F***! Ow!

Ow.

Ow. Who are you?

We got a beautiful

spring break weekend for all you campers.

Sunny skies. Perfect place

to go run around the hills.

Be careful out there. Weather looks great.

This is gonna be a great weekend.

Yeah, I know. Speed up.

I want to get there already.

I think people get

drunk and have a good time,

but they are getting lost

out there though.

A couple years back there

was that wife and daughter thing.

I think that's kind of when it all started.

When was that?

Oh, yeah. That was like...

Wait, Allie, leave it. I want to

hear what they're talking about.

You want to hear the news?

We came here to have fun.

No, no, no. F*** that.

Put on some jams, man.

A couple of people have gone

missing since then, so it's a little weird.

A little bit. But,

anyway, you guys be safe.

Have fun. Go kick some butt.

Hey. You sure

you want to do this?

I don't want you to spend your last

spring break bummed out about,

you know, about your mom.

I think I'm gonna be okay.

You know, I have all these wonderful

memories of my mom in the city,

but sometimes it's harder

to be there, you know.

Uh, are we seriously close?

It's been forever.

We're almost there.

Hi, Jessica.

Hey, so I see you left

without me. Not cool.

I'm alone and bored here.

Dad went off on one of his

water excursions.

Dad didn't even know we

were coming up here, okay?

I just needed to get away.

So are there any cute boys

on the trip with you?

Well, Marcus.

But everybody else is taken.

No, I'll pass. Look.

I'm tired of you promising you'll hang

out with me and then you never do.

Ever since... Well, ever

since, you know, Mom died.

Jess, I gotta go, okay? I promise we'll

spend some time when I get back.

- What was that about?

- Same old stuff.

She keeps calling

my mom "Mom. " I hate that.

I know. She'll get over it.

This is the middle of nowhere. Look, I

was promised a weekend full of booze...

and women and little drinks

with the umbrellas in 'em, man.

I want to relax.

Give it a break, Marcus. You're

only here because of Evan...

and one step away from being

animal food if you don't be nice.

Yeah.

Come on, Eduardo. Would you and your

mail-order bride get a room already?

Watch that sh*t, bro.

Eduardo, he's driving.

This sh*t was free, thank you.

No shipping and handling.

- Yeah, you still paid too much.

- Oh, wow.

That's Ben's house. Pull up over there.

We'll go get the keys.

Ben?

Ben, it's me, Allie.

Allie.

You scared the sh*t out of me.

What is that?

It's dinner. Look, Jessica just called

me and told me you were coming.

- I had no idea.

- Jessica called you?

Holy sh*t. Did you see the

ears on that dude?

What, did you bring

an entourage?

No, I just need

the keys for the house.

Okay. No problem.

And get rid of that thing.

Will do. I've been

keeping everything locked.

We had some trouble with

intruders on the property.

Hey, is everything okay?

Yeah. He's just

grabbing the keys.

You know how I feel

about intruders.

I see Evan made the cut.

Oh, God. I don't want to hear it.

Just give me the keys.

All right. Do me a favor.

Keep the boy toys on a leash.

We got a lot of traps

on the property right now.

Thanks, Ben. Yeah.

Timmy. Allie.

What the

hell is he wearing?

- Don't make fun of him. He's young.

- He's a douche.

Hey. Hey, buddy.

Clearly a douche.

Long time no see.

Timmy, look at you.

You're all grown up.

It's been a few years, but... Yeah.

Just a couple.

Pretty sure I told you

to beat it, kid.

What's the point of being neighbors if

we can't drop in every once in a while?

Yeah. You can stay, as long

as you don't drive us crazy.

I promise I'll be good.

You guys kinda sprung

this on me last minute.

You need me to go into

town, grab some food,

some drinks for you

and your friends?

Uh, no, I don't think so. I think

we have stuff from last time.

All right.

Hey, Ben, um, my dad

doesn't know that we're up here,

so could you just

not mention it?

He's not really

Evan's biggest fan.

Your secret is safe with me.

I'm gonna get back to work.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- Allie.

- Yeah?

How long have you guys

had this place?

A couple of years.

Think me and Nina could get a little

rest and relaxation this summer?

- Come by here?

- Probably not.

Hey, I gotta drop some

brown kids in the pool.

Give me the keys.

- Thanks.

- Sick beast.

- It's nice here.

- Lizzie, Tim.

- Ew.

- Okay.

What's up with this Ben guy?

I think I like him.

Uh, I think he's

pretty unavailable.

I haven't seen him with anyone

since his wife disappeared.

Good luck pulling anything

out of that guy.

Oh, I can pull it out. He lives up here

all by himself? That's kind of hot.

Yeah. He lived here

before my dad bought the place.

Apparently they have

some kind of deal where

he can stay as long as

he takes care of it.

All right.

Let's start this weekend.

See you later. Okay.

I'm gonna head back home. I'll

catch you guys later, all right?

Okay.

Allie, you didn't tell me

there was a pool. Come on.

- I told you it would be good.

- Let's do it.

# Come on, come on #

You guys

wanted to go to Mexico.

Oh, look at that.

I need a clog stopper for her.

It's like an old married couple here.

Here you go. I know

the way to your heart.

Yes, you do. Here's to spring break.

Thanks, buddy. Hey, cheers.

Cheers.

Hey, Allie.

I'm sending it your way.

- Who the f*** is that dork? Really?

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