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- What's up?

Good to see you.

Party over here. Yeah!

Party over here! Yeah, really?

Party? No. Shut up, idiot.

That's what I'm talking about...

my little Russian princess.

You want to party? Come party over here.

She's pretty.

Come here, baby.

Hey, baby. Come sit with me.

No, please don't leave me.

Get out of here, kid.

What's up?

Thank you. This is a good spot.

Yes.

Your spot. This is nice, right?

Yeah. I'm really glad we did this.

Really glad. Me too.

Thank you for letting

Eduardo and his friend come.

You don't have to thank me for that.

They're fun.

Hey, look.

Don't look right now,

but does Ben always stare

at you when you're by the pool?

- Huh?

- I said don't look.

Now it's gonna get even

more uncomfortable with him.

Go fish. Guys, why don't

we get out of the house?

It's gorgeous. Let's make,

like, a bonfire or something.

What, out there? In the dark?

No. No, no way.

Dude, stop being

such a freakin' p*ssy, man.

There's plenty of light

with a campfire.

Besides, animals don't like

fire, so we're straight.

I actually know

a pretty good spot.

Want to grab the stuff

out of the closet?

Sure. Then I'll go

wake up Nina.

Hey, I know a place too we could all go to.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, shut up. I said we, not us.

Any by us it means not you,

so it's time for you to go.

This is grown-up business.

Get out of here.

You can come over tomorrow. It's okay. I

got somewhere else to be anyway, so...

Yeah. See you guys later.

Bye, Timmy.

No, we will

not see you anywhere.

I'll see you never.

You guys are mean.

So what? Come on.

Let's go.

Let's do this.

Jackets. Jackets?

I will blaze the trail.

But there's snakes out here.

Honey, it's night.

There's no snakes out at night.

Oh, my God,

is that a dead body?

No, babe, they hide at night.

We're going through their holes.

Having a great time.

Oh, my God.

There's a hole, Liz.

Hey, whose idea was this again?

Mine.

Yeah. Remind me

to curse you later,

'cause it's cold and it's

dark and my feet hurt.

Marcus, stop whining

like a little p*ssy.

Who you calling a p*ssy, b*tch?

You guys, this is really far.

It all looks the same.

We're almost there.

Wow. Holy sh*t balls.

This place is a buzz kill.

How come we've

never seen this trailer before?

'Cause we've never

made a fire at night.

It looks haunted.

Haunted?

In my native

country, we have worse houses.

Guys, I don't think

you should go in there.

Evan, calm your girlfriend down. If

we find anything, we'll let you know.

Come on, guys. She asked

you not to go in there.

Eduardo, show some respect. Ever since

I've known you, it's horseshit like this.

Live a little, all right? We're only

gonna be gone a minute. Right, baby?

Okay, we're gonna go,

so look for the smoke.

Okeydokey, up the smokey.

Together again.

Yeah, okay. Pass these around.

We'll be straight in no time.

Where's mine? Geez.

Why are you just

throwing stuff at me?

Good catch.

Just the perfect weather

for a beer.

Oh, come on.

Was that funny? It's

your favorite thing to do.

F***in' hilarious, Marcus.

I thought it was funny.

Can we have a cheers

to our fun weekend together?

- Cheers to me.

- And not being in Havasu.

Come on. This is nice.

We're under the stars.

We're by the campfire.

There's something about

just being here with you guys...

that really...

makes me have to piss.

- So I'll be right back.

- Thanks. He's so romantic.

Baby, you sure you want to be doing

this and not stay with them?

'Cause this lock ain't budging.

Well, if you don't want this,

you can always go back

and play with the boys.

Voil.

It's a little creepy here.

We walked really far.

Do you think they're

gonna find us out here?

I hope not. Want a 'mallow?

No. I don't really get

the whole campfire s'more...

If they do find us, you guys gotta

be a lot nicer to Nina, all right?

We're not...

We're nice to Nina.

We just have to get used to a

new girlfriend every two weeks.

So we try not to get

too invested, right?

No, I just don't like her.

I'm back. Did you miss me?

Every second.

If I find anything,

I will keep it.

Baby, you keep

whatever you want.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, wait. Wait a second. What?

Isn't this the guy

from the gate earlier?

Who cares, baby? Let's play.

Ready for this, huh?

It's a little creepy. Can

we make it a quickie?

Baby, quickie's my middle name.

I think it's nice out

here by the fire. Mm-hmm.

Do you? I do.

What was that?

It's just coyotes.

There's coyotes?

Maybe it's, like, they're

in heat or something.

They don't eat people.

Actually I did hear a story

once where this coyote...

All right. Now I want to go.

I'm really creeped out.

I'm not joking anymore.

I'm with Lizzie. Bar's closed.

See? It's creepy. All right.

Let's go back.

You know, let's go back to the house.

Forget 'em.

Let's just go find 'em.

What the f*** is that?

What the f*** is what?

All right, Marcus.

Put the fire out.

We gotta go. Put the fire out.

Let's go check that out.

There.

Hey, Marcus, shine your

light this way, buddy.

Marcus.

Come on.

What happened

to your flashlight?

I don't have a flashlight, man.

That's why I told you to wait.

Sh*t. I just saw your light back there.

You gave one to Eduardo.

Come on, you guys.

You didn't give one to me.

Come on, guys.

There.

What the... Let's get the f*** out of here.

Let's go! Let's go!

Wait. Don't leave me here.

Eduardo, man,

what's gotten into you two?

You guys have to go in there

and make all that noise?

What happened? We need to

get the f*** out of here.

What? Some crazy sh*t going on.

Yo, what the hell happened?

Whoever lives in that trailer

is f***ing demented, man.

We saw some mini

shrine sh*t set up.

There's a funky jar full

of sh*t in there, man.

Nobody's been in there

for years.

Honey, you need to get to know

your future property better,

because somebody's paying

homage to dead people in there.

Let's just finish this

in the morning, all right?

We could've been all nice

and warm in the ranch

house, but somebody

had to see nature...

Shut up, man. Enough. Enough.

We're gonna check it out now.

So, Eduardo, you stay here with the girls.

Marcus, grow some balls, man.

Get Eduardo's flashlight

and come with me.

Are you okay?

You hear that?

Yeah.

This place is wild, man. Don't touch

anything in case we need to call the cops.

Just... take a mental picture.

Yeah, not touching is not

gonna be a problem for me.

You know what? In fact, I'm

gonna take a real picture.

Who puts a shrine like this

in the middle of nowhere?

I want to know

what else is in here.

Babe, come on. It's cold.

We want to go back to the house.

All right, look. Let's go.

We'll come back in the morning.

Yeah, I'm gonna pass. 'Cause anything

related to this trailer, I am cool.

If you want, you can call the cops and

have them look at the place tomorrow.

All right, look. Let's go.

We'll come back in the morning.

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